What Would 'Insert Name Here' Order?

by Yellowfur

This is based on what characters from different fandoms and categories would order at Starbucks. Rated T for occasional swearing and suggestive theme. Most recent: Avenue Q, The Soup, and Seinfeld.

21. Avenue Q

Disclaimer: I do not own Avenue Q.

Avenue Q

Princeton: Latte. With vanilla. And purpose.

Kate Monster: Soy mocha.

Rod: Dry soy vanilla latte. With an extra pound of dark roast. "…Um, for my girlfriend. No, she doesn't live around here. Her name is Alberta. She loves coffee. She's very hot."

Nicky: Can't afford Starbucks! Must have Rod buy him an iced tea.

Gary Coleman: Can't afford Starbucks either! Must make his own coffee.

Brian: Christmas Eve won't let him get Starbucks! Too expensive.

Christmas Eve: Glande ratte.

Trekkie Monster: He need espresso for searching internet!!

Lucy the Slut: Venti skinny hazelnut latte and the male barista.

Bad Idea Bears: They're just here to encourage the other customers. "No! Get it Venti! With two extra shots! Caffeine is GOOD for you! It gives you energy! You can get more done! Oh, think about how much more you'll get done with THREE extra shots!!"