"Scully guess what?" John Doggett asked.
Usually no good thing could ever come from guess what. Scully sighed as she approached John in the hallway near the interview room, "You finally found a suspect in the serial killings case."
"You must have psychic powers Dana." He said with a smile, "Now I know you're not one to play games… But I think the good cop/bad cop routine is called for here. Come on what do you say? Feel like playing along?"
"If it gets this murdering son of a bitch behind bars then be it." Scully replied.
"Good." John said as they entered the interview room.
"Elmo doesn't want to talk." Elmo said, "Elmo wants his lawyer."
"You're shitting me." Scully said, "Come on. Who's your lawyer?"
"Elmo's lawyer is Bert." Elmo answered, "Elmo's not saying nothing."
"Listen I've had it up to here with you, you furry little punk." John said, "Either tell us what we want to know. We have evidence that places you at every scene."
"John, we have to abide the law we have to wait for Elmo's lawyer." Scully said trying to keep her cool.
"This furry ass punk doesn't deserve a lawyer." John said, "Tell me Elmo, is this your gun?"
"Elmo doesn't own a gun." Elmo answered, "Guns are bad."
"Listen Elmo you better start telling John the truth now." John said, "John says it's truth time."
"John." Scully said, "Scully thinks you're being unreasonable."
"Elmo thinks you are mocking him." Elmo said, "Mocking Elmo isn't very nice."
"John thinks Elmo's not very nice." John said, "What does Elmo say to that?"
"John, Scully thinks John should ease up on Elmo s little." Scully said.
"John doesn't care what Scully thinks John should do with Elmo." John replied.
"Scully thinks that John should care about what Scully thinks John should do with Elmo." Scully said.
"Elmo thinks this is fucking ridiculous." Elmo snapped.
"If you're not going to confess." John pulled out a phone book and whacked Elmo in the back of the head with it so hard that Elmo's face hit the table.
"Elmo's not happy." Elmo cried, "Elmo going to sue FBI."
Mulder showed Scully the coin in his hand and showed her the magic trick where he makes the coin disappear by confusing her with hand movements, "Alright Scully, where's the coin?"
She pointed to his right hand… But he opened it to reveal there was nothing there. So she pointed to his left, but there was nothing there either. Mulder held onto her nose, "Now blow."
"Mulder." She said.
"Just blow."
"AAAh-Choo" Scully sneezed.
"Ta-daa." Mulder revealed a coin.
"Amazing!" Scully exclaimed.
"Eww." Mulder said trying to find a place to wipe his hand.
"Good magic from the great Muldini?" Scully asked.
"I don't know about that Scully." Mulder wiped his hands on a passerby who was singing loudly to music in the headphones, "More like the great Boogerni." He said, "Have you ever heard of tissues."
Mulder was swimming laps in the pool when he noticed Krychek waiting for him at the ladder. So he decided to see what he wanted.
"Krychek." He said.
Krychek talked to him about the current case but his attention was clearly diverted as he talked.
"Would you object to me putting some clothes on before I go out with you?" Mulder asked.
A couple of people walked by when they heard that, "Sure." Krychek said.
"The last place I want to be seen naked with you is in public." Mulder said, "I'm going to the change room."
Mulder entered the change rooms and took the pair of socks out from his speedos and threw them in the bin.
John and Leyla were stuck down the underground labyrinth when Leyla had mentioned Mulder and Scully one time too many.
"There was this case one time-" Leyla began again.
"Zip it."
"But this could be." Leyla said.
"Zip."
"But…" Leyla tried to fit her words in.
"Shush."
"This could be"
"Pingyow chew yowpam." John said, "Subtitle zip it."
"You should."
"www dot zipit dot com" John said.
"But when Mulder." Leyla pleaded. John pulled out his pistol and cocked it, "What's that sound now?" She asked, she could barely see anything.
"I'm getting it ready just in case I have to shoot something." John answered.
Scully walked into the X-File basement and was shocked to find a complete stranger standing behind the desk, "Who are you?"
"I'm Mulder." The stranger answered.
"No you're not." Scully challenged, "Who are you?"
"I'm literally him." The stranger said.
"What are you on about?" Scully asked.
"I'm literally him." The stranger repeated, "New hair, new face… Well new everything actually."
"Huh?"
"I've regenerated Scully." The stranger said, "Told you regeneration was possible."
Scully pulled the electric taser from her pocket and zapped the stranger with it. It was then, Mulder stood up from hiding behind the desk, "Got you Scully." He said, "Fooled you." But he to was tasered.
"I'm going to zap some sense into you Mulder." Scully said.