Disclaimer: I do not own Empire Records. What's with today, today?
This chapter is based on the movie Empire Records.
Empire Records:
Cory: Venti Vanilla crème Frappucino (it's white, no one can see that she's adding speed)
Gina: Venti bold hazelnut espresso (as sexy as a Starbucks drink can get)
Mark: Three servings of Chantico drinking chocolate (adds sugar)
Eddie: Same thing as Mark, stirs in powdered pot
A.J.: Whatever Cory gets (minus the speed)
Deb: Black coffee, you fool!
Joe: Not Starbucks, you fool. Just black coffee.
Jane: Whatever Joe is having (to get into bed with him)
Burko/Berko/Burco/Burqo/whatshisname: He can't afford Starbucks (he wouldn't get it anyway even if he could)
Warren: I don't know, but he'd take it without paying.
Rex Manning (oh Rexy, you're SO sexy!) One of the new fruit blend Frappucinos (because they're so stupid, like his hair.)
Lucas: Something confusing to. For example: "I'll have the water Frappucino/plain coffee Frappucino/Slurpee/Frappucino-flavored Frappucino/ I'll have a paper cup Frappucino/ Do you have a medium size? No, not grande you fool, medium/Do you have sushi? I'll have a sea urchin Frappucino/Are you interested in "Damn the Man?" Can I have some of that?/There's a sign outside that says you sell puppies. Do you sell puppies? I'll take 2…make that 3." This would continue until security was called and Joe had to come and get Lucas out.