Chapter Seven
I went to the bathroom to wash out my mouth for the third time as I waited for my computer to load.
I still couldn't believe that she kissed me.
I mean, for God's sake, I was gay...and she knew!
She was just setting it up...she wanted me to get away from Itachi, so she could have me for herself.
I wanted to scream.
That's why I was going on messenger. I was sure Sakura would be on and I was positive I would give her a piece of my mind.
No...I WAS going to give her a piece of my mind.
I couldn't take this. It was bad enough that she planned this whole evil plot out, but to make me her boyfriend was even worse.
And Itachi only thought it was my fault. Oh no, he wouldn't blame Sakura.
I was almost as mad at him as I was her, but that was impossible, considering it was Itachi.
I heard the stupid ding noise from my computer.
I ran out of the bathroom and took a seat by the computer.
Hmm...only two people were on: Sakura and Itachi.
How ironic.
I grinned evilly.
I clicked on Sakura's new username: Clueless-sasuke
Just ignore it, Sasuke, just ignore it.
duckbutt-head: hey
Clueless-sasuke: oh, hey
duckbutt-head: i like your username... :P
Clueless-sasuke: oh really? why thank you
duckbutt-head: --
Clueless-sasuke: I know you like it too
duckbutt-head: you wish...now, would you mind explaining that it's you cheating on Itachi and not me?
Clueless-sasuke: i've already explained it to you that it's false
duckbutt-head: no, explain it to itachi that it's true
Clueless-sasuke: no, you explain it
duckbutt-head: you know he won't listen to me
Clueless-sasuke: well, that's your problem
duckbutt-head: i hate you
Cluelesssasuke: you know that's false too
duckbutt-head: how the hell could that be false? give me one good reason!
Clueless-sasuke: well...you're my boyfriend
duckbutt-head: no, i'm in a forced relationship because you won't let me get close to itachi because you want me all to yourself, you greedy little whore!
Clueless-sasuke: you should watch what you're saying
duckbutt-head: you should watch what you're doing...it's not only effecting me, it's effecting itachi too! he won't speak a single word to anyone!
Clueless-sasuke: he speaks to me...hmm...i must be special
duckbutt-head: ...
I wanted to go to Sakura's house and beat the shit out of her. I couldn't believe she was pulling all of this off. Somehow, someway, she was manipulating Itachi.
I clicked on Itachi's username (which always stayed the same, thank God).
duckbutt-head: ...i'm sorry...
Uchiha101: about what?
duckbutt-head: about everything...the whole Sakura thing...
Uchiha101: u aren't the one that should be apologizing...
duckbutt-head: ...??
I stared at the screen in shock. Maybe Itachi really was in his right mind, he was just acting around Sakura.
I smirked, no wonder I love him.
Uchiha101: this is all Sakura's fault, isn't it?
He knew everything...well, mostly everything. Maybe not the part about me talking for Sakura on messenger...
duckbutt-head: how much do you know?
Uchiha101: only that...
duckbutt-head: how...?
Uchiha101: it's obvious...you're gay, there would be no reason for you to kiss Sakura
I smiled.
My life didn't suck so much after all.
And neither did Itachi's logic.
duckbutt-head: tell Sakura that...
Uchiha101: i will...soon enough, i don't think we should rush this...(and what do you mean by "how much do you know?")
My heart started beating rapidly.
He said "we".
As in me...and him!
duckbutt-head: um...well there was more than just Sakura kissing me part...
The other window popped up.
Clueless-sasuke: don't you dare talk to itachi!
duckbutt-head: i can do whatever i want to :P
Clueless-sasuke: not if I can help it...
I was guessing Sakura was going to talk to Itachi, telling him not to respond to what I send him.
Itachi's conversation window popped up.
Uchiha101: what do you mean more...?
duckbutt-head: well...has Sakura messaged you yet?
Uchiha101: yeah, is your door unlocked?
duckbutt-head: what?
Uchiha101: can i come into your room?
I felt my heart beating even faster than before.
duckbutt-head: yeah...you can come in
Uchiha101: okay, don't log off, i'll log off (if we log off around the same time, Sakura will get suspicious)
duckbutt-head: yeah...i'll be waiting...
After a few moments, Itachi was logged off and heading to my room.
As of right now, my life definitely didn't suck.