What Would 'Insert Name Here' Order?

by Yellowfur

This is based on what characters from different fandoms and categories would order at Starbucks. Rated T for occasional swearing and suggestive theme. Most recent: Avenue Q, The Soup, and Seinfeld.

16. Clerks II

Clerks II

Dante: He's not even supposed to be in that Starbucks today!

Randall: Some tall order with tons of different factors and flavors, just to bother the barista. Then he'd scold him if he gets it wrong.

Elias: Hot chocolate (with whipped cream)

Becky: Iced low fat Chai latte.

Emma: Soy vanilla frap (no whipped cream)

Jay and Silent Bob: Coffee? Pssh. Snootchie-bootchies!