Chapter 3

A/N: Just a warning that this chapter has implied male/ male sex. I do not write such scenes at any point but felt that a warning was needed as it is a necessary part of the story.

Potter8668

Chapter 3

Gradually the Order members left, not knowing that they would never return to their Headquarters or that Sirius was serious in what he had said. All wondered as they left about what had just happened. It had been disturbing for some and hilarious for other to see Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape out done by a teenager. Even after the two hours that the two spent trying to break through the wards on the third floor, they still hadn't been able to undo Harry's spell. Some of the members felt that the two deserved it and much more.

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"The brat will learn not to disobey me", muttered Severus as he tried to undo the spells placed on him. Albus seemed to be having trouble as well.

"POTTER! UNDO THESE SPELLS RIGHT NOW!" shouted Severus. He was not surprised to see that nothing changed. The boy must be having a hormonal fit.

Suddenly a column of smoke came out from under one of the doors. It reached the staircase and formed into a message.

'Undo them yourselves Defeaters of the Dork Lord! You're all powerful!'

'The boy was definitely having a hormonal fit', thought Severus as two spells shot out of the closed door at the two men.

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Inside the bedroom Harry was busy working off his anger by putting Cedric to bed, who had arrived by floo just before Mrs. Weasley had called Harry down. Hermione could tell that he was very angry as he wasn't doing his usual chattering to the baby. Cedric, too, must have realized that his Daddy was not happy and decided to co-operate for once and was soon asleep.

Once Cedric was in his cot, fast asleep, Hermione led Harry towards their bedroom. Both could hear everything that the Headmaster and Snape said. Harry's anger was getting worse.

"What did they do?" she asked softly.

Instead of telling her, Harry stood and placed the memory in his pensieve for her to watch. Hermione went into the pensieve. She wasn't surprised that the two older men tried what that had. The fact that they took it upon themselves to make all the decisions for everyone and disregarded everyone's opinion, let alone Harry's feelings, on the subject. She saw that the magic of the ceremony refused to accept the Bonding, knowing that she and Harry were already married. The fact that it was still forced though made her angry. She did have to laugh at the sight of the Headmaster and Snape in those costumes. It reminded her of the time when Harry had done almost the same to Remus and Sirius for calling him fat while he was pregnant. Only he had given them breasts to go with their outfits.

Exiting the pensieve Hermione saw Harry fire two spells out the closed door. Raising an eyebrow at him, he sheepishly answered, "I didn't hurt them." Waving his hand he made the wall transparent. No he hadn't hurt them. He gave them enormous breasts that threatened to spill out of their tutus.

She went over and wrapped Harry in a hug, holding him. "What will you do now?"

"Remus is going to talk to someone in the Ministry in the morning, for now nothing. The magic refused to accept the bond. It's not my fault if their too blind to see that. Apparently Sirius and Remus have been gathering evidence against the two of them for a while. This will just bring it to a head. I want the headmaster to pay for what he has done. As for Snape I hope that the….."

"Harry," warned Hermione.

"Sorry sweetheart, but that man just gets to me."

"I know dear, but while you have been very good in controlling your anger concerning Snape, you nearly lost it tonight. Try not to let him get under your skin. Now how about we head to bed?" She placed a gentle kiss on a certain spot on Harry's neck that never failed to get a reaction.

They didn't get much sleep that night, testing the silencing charms several times.

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Once Dumbledore and Snape left, Sirius called all those living in the house that were not members of his 'family' and gave them an ultimatum. Support Harry, not Dumbledore, or leave. The Weasley's, minus the twins, left. Molly left a detailed list of instructions on what to do when Harry started having morning sickness. Sirius had great fun setting the parchment on fire as Molly flooed back to the Burrow. After the rest of the Weasleys left, leaving Fred and George. Sirius and Remus explained everything that had taken place up to that point. If Fred and George were shocked they didn't show it and even gave a Wizard's Pledge to support Harry in all things, including pranking the Headmaster and Snape.

