Sorry for not updating in a while, but, honestly, I've been too lazy to type this story. I hope you enjoy this chappie!
Disclaimer: We do not own the characters (except the random British-Scientist-wizard) we just own the plot…..yeah, this is a crossover between Full metal Alchemist and the Twilight books.
Chapter Two: Battle of the Eds.
Edward Elric, in pursuit of the Philosopher's stone, somehow managed to get totally lost and off track. Here he was, in a small, rainy town called Forks. The town was kind of dull and only had one hotel. If that wasn't bad enough, the whole town was ignorant about his chosen profession. When he introduced himself as an alchemist, Edward received blank stares.
Bored of staring at the box that showed moving, colored pictures the hotel worker called a TV, Ed decided to explore the drab town. After walking around aimlessly, Ed ended up at some school. He was just about to turn around when the sky opened up and started pelting Ed with huge raindrops, almost swallowing him because of his small size.
Meanwhile, Edward Cullen and Bella Swan were driving down the street at a very unsafe speed.
"Um, Edward, shouldn't you slow down? OH MY GOD! THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE STREET!" Bella exclaimed. Edward, being OOC, stared at Bella with a confused look on his face.
"Huh? Oh, yeah, that small dude?" he said nonchalantly and kept driving.
"Shouldn't you slow down, stop, or something like that?" Bella asked in an 'I'm panicking-but-I-don't-want-to-show-it' voice. As this was happening, Ed was walking dejectedly down the road towards the silver Volvo. A part of his mind registered the danger but he ignored his impending DOOM. Because he thought it would be fun, Edward swerved to avoid splattering Ed all over the road.
Ed just randomly fell over even though the car was five feet away. Before Edward could stop her, Bella burst from the car to see if Ed was all right. Edward reluctantly followed.
"Yo, shorty! Are you all right?" Edward asked the midget lying in the middle of the road and being drowned by the rain. Well, you can guess what happened next…
"Who you calling shorty, you tall, handsome, pale freak?!" Ed screamed, "You're going to pay for that, creep!"
"I don't fight." Edward said, being his awesome, aloof self.
"What, are you chicken?" Ed taunted, "Don't want to ruin your pretty face for that ugly slut of yours?"
Suddenly, Edward tackled Ed to the ground and punched him in the face. Then Ed used his totally awesome alchemy to dislodge the vampire from him. Edward bared his teeth and growled. Ed then decided to take off his glove and slap Edward across the face with it. Edward shoved Ed against his car. Ed smirked and used his alchemy to turn the car into a robot bunny. Now Edward was really pissed.
Meanwhile, Bella was cowering and watching in a very interested fashion. She watched as Edward tried to wring the alchemist's neck.
"Looks like somebody's pissed," Alice commented, appearing out of nowhere, "Elric is sure getting his ass handed to him."
"Alice, you know that shrimp?"
"I'M NOT A SHRIMP!!!" Ed yelled, still fighting with Edward.
"Yeah. We met years ago in an alternate universe…"
Flashback music starts playing as the scene starts to fade…
"Big brother, big brother!"
The flashback broke as a huge suit of armor came lumbering towards them. For some strange reason, the suit of armor was holding a kitten.
"Al? So you still have that cat fetish?" Alice said, nudging the suit of armor with her elbow. Al nodded and laughed. A random couple- a blonde vampire and the sexy British-scientist-wizard walked passed. When they got to Ed and Edward they stopped.
"Hey, it's Ed…" the Scientist said. Ed looked up from attempting to pummel Edward.
"You! You made the Philosopher's Stone!" Ed exclaimed. Then he started to chase the two older men. Jasper suddenly appeared next to Alice.
"Hey, was that Ed Elric?" he asked eagerly.
"Yep." Alice replied. They all just stared as the unnamed characters and Ed faded. Then they turned their attention to Edward. The vampire just sat there on the ground. He smiled and exclaimed,."Ooo, pretty flowers!" and ran over to the flowers like a small child would.
Jasper looked in the direction Ed ran off to, and then at Alice.
"Go after your man." Alice told him.
"But, what about-?" Jasper asked.
"Don't worry. Al is old enough now. You and I don't have to pretend anymore."
Jasper happily ran after Ed ass Alice shared a passionate kiss with Al. Edward and Bella, feeling left out, started making out, also.
Carlisle walked over and said," That's all folks! Now, push the review button. You know you wanna."
Did you like it? Huh, huh, huh? Review! Review! Please, please, please. please, please!