er...sorry this chapter is so short. it's more like a filler chapter, if you even consider this chapter to have enough of a plot that there could even be filler chapter...

anyways, enjoy!

Chapter Six: Jaenelle Goes Through Labor

"Daemon, I'm pregnant."

Daemon fell over, dead. Thankfully, Saetan rules over the demon dead, so it's all good.

Jaenelle stormed through Hell looking for her deceased husband. She found him cowering behind a vase. She wrenched him up and started hitting him.

"How could you just keel over like that?!" she screeched while smacking him across the face.

"Oh, Jaenelle, there you–" Saetan paused and looked at Daemon. "Darkness! My son! He's dead! I'll never see him again. How can the world be so cruel to take my son away from me? He was so young and had a great life ahead of him. HE had a wife and a kid on the way. Why did the Darkness choose him now? I will never be happy again! Oh, chocolate! I'm so ecstatic!"

Daemon gaped and thought 'WTF?! I'm right here! Geez, why are they making such a big deal out of this?'

"Um, y'know, it's really okay…I'm always going to be RIGHT HERE." he said aloud, "I mean, I'm f-ing demon dead, not given to the darkness yet."

His sense fell on deaf ears, though, as Jaenelle and Saetan started devising a plan to bring him back to life.

"What are you guys doing" Daemon asked them.

"We're thinking…" Jaenelle began.

"Of a number between 1 and 10!" Saetan finished.

"Um…how about 7...?" Daemon looked a bit puzzled. They stared at him expectantly.

"Yes, it worked!" Jaenelle cheered. Saetan gave her a high-five.

"Huh?" Daemon said while staring. Jaenelle and Saetan looked at him appraisingly.

"You're alive again!" Jaenelle said while hugging her husband.

"How'd that happen?" Daemon asked her in a choked voice caused by her tight grip.

"The magical power of numbers!" Saetan yelled happily.

Daemon sighed, "Idiots…"

A few months later…

"Daemon!" Jaenelle screamed from the couch. Daemon got up and walked over to his wife.

"What dear?" he asked, about to break down in tears.

"Can I have some ice cream with pickles?" she asked.

"Okay, one ice cream with pi-pickles?!" he gaped, Jaenelle nodded and he went to the kitchen.

"Hey Bastard, how's it shakin'?" Came a voice from behind Daemon.

"Hey Prick. Nothing, but I am being driven crazy by the pregnant woman in the other room. How'd you handle Marien's pregnancy?" Daemon asked Lucivar desperately.

Lucivar paled dramatically and started rocking back and forth in fear. He periodically mumbled things like "the horrors" and "please, Marien, I'll do whatever you want. I'll jump into the Kingdom Hearts universe and get you some sea-salt ice cream, just don't hurt me."

Daemon slowly backed away from the blubbering mess that was his half-brother, and then took off running toward the kitchen. He passed his father in the halls, and Saetan first gave a knowing-yet-pitying smile.

Daemon burst through the kitchen doors and yelled, "I need some ice cream with pickles! Stat!" The kitchen staff stared at Daemon like he was crazy, which was probably true but not very relevant at this point in time. "It's for Jaenelle," Daemon mumbled. This seemed to appease the previously worried kitchen staff, and they sprung into action.

As soon as the kitchen staff shoved the odd dessert into his hands, Daemon raced toward Jaenelle, who immediately dug in.

Suddenly, the RBSW ran into the room, grabbed the bowl, and smashed it on top of Jaenelle's head. Jaenelle yelled at Daemon for letting this happen while the RBSW chuckled and snuck away. Then the crowd led by Ed stampeded in and bowled Daemon and his wife over whilst looking for the RBSW. Onto the next chapter!

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