What Would 'Insert Name Here' Order?

by Yellowfur

This is based on what characters from different fandoms and categories would order at Starbucks. Rated T for occasional swearing and suggestive theme. Most recent: Avenue Q, The Soup, and Seinfeld.

20. The Soup

Disclaimer: I do not own "The Soup".

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The Soup

Joel: Venti soy dry Americano triple-shot, iced, GET IT NOW.

Mankini: Nothing too cold, you'd think he would get the chills easily in that bikini top.

Running Prostitute: Frappucinos are easier to run with than hot drinks…

Giant Maxi Pad: Well, I don't know, but the good news is that since if she spills it, she's very absorbent!

Lou: Low fat, uh, water.

The interns: They get NOTHING!

Oprah's Va-Jay-Jay: Va-Jay-Jays don't drink coffee, silly! They'd burn their… um…