Agent Doggett sat on a chair as Scully went to sit beside him, "Hey." He shook her hand. There was something distrustful about her looks. He knew he would soon be working as her partner, "You're Agent Scully right?"

"Yes." She was clearly annoyed.

"You know I've heard a lot about you. Just about every guy in here talks about you." Doggett said, "I've heard so many things about you."

Scully looked surprised, "Like what?"

"That you're forgiving… You're as fiery as your hair and you don't take no crap from anybody." Doggett said, "Have you heard from Fox Mulder yet?"

The directness took her by surprise and grabbed a cup of water from the cooler, "No he's missing."

"I'm surprised, I thought you two were lovers." He thought he'd offer her another cup of water, it seemed like the gentleman thing to do… Scully took it, "People who are as close as you two… I'm sure you keep tabs on each other. Hell, I bet you even have him on speed dial don't you?"

Scully flipped Doggett's badge over, "You could have just introduced yourself Agent Doggett."

"Where'd the fun be in that?" Doggett asked, the only answer he received was from a face-full of water, "Well that water's nice." That comment only got him another face full, "Do you mind getting me a cup of water."

She filled a cup and chucked it at him… And kept repeating it until Doggett was surrounded by empty cups and drenched in water.

"What the hell happened to you John?" Kersh asked.

"Agent Scully sir." Doggett answered, "All I asked for was a cup of water."

Mulder and Doggett had the Chinese suspects ready for questioning. Monica and Scully approached them since they were called in by their respective partners.

"I want to know the suspects… Have we got them separated?" Mulder asked, "You got their names there?"

"Sure… There's Hugh in Interview room one, Waatt's in interview room two and Idunno's in the holding cell." Doggett said.

"That's what I'm trying to find out from you Agent Doggett?" Mulder said.

"I say… Hu's in one. Waatt's in two and Idunno's in the holding cell." Doggett said.

"Well you got the list there right?" Mulder said.

"Yes."

"So you should know their names right?"

"Yes." Doggett answered.

"Who's in room one?" Mulder asked.

"Yes." Doggett said impatiently.

"I want his name." Mulder said.

"Hu." Doggett replied.

"The man in interview one."

"Hu."

"The first man we're going to interview." Mulder answered.

"Hu." Doggett said.

"The guy sitting in Interview room one." Mulder said.

"Hu is the guy in Interview room one." Doggett told him.

"I'm asking YOU who's in the first room." Mulder said.

"That's the man's name."

"That's who's name?" Mulder asked.

"Yes."

"Go ahead and tell me." Mulder said.

"That's it."

"That's who?" Mulder asked.

"Yes."

Mulder jumped up and down frustrated, "All I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name in Interview room one."

"No Waatt's in room two." Doggett answered.

"I'm not asking you who's in room two." Mulder said.

"Hu's in room one." Doggett said.

"I don't know." Mulder said.

"He's in the holding cell. We're not talking about him." Doggett said.

"Wait how did I end up in the holding cell?"

"By mentioning his name." Doggett answered.

"If I mentioned his name… Who did I say is in the holding cell?"

"No, Hu's in room one." Doggett said.

"What's in room one?"

"Waatt's is in room two." Doggett corrected.

"I don't know." Mulder said.

"He's in the holding cell."

"There I am back in the holding cell." Mulder said. Ruffling his hair a bit, "Alright, let's just stay in the holding cell a bit and don't get off it."

"Alright what do you want to know?" Doggett asked.

"Now who's in the holding cell?" Mulder answered.

"Why do you insist on putting Hu into the holding cell?"

"What am I putting in the Holding cell?" Mulder asked.

"No. Waatt's in room two."

"You don't want who in room two?" Mulder said.

"Hu is in room one."

"I don't know." Mulder said.

"Holding cell." Mulder and Doggett said together.

"Oh god I feel like I'm stuck watching an Abbott and Costello routine." Monica said.
Scully drew her gun, "I'm going to shoot them now." Scully said.
"No fair." Monica whined, "You've shot your partner last time, let me shoot them."

It was only joking and the two female agents walked away even more frustrated than usual and Doggett and Mulder gave each other a high five, "Told you it would piss them off."

"FPS Mulder?" Scully asked, "What's FPS?"

"First Person Shooter." Mulder answered, "Haven't you ever wanted to carry a big gun and shoot someone?"

"You're a mind reader Mulder." Scully answered, "I'm fantasizing about doing that right now."

"Ha ha Scully." Mulder laughed, "I love most games. Don't you like some games Scully?"

"I liked pac-man." Scully answered.

"Pac-man Scully?" Mulder asked, "Trust you to like a drugged-out-of-it's-skull ball."

"A drugged ball Mulder?" Scully asked, "What?"

"What were those small pills that pac-man kept gobbling up?" Mulder said, "I'm sure they weren't tic-tacs. And what were they to make him see ghosts everywhere. If that's not what being off your face then I don't know what is."

"I could say the same about you Mulder." Scully quickly said.

"What do you mean Scully?" Mulder said.

"Are they sunflower seeds you keep popping?" Scully asked, "And you claim to see a lot of strange shit Mulder?"

"Oh you're really funny." Mulder said, "What other games do you like?"

"I like chess…" Scully said, "How about you?"

"I like twister." Mulder said with a smile.

"Twister?" Scully raised an eyebrow.

"Strip twister that is." Mulder said with a broader smile, "Want to come over and I'll show you how to play it?"

"I'm really fantasizing about shooting things right now." Scully said.