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Realizing that Harry was too stubborn for his own good, Albus decided that for the 'good' of all, he and Severus would have to kidnap Harry and force the bonding to completion. It wasn't the best way to do thing but it was the only way left open to them. Quickly Albus made Harry's school letter a portkey to Severus' home. The Potions Master was already preparing for his 'wedding night'. As Albus finished the spell, on the letter, he made it so that it would only activate by his or Harry's touch, just in case someone else touched it. Now to hand deliver it the following morning.

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The next morning as Remus firecalled Amelia Bones, Sirius went to Hermione's parents and brought them back. Fred and George were amazed at how much Cedric looked like Harry, right down to the facial expressions. Hermione laid the law down. No pranking the baby or having him help with a prank. Sirius actually pouted at this announcement.

Remus had gotten Amelia's attention when he mentioned Harry and Dumbledore in the same sentence, along with 'over stepping authority'. She cleared her schedule and came through to Grimmauld Place. If she was surprised to see Sirius Black sitting there, she didn't show it. Several other people were in the room besides Harry, Sirius, and Remus, including a toddler that looked enough like Harry to either be his son or brother. She was surprised to see one of her aurors there as well. Now she was even more intrigued. Harry demanded an oath from her before he would even talk. She readily gave it.

Each person took turns explaining what Dumbledore, Snape, and Pomphrey had done to Harry and what they as a group had done to change the Headmaster's plans. Never in all her years in law enforcement had she ever heard of what had been done to the boy-who-lived. She knew that Dumbledore was not all that he seemed to be but this was almost too much. But the evidence was staring her in the face in the form of the toddler seated at the table.

"The child?"

"Is really Snape's. But since I'm married to Hermione and she performed the Blood Adoption Ritual within an hour after Cedric was born, along with her parents, she became his mother, leaving Snape to take a backseat, so to speak."

Amelia was stunned. That ritual, although not illegal, was rarely done. To her knowledge it had never been done by a woman, let alone a muggleborn, with muggle grandparents as a part of the ritual. Usually this ritual was done by a head of a family that had no male heir. She hadn't heard of it being done within the last two hundred years. In a way she was glad that they had done the ritual. It meant that Snape could not claim the child and that he was, in fact, heir to the Potter, possibly the Black's, fortunes. She looked at Harry seeing the determination to protect his son from whoever wanted to use or hurt him.

"What do you want done?"

"First, Sirius needs either a full pardon or a fair trial, since he never got one in the first place. The murders that he was imprisoned for were faked. Peter Pettigrew is alive and is a servant to Voldemort. He helped to bring the Dark Dork back to life. Second, I want that 'Bonding' to be declared illegal or invalid, I don't care which. I'm already married, but they don't need to know that and I certainly didn't give my agreement to the Bonding. Finally third, Hermione and I want to take our OWLS now before term starts. Possibly some NEWTS if we can, as well as our apparation tests."

"I will issue a full pardon for Lord Black once I return to my office. I've been going over his case files and found several red flags, so to speak, that have had me wondering as to why he was sent to Azkaban without a trial. As for the 'Bonding', it will be declared invalid due to Dumbledore not getting permission from you or your guardian, which I know he is not. As for your OWLS, NEWTS, and apparation tests, I will contact the Heads of those departments myself and see what I can do. Is there anything else?"

"No, I think that covers everything. Thank you for your help."

"You're quite welcome, Mr. Potter. Besides I've wanted to bring the Great Albus Dumbledore down a few pegs for years now. By the time I get through with him he won't have a friend left, let alone a position within the Wizengament nor as Supreme Mugwump."

Harry grinned. "Madam Bones, you're my kind of person."

"I'll take that as a compliment, Mr. Potter."

"Harry, please, and it was meant as one."

"Thank you. If there's nothing else I need to be going."

"Thank you again, Madam Bones."

"My pleasure, Harry, and its Amelia."

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Albus found the house, thanks to being the secret keeper for the Order, but he could not by any means enter the house. Obviously Sirius was serious in his rant last night about barring him entrance into the house. No matter for now. It could be dealt with later. Albus simply slipped the letters under the door. Besides Harry's letter, there was one for Ms. Granger and the Weasley children. Albus assumed that they were still there. Little did he know that his plan was about to backfire.

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By pure chance Remus happened to pass the front entrance just as the letters were slipped under the door. Seeing that it was letters for the teens, Remus sent the Weasleys theirs by Sirius' owl. He handed Harry and Hermione theirs when he went into the kitchen. Harry all but ignored his, but Hermione opened hers. A prefect badge fell out. Seeing that Harry wasn't interested in his own letter, Hermione opened it. Her hope faded when she noted that he didn't get the Prefect badge and that the Headmaster had revoked his Quidditch privileges due to his 'delicate' condition. Knowing what Harry would say, Hermione wrote a quick note telling the Headmaster what he could do with his 'ruling' and with her prefect badge. She called her own owl, Apollo, down and sent the note along with both hers and Harry's letters back to the Headmaster. Ten minutes later two owls arrived from the Ministry. One held Sirius' pardon, the other a test schedule for both Harry and Hermione for the next three days, including the fact that their apparation tests were for first thing in the morning. Hermione groaned. There would be no time for review. She hated that.

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Albus Dumbledore had just sat down for lunch in his office when Hermione's owl arrived. Shocked that the owl had dropped its letter right onto his plate, right in his roasted pork with gravy, and with a loud screech left. Taking the letter in hand and opening it he never got the chance to read it as the portkey activated pulling him from the castle.

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Severus Snape had barely slept the night before. First he had suffered humiliation at the hands of his 'husband', trying to cancel the brat's charms on himself. Then in anticipation for what he and the Headmaster had finally come up with in a plan to get Potter away from the others and completing the bond.

Right now he was wearing a loose robe so that the 'activities' could start the moment Potter arrived. He made sure that his wand was in his pocket. He would have to restrain and silence Potter almost immediately upon arrival. The boy had been extremely lucky so far and for that reason Severus was not taking any chances. It was the waiting that was trying his patience.

Severus didn't have to wait long though. His wards soon announced Potter's arrival and Severus quickly ran upstairs to his bedroom. That was where Albus had programmed the portkey to land. Seeing a figure standing by the bed in the darkened room, Severus quickly disarmed Potter and stunned him. Once the boy was stunned, Severus shut the door causing the room to be fully dark. He had no need to see Potter's face as he 'bonded" with him.

Levitating the boy to the bed, Severus cast several spells that undressed Potter and tied him to the bedposts and silenced him. Grinning like a Cheshire cat Severus cast a lubricating, stretching, and relaxing charm on Potter's arse. Another lubricating charm on himself and Severus was ready to seal the bond. Sometimes it was good to be the bad guy.

(Use your imagination her.)

Three hours later Severus finally allowed himself to leave Potter's body. He had kept physical contact to a minimum, not wanting to touch Potter any more than necessary. He pulled out of Potter's arse and collapsed beside the boy. But something wasn't right. Since when did Potter have long hair and a beard? Repulsion rolled in Severus' stomach as he cancelled the charms and heard a voice that no man wanted to hear after having sex.

"Severus?" Severus heard the whispered plea of the Headmaster. Severus rolled off the bed. He had just buggered the Headmaster! Anger and a need to lose everything in his stomach made Severus moan. Out of the corner of his eye he saw the Headmaster sit up gingerly.

"Severus?"

"I'm sorry, Headmaster. I thought that you were Potter. If I had known that it was you I would have stopped."

"I am well aware of that, Severus. We will never speak of this again. Harry will have to be forced some other way, as he somehow figured out our plan this time. I do not blame you for what has happened. Now I feel that I must leave here. A long soak in the bath seems to be in order." Severus watched as the Headmaster left. Once he was alone, he practically ran to the bath to vomit and take an extremely hot shower. He needed to get of the Headmaster's scent off of him.