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5. Jiraiya Secret

Kari's Prov

"Tell me what she said." "Well Iruka, she said that she may or may not." I said. "Oh ok." Iruka said looking depressed. "Hey dad can I have ten bucks?" "Yeah here you go Naruto." He said pulling the money out of his pocket. Without looking up he walked back into the room and closed the door.

"So when are you going to tell him that that means yes?" Naruto said when we reached my car. "Um I was thinking that you and Koudo should convince him to ask her out instead of me telling the truth." I said getting in the driver's seat. "Hey Naruto. You remember how to drive?" "Believe it." "The truck is yours for the night." Koudo said tossing the keys to Naruto.

"Sweet." Naruto said getting in the truck. Koudo got into my car and closed the door. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" I asked him. "Getting a ride." "Hey babe…What the fuck are you doing in my spot?" Neji asked coming up to my door. "UM…well…I don't know. Naruto wait." Koudo said getting out of the car.

"So how was your day?" "Well in literature I wrote a disturbing story about a murderer. In art I drew disturbing pictures of dead people. And in Spanish I just blocked everyone out with Are You Ready by Three-""-Days grace. Yeah that is a good song." He said.

I grabbed my new Three Days Grace CD and put it in. The first song was It's All Over. "Hey what are you doing tonight?" I asked. "Nothing. What are you doing?" "I am going to do something with Kakashi and I was wondering if you would join us." "Yeah sure." He said with a smile. We jammed the whole way back to my house where I was glad to see my mom was not home yet.

"You want some food or a drink? We have Mountain Dew." I said dropping my bag at the door. "Yeah I will take some ramen and dew on the rocks." Neji said with a grin. I went and grabbed the beer glass (from the bar) and put some ice in it. I then grabbed some ramen and put water in it and put it in the microwave. I sat there staring at the food in the microwave spin around and around. Neji came up behind me and wrapped his arms around my waist.

"Do you remember TenTen?" "Yeah, what about her?" I asked turning to face him. "Well she is coming back to U-High." He said looking me in the eyes as a symbol of truth and not a joke. "Well that's cool she can be part of our group again." I said turning back to the food. It only had 10 seconds left till it was done. "Are you still obsessed with fate?" "Not really. I kind of was just going through a faze." He said resting his head on my shoulder.

Just then I heard the front door open and close. "Uncle Kakashi is that you?" "Wait he is your uncle." "Yeah it's me." "Yeah but I never thought of him that way." I said handing him the ramen. "Kari where are you?" "I'm in here." I yelled walking towards the door. As I reached the door so did Kakashi. "Ah I see you have a guest that you did not get permission for." "Uncle Kakashi please don't tell my mom." I said in the sweetest voice that I could bare to speak in without laughing. "Ok fine, but since when have you started calling me uncle?"

I just smiled and turned to Neji. He stud there dumb founded by our conversation. "Well what are we going to do tonight Kari?" "I don't know. But I will be right back. I got to go take a shit." "Thanks Kar I really wanted to know that." Kakashi said rolling his eyes with sarcasm. "I know you did." I said smiling and turning to leave. I got to my room and headed for the desk where the scissors lay stained red from all the times I had used them for cutting.

I went and stud in front of the mirror and started to cut. I then went and took a shower. After that I went and got dressed in a pair of black emo jeans, a black sweat shirt (with a black and red shirt underneath), with black shoes. I put on my black eye liner and black eye shadow. I walked ninja like down stairs after checking to see what I looked like. I put my hood up right before I turned the corner into the kitchen.

"What the hell did you do up there?" Neji said straitening up when I walked in. "Oh I just did a little ritual." I said with a smirk. "Honey who's your friend?" I heard my mom say from behind me. I turned slowly to face her with my "fuck off" look. "Neji meet my mom. Mom this is Neji. He will be hanging out with Kakashi and me tonight." "Hi. It's so nice to finally meet you. I have only heard good things about you." "That's a loud of horse shit." "Excuse me?" "I know my daughter hates me more than she hates her father." My mom said grabbing a bear from the frig.

"Mom shut up. Let's go Kakashi." I said grabbing my keys and walking out the front door to my car. Kakashi and Neji followed. "So what are we going to do?" Neji asked after two minutes of just the cars going by as we speed down the road. "We are going to a movie. My guess is a scary movie." Kakashi said. "How would you know that?" "Because she never drives this fast unless she is really mad and when that happens she goes and sees a scary movie." Kakashi said watching the road as if this was how fast he usually went.

He was right I always went to a scary movie when I was mad but to me they weren't scary at all. I kept driving not saying a word afraid I would lose the little control over my temper I still had left. When we got to the theater it was 9 because we had sat around the school until 6 and we sat around talking at the house for an hour.

After the movie I took Neji home and went back to my house. I hadn't said a word ever since Neji got out of the car and I didn't plan to for the rest of the night, but like always my plans were foiled. "Hey little sister how are you?" "Hey Kiba. How was the trip to London with Dad?" "It was good. And I wouldn't be talking too loudly; I mean he is in the other room." "Why should I care what that GAY FUKER OF A FATHER has to say about me?"

"Elizabeth who is that?" I heard my father-Yodaime-say to my mom. "That would be your daughter, Yodaime." She said. I glared to where they were talking about me like I couldn't hear every word they said. "Yodaime, My brother, is that you?" Kakashi said walking into the living room. I followed once Kiba had gotten through the door way."Kakashi wow you haven't changed one bit." "Neither have you Yodaime." "I'm leaving." I said as I turned for the stairs. "Not so fast young lady." I heard my dad say. "You want to bet? I'd like to see you try and stop me." I said glaring at him. "Just let her go Yodaime. She won't listen to you anyways." My mom said.

"Why not?" "She hates you. She hates me. The only people she doesn't hate are the people in her group and Kakashi." "Mom you're an idiot. Kakashi is in the group." I said as I walked to the stairs. "Don't talk to your mother like that." "Why the fuck not? I have said worse." I said walking up the stairs and into my room.

I woke up the next morning to Kakashi banging pans together and screaming that pancakes were ready. I got dressed and went down stairs where everyone but me sat at the table. "Kari what did you do to your hair?" My mom almost screeched. "I don't know what you are talking about. Maybe it was my bastered father." I said grabbing bacon right out of the pan. "Well I got to go. See you bitches latter."I said walking out the door before they could start to yell at me.

When I got to school I was the last one out of my group there. Just as Neji said TenTen was back and hanging out with the group. Kiba pulled up next to my car in his navy blue BMW. I walked right over to Mizu and Kaze and started to tell them about the movie."…And at this one part the camera got covered with blood and guts. It was so fucking awesome." I finished right as Kiba came over to us.

"Hey Mizu, how are you?" He said ignoring Kaze completely. But that didn't damage her mood because at the same instance Orochimaru spun her around so he could make out with her. Mizu turned red and answered with a, good how 'bout you. Just as Kiba was answering some one wrapped his arms around me. I turned and found not Neji but Koudo hugging me.

"What the fuck are you doing?" I asked pushing away from him. He just stared at me with a look of awe. "WHAT?" "You cut your hair." "Yeah, so." "It looks good on you." He said with a crooked smile that made me want to melt. The more I stared at him the more I realized he had never looked like Naruto. He had the look of his mom not his dad. He had sharper features than Naruto. He had never dyed his hair it had just gotten darker over the years. And his eyes were the bluest eyes I had ever seen.

"Kari, Hey we need to talk." Neji said walking over to us. "What…Oh right sure." I said walking with him away from the group. "Hey I think we should… How do I say this? I think we should see other people of the opposite sex." "Ok." I said walking away. "Wait you don't care?" "No, you and Ten Ten make a cute couple." I said walking off to join the rest of our group.

The Bell rang about 10 minutes later and we all went to class. Koudo drew pictures all through class of a girl that was ten times more beautiful than any celebrity I had ever seen. I watched every detail he added. Memorizing every curve and every line. Naruto on the other hand wouldn't shut up. I ignored everything but the part about his family.

"Iruka got a hot pink moped instead of a car. How gay is that?" "That is really gay I mean even Tsunade has a car." I said looking away from the too perfect picture. "I know but I am so glad I get a ride to school with Koudo. His car is awesome." "Yeah it is I mean all trucks are the best. Ford that is." I said with a smirk.

We sat there talking about cars for the rest of the class-which was only like 10 minutes.

Kage's Prov

I can't believe Kari didn't get that the picture was of her. I kept thinking to myself as I walked the halls to my next class. I hated the bastered teacher-Morino Ibiki-that taught our English class. He messed up on everything that he said. Making even me confused (which is the hardest thing to do). I did my work as fast as I could so I wouldn't get as confused.

As soon as the bell rang I was out of the class. I had ten minutes before I had to go to my next class so I went and found Itachi. We sat at a table talking about all the ways you could change ordinary objects into weapons of death. When it was two minutes before the bell would ring Itachi got up said goodbye and left. Instead of going to my next class I went to the principal's office.

"Damn that bastered principal of ours, giving me a lecture about how I was a slacker. I'll give that perverted asshole a piece of my mind…" I ranted off. When I slammed the open the door to Jariaya's office I froze mid-step and stared in barely contained disgust at the sight before me. Jariaya-Sama was sitting at his desk…masturbating. "Hey fucker, MASTERBATION and Procrastination have the same concept. It's all fun and games until you realize that you're screwing yourself!" I exclaimed and then turned around and left, trying not to laugh or throw up.

Ok yes the secret that Jiraiya was keeping from everyone was that he fucks himself. READ AND REVIEW PLEASE.