Invader Zim

Zim: "Give me the most POWERFUL Frappucino human drink you have! The all mighty ZIIIIM can handle it!"

Dib: Dib needs quad-shot espresso to help his crazy supernatural obsession.

Gaz: Starbucks? Oh, yeah right.

Tak: Do you really think Tak would walk into a Starbucks and order a drink? If she would in the first place though, she'd get a double chocolate chip crème Frappucino…stop staring at me like that!

Gir: Can I have some Poop Cola? Clerk: Small metal child, I'm afraid we don't sell Cola. Gir: Tacos? Clerk: No, we don't have Mexican food. Gir: BUR-RI-TOES?! Clerk: I just said we don't have Mexican! Gir: My little piggy friend wants a Frappucino. Clerk: That's more like it. What flavor? Gir: WAFFLES! Clerk: ……

Professor Membrane: "I'll have a mocha FRAP! What? What's THAAAT? What do you mean I can't get it free?! Do you KNOW how many significant contributions I've made towards inventing the syrups in your coffee drinks?" (electric sparks coursing around him)


I know Invader Zim isn't exactly... the "right" show for this kind of thing... good point... but I don't care.