"Kisame

We join our Villains… Umm… Running away from the Anbu? And Sasuke!? Oh Dear…

"Kisame!!"

"What is it Itachi?!"

"It's Gwen!"

"Oh hi…" smiled Gwen.

"Can't stop now!" Kisame yelled and then picked her up and slung her over his shoulder.

"Uh, I don't mean to be rude, but I don't even know your…"

"Kisame Hoshigaki!" Kisame panted. "And he's Itachi Uchiha!"

"Uchiha!?" Gwen said shocked at the answer.

"No time to talk! Anbu's on our tails!!" shouted Itachi.

"HOLD IT!!" Gwen yelled.

The fifteen year old ninja teleported and slashed Itachi's arm that held Trace Aburame.

"GAH!!" Gasped Itachi as he fell to the ground, writhing in pain.

"I don't know what's going on but I'll hold you of until the black ops comes" Scowled Gwen.

"BEGIN!!"

Hidan started off, lunged forward and threw his scythe at Tori Tigra. But she made some hand signs, and dodged the scythe.

She held her hand out, and then, "Ice Chakra Shards no Jutsu!!" She yelled.

Then, a million little ice shards flew towards Hidan but he managed to dodge them all. Then, he slightly cut Tori on the ankle.

"Heh, you missed." Smirked Tori. But she blank and missed it. It all happened so fast. A strange symbol appeared underneath his feet and he became almost… Skeletal. He slashed himself on the knees with his sickle and she felt a pain in her legs and collapsed on the snow. He than walked over to her and slung her on his shoulders. He wasn't skeletal anymore.

"How sad. Her growl was bigger than her bite." Smirked Hidan. That was when Tori passed out.

"Gwen, don't make me have to hurt you." Said Kisame.

"Don't make me laugh." Smirked Gwen.

"You aren't the same Gwen I met before."

"When I get backed into a corner… I get…"

Kisame than slashed her across the stomach with his sword.

He then grabbed her, Itachi, and Trace then teleported away.

Somewhere else, a man sat on a great throne, embedded with a many number of jewels, a skull or two, and the best part of all had to be the dragon sculpted on the top.

"Where are they?'' he asked to himself.

"Be patient Pain-Kun. They'll be here soon." A blue haired woman answered.

"Konan-Chan, It's been five days." Pain sighed. "I only asked them to get a couple of kids."

"I remember when you were younger Pain."

"Don't start with that trash, Konan."

"Then quit complaining." Sighed Konan.

"Leader-sama!! Deidara Sempai destroyed my art!!" shouted a boy in an orange mask that resembled a basketball or a pumpkin.

"Tobi."

"Yes?"

"You can handle this yourself."

"OK!" Tobi said and skipped out of the room and bumped into Hidan and Kakuzu.

"Watch it you little-'' Hidan started.

"Hidan, swear on your own time." Pain sighed.

"We got the little creatures! What MORE do you want!?"

"Get me some coffee in that mug that says '#1 Leader' on it." Smiled Pain.

"Dn you…" Hidan mumbled under his breath as he dropped Tori and stomped out of the room.

"THE FRUIT LOOPS ARE ATTACKING!!" Tori sat up and screamed.

"She will somehow drive me insane one of these days…" Sighed Saki.

"You're telling me." Sighed Kakuzu.

"Enough." Pain said. "Just because he's your student doesn't mean you have to agree with him."

"Uh, Mister shadow guy, actually it does. You see, if he blackmails me in anyway I tell about that one time he-'' Saki began.

"NOTHING! NOTHING!!" Kakuzu than covered Saki's mouth.

Pain then raised an eyebrow at Kakuzu. "Where did Tori and Konan go?" He asked.

"Umm…"

"I'm glad there's at least one girl here!" Smiled Tori. "And a cool one too!"

"Thanks!" Konan smiled back.

As they walked down the hallway it was silent.

"So what does a girl do for fun around here?"

Konan than noticed a very angry Hidan walk down the hallway. "This!" Konan then ran down the hallway and jumped on Hidan's back and screamed "BOO!!"

"HOLY JASHIN!!" Hidan yelled. "WHAT THE HL IS YOUR PROBLEM!?"

"I just wanted to say hi…" Konan said as she made the puppy dogface to Hidan.

"Grrr… Thanks to you I have to get more coffee!"

"Aww, to bad!" Konan snickered.

Hidan then stomped into the kitchen and slammed the door behind him. Tori noticed a blonde haired person walking down the hallway. "I thought you were the only girl in Akatsuki, Konan." She said.

"Umm. That's a guy Tori-chan." Konan said as she sweat dropped.

"Then can I pounce him?"

"I guess…"

"Yay!!"

Tori then ran down the hallway and jumped on the teenager's back.

"IT'S THE IT!!" the boy screamed as she threw Tori at the wall.

"WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!?" Tori yelled at him while nursing a bump on her head.

"Oh. Sorry, I was just reading IT by Stephen King and I got a little freaked when you startled me." Said the blonde.

"What's your name?" Tori asked.

"Deidara. Yours?"

"Tori Tigra."

"Ah. So you're Hidan's target, hmm?"

"Umm, I guess."

"I wonder if Itachi and Kisame are back yet, yeah." The blonde teenager replied.

"We are." Said Kisame as he walked into the room carrying Trace, Gwen, and Itachi with him.

"You look beat up, yeah. What happened, hmm?" asked the curious Deidara.

"Fuuki Gwen gave us some trouble along the way." The blue skinned man answered.

"Itachi looks like he's dead, yeah."

"She's a BEAST Dei, be careful around her, dude."

"MEETING!!"

"Let's go, yeah."

"Right."

I did most of this chapter on my Mom's laptop, yeah. (Couldn't resist!) DON'T FLAME ME IF YOU THOUGHT THE FIGHT WAS BORING!! I tried my best to imagine what it would be like. It was my first time writing something like that. Please comment!! Ps. I don't own Naruto or IT. See ya!!