Disclaimer: I do not own "Seinfeld". If I had a nickel for every time I had to say that, I'd go to the mall and throw them at people.

Sorry I haven't been working much on this fic.


Seinfeld

Jerry: Something not too flashy but still a reasonably tall order… and he wants a pumpkin scone. What? It's spring and you don't have them? But you use canned pumpkin, it's available year-round! WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?!

Elaine: Hmm… either soy or lowfat latte… for flavoring, let's go with vanilla.

George: Something hatefully complicated.

Kramer: Who on Earth would give coffee to Kramer?!

Newman: A hot steaming cup of EVIL! (Decaf, so he doesn't go postal) (get it? Postal? Cause he works for the post office?)

Crazy Joe Davola: Coffee with a shot of orange flavoring for while he waits for Jerry to come in… so he can take out his piano wire and…