Do you wanna join the Cult of Herostratus?
Are you feeling bored? Do you want something more interesting to do? Wanna become famous? Are you sickened by the problems in your fandom? Do you like history?
Then join the Cult of Herostratus today.
As a member of the Cult of Herostratus, you can enjoy excellent leisure time by helping us spread those words of knowledge on the internet while taking that one step closer to fame and fortune forever! Or you can be rest assured that the blight on your fandom trembles at your feet as you chase them away with what you have learnt! So what is this ultimate weapon which they so fear? Here is a sample of what the Cult of Herostratus does…
OPERATION GOLDEN EAGLE: PHASE 2- JERUSALEM SIEGE
OROMIS DIES!! THANKS TO GALBY!!
GALBY IS STRONG CAUSE HE LEECH SEEDS DRAGON HEART OF HEARTS
DRAGONS ARE NOT EXTINCT
BROM IS ERAGON'S FATHER
ERAGON GETS NEW SWORD CALLED BRINSINGR
SLOAN IS SENT TO ELVES AND BARRED FROM MEETING DAUGHTER FOR REST OF LIFE
NASUADA CHALLENGES HER MOM'S COUISIN TO EMO FEST
ELVA KEEPS HER POWER
SELENA IS ABLACK HAND
Cult of Herostratus
At the Cult of Herostratus we are dedicated to…
-achieving fame in the name of Herostratus
or
-wiping out unworthys that plague fandoms gone amok
But done worry all is welcome at the Cult of Herostratus whatever the reason.
But that's not all, we are also dedicated to…
-studying the Way of Herostratus
-burning down sacred temples
-getting called assholes/idiots/jerks etc by our victims
-carrying out Cult religious duties
-developing and learning new military tactics for our cause.
When you join the Cult of Herostratus today, you will be given the choice of three courses at our very exclusive and secret Herostratus Academy, Ephesus. And for this week only, the courses are half price. That's why half price. And for those very promising students, you may even earn a Herostratic scholarship which will pay for all your fees. That is one astounding offer!
Courses offered at the academy…
Commander Course: A course for all those learning to gain upper-ranked roles in the Cult of Herostratus. As a General, you will given responsibilities of administration of supply as well as military direction of the attacks on your assigned front as well as your own actions. In this Course, you'll learn not only how to be a soldier but extra military tactics and leadership skills.
Soldier Course: A basic course as a Herostratic soldier. Here you will learn all the basic skills that makes a fine Cult of Herostratus soldier including efficiently spreading the word through tactics, speed and wit. Furthermore you learn about Herostratic lore as well as weapon use.
Priest Course: This course teaches you how to become a religious leader for the Cult of Herostratus. You will be educated here more in depth about the Way of Herostratus by studying books. You will be taught how to perform Herostratic rituals, assist leaders as well as basic military skills needed.
After you graduate from the academy, a qualified Herostratic Priest shall tutor you further about the Way of Herostratus to inspire your actions and well your training is complete you shall be told to burn down a building thereby becoming initiated into the Cult and becoming a fully-fledged member of the religious order. Here are a few comments from very satisfied members of the Cult whose lives have been changed…
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'Herostratus provided me with a genuine chance to enjoy the cries I so love and practice my malice without going too far. I thank thee prophet'- Supreme Master of the Cult.
'Before Herostratus I was all washed up when I realise that my gaming skills sucked and I couldn't ever progress to greatness. But then he came and inspired me to take action against the game site that had so insulted me with a little game of my own. I was called a noob but who's a noob now? Thank you Herostratus for teaching me to be proud of who I am, a noob for life!'-worstgamereva
'The Herostratic War provides me with a chance to show off my flair at history as well as break the rules without fear as I never would in real life. It is excellent escapism! I highly recommend that people join us'- General BenFrank, famous veteran of 1st Herostratic War
'I am a French person who loved fanfiction as well as tales of the mighty Joan of Arc. Although for sometime I was despondent at the state of my beloved fandom but then I found the Cult and learnt how I could use their weapon of word not actions to successfully deal with the problem. Without learning from them, I would not be fighting now to save fandoms as I am doing so today by spreading the word among my enemies'- lefandomsauveur