What Would 'Insert Name Here' Order?

by Yellowfur

This is based on what characters from different fandoms and categories would order at Starbucks. Rated T for occasional swearing and suggestive theme. Most recent: Avenue Q, The Soup, and Seinfeld.

4. House, MD

Disclaimer: I do not own "House, M.D.". Can you touch your tongue to your nose?

This chapter is based on the TV show "House, M.D.".

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House, M.D.

House: Probably espresso.

Foreman: Grande Vanilla Latte. Okay, scratch the vanilla, maybe...

Chase: Chase just screams, "Frappucino". Or he would, if he wasn't Australian...or is he British? Hmm...

Cameron: Grande Mocha. Iced or not iced. Or maybe chai tea; depends on her mood.

Cuddy: I think she seems like a just plain coffee type of person. Maybe with milk or cream and sugar or something.

Wilson: Soy Latte.

Stacy: Venti dry hazelnut Latte with two espresso shots. Dry means more foam.

Vogler: Venti Mocha Frappucino with sprinkles of human flesh on the top. And he'd make Chase get it for him.