Its great to be me OR NOT!

by Raya Hyuga

alright, lets get one thing strait, flames are welcome. but if its not constructive critasism, i will not give you a cookie. ALRIGHT,RAYA HYUGA JOINS THE AKATSUKI. I SUCK AT SUMMARIES

2. Chapter 2

Chapter 2

Disclaimer: I'm sad cause I don't own Naruto, the Akatsuki, or the concept of the whole "Ninja" thing. Masashi Kishimoto does. Paintball plots, however is mine. Pls enjoy!

MusicAgainstTheHeart: Thanks!! I know the Jaws thing kinda creeped me out cause uh… heh heh, It gave me nightmares.

K-YanNyako: Thanks! MY spell check doesn't get everything…. (DAMN DECREPID COMPUTER!) and this is Chapter two! Soooooo enjoy!

A bird landed on the window sill, cleaning its wings with its beak. The sun had barely peeked over the horizon. The bird tweeted silently. "KWEET!" A fist had punched the bird off of the window. Raya grumbled (I'm using third person now) and rolled over in bed. She began snoring lightly when Tobi ran into the room, jumping up and down on her bed. "FOR THE LOVE OF SWISS CHEESE TOBI, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!" Raya yelled. Her hair was awry and the way her face was scrunched up, it scared Tobi senseless. "Sorry, Tobi. What is it?" she asks. "Itachi has challenged you to a battle." he replies. "Oh, joy….. Well, let him know I'll be there in ten minutes. NOW GET OUT!" Raya pushes Tobi out and closes the door. She dashes to her drawer, but trips on her jacket. "Damn….. my nose hurts….." she grumbled. Raya stands up and yanks open her drawer. She slowly, carefully pulls out a pair of socks, causing the whole drawer to scatter around the room. "UGH! WHY KAMI WHY ME!?" she yells, shaking her fist in the air.

Raya runs into the living room where Itachi and the other members of the Akatsuki had a Twister mat spread out on the floor. "Oh this'll be fun!" Raya said. She pulls off her shoes and steps up to the edge of the mat. "May the best ninja win!" Kisame spun the arrow. "Left foot blue." Raya maneuvered her foot to the blue dot. Itachi did the same.

Ten minutes later, Raya was teetering sideways. "AIEE!" The calm of the base was shattered by an unexpected boom. "DEIDARA!? WHAT DID YOU DO?!" everyone asks. "I didn't do it!" Deidara pleads, holding up his hands in defense. There, in a gaping hole in the wall, was…..

OOOOO CLIFFY!! DUM DUM DUM!

Any ideas….. I'm stupid… heeeelp….