What Would 'Insert Name Here' Order?

by Yellowfur

This is based on what characters from different fandoms and categories would order at Starbucks. Rated T for occasional swearing and suggestive theme. Most recent: Avenue Q, The Soup, and Seinfeld.

9. Soul Calibur II

Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Calibur 2. Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!

Wow, my first video game chapter.

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Soul Caliber II

Raphael: Americano latte.

Ivy: Unsweetened soy latte.

Kilik: Er…something ordinary.

Yunsung: Green tea frap with arrogance.

Seung/Seong/Seuong/Song/Sung Mina: (The name thing depends on who you're asking) She'd order a vanilla Frappucino.

Cassandra: Let's get a double-shot espresso and some Sophitia worries.

Sophitia: Chai latte.

Nightmare: "SOULS!" Clerk: "Frappucino?" Nightmare: "SOULS!" Clerk: "Espresso?" Nightmare: "SOOOULLLS!" Clerk: "CHAI?!" Nightmare: "…Chai?" Clerk: "Yes, what size would you-" (interrupted) "SOULLLLLLLS!"

Astaroth: "Whatever the gentleman in the black armor is having. I too crave souls. But make mine the BIGGEST size!"

Cervantes: "I'll have the soul drink too!" -pays with pirate gold-

Talim: "I'll have the chai latte." –widens already huge eyes- "Could I have that for free?"

Taki: Blackberry green tea Frappucino. She needs something to wake her up before the next assassination...

Xiuanghua/XianghuaXiunghwa/SOMEBODYHELPMEOUTHERE!: "Hi! I'll have a mocha Frappucino with whipped cream. And here's a tip!" As the waiter smiles, she flips the tip jar over and takes back her tip. "Just kidding!" She smiles perkily.

Voldo: hisses continuously

Necrid: grunts inaudibly

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They were slightly out of character. Good point. But I don't care.