OGEwrap up2
2nd part of the official Cult of Herostratus wrap-up for Operation Golden Eagle. There are many questions you may want to ask so here are a few. However if you got any more, you know how to contact us.
FAQs
What the hell does that have to do with Saladin?
Some members known derogatively as the 'Punishers' believe that it describes their actions perfectly. They believe they can liberate the eragon fandom by ridding it of certain people unworthy of living, unworthy of reading the books by punishing them with spoilers. In short, they enjoy the idea of thinking they are besieging the fandom with spoilers for freedom.
Saladin must be rolling in his grave at what you lot have done 'in his name'
Perhaps, which is why others believe that it would have been better to do a negative historical figure like Benedict Arnold who's already infamous as a traitor who betrayed the Americans to the British? These members known now as 'fameseekers' believe it would have been more appropriate to refer to him.
Aren't you idiots the same one from last year when you did that stupid 'Project Herostratus'?
Yes we were. That day was the day when the Cult first banded together and united we declared a Herostratic War upon the Harry Potter fandom. That day shouldn't have just been remembered as the day Deathly Hallows was released, it should also have been the day when Herostratus was remembered for burning down the Temple of Artemis, one of the Seven Wonders of the World for eternal fame. Sadly, those were happier days as unity is harder to achieve now with clashing ideologies.
Take me to your leader, I want to knock him out.
Our current Grand Master of the Cult of Herostratus is a not so well-known secret kept by the Cult of Herostratus but it won't make much difference now since the damage is done.
Who are the Fameseekers and Punishers?
Within all groups there are smaller factions swinging one way and another. The Fameseekers are the faction who are closer to the ideology of our namesake Herostratus who choose to seek eternal fame and glory like Herostratus. The Punishers are the faction who believe that spoiling the book will be able to effectively annihilate and/or punish certain threats which plague fandoms such as Suethors and other badficcers.
Why won't you lot get a life?
We all have lives. We are all united in this great wave of attack under Herostratus
Alpha to Omnicron fronts? Tell me where they are so I can warn people about you idiots or else!
How bout I just write gibberish?
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You could easily find the names if you knew how to.
Why are you doing this stupid Operation? What do you play to achieve?
The amount of various reasons for our actions are like the multitude of stars in the sky. There are many. The two main driving factions want to achieve fame like Herostratus and the latters wants to punish badficcers. Here are just some of the reasons, the member's names shall be kept anonymous
-saving whales by promoting awareness
-attracting attention and voters for Obama
-getting one back at the eragon fandom cause she was anti-shurtugal (albeit more extreme)
-a way to cheer up oneself
-becoming the world's greatest spammer
-enjoying a way to celebrate history
-attempting to cause people to repent from the occult ways of eragon and believe
-joining the war cause it's glorious
And finally the most interesting one…
-avenging a certain country's humiliation by protestors during their Olympic Torch Relay
Why are you still on the internet?
Maybe the mods suck?
I HATE YOU! I HOPE YOU DIE AND BURN! I'M GONNA TRACK YOU DOWN AND SKIN YOU ALIVE!!
Yeah thanks, we get a lot of those. But no-one ever bothers to carry out the threat.
How can we find more of you so I can kill you?
Oh, it's pretty obvious. You can figure it out
Do you assholes even enjoy the book?
Yes we do but we enjoy our work better
Do you jerks have any consideration whatsoever?
Why be considerate when there are greater things at stake? Members of the Cult of Herostratus have been taught one very important lesson during their training at Herostratus Academy and that lesson is 'show no mercy'. By being considerate, that interferes with the mission that needs to be accomplished as well as our individual agendas. Did Hannibal Barca show mercy to Romans at Cannae? No, and that led to the greatest battle of annihilation ever through a spectacular flanking movement. Did Saladin show mercy to the Hospitallers or the Templars after the Battle of Hattin? No, according to him they were too dangerous to be left alive and as such 1 in every 100 soldier was executed. Did the Americans show consideration when they bombed Tokyo? No, it was their mission and it led to the surrender of Japan.