Best of Operation Golden Eagle.
The Cult of Herostratus usually receives much feedback for it's job well done. This occurred with both Project Herostratus and Operation Golden Eagle. Here are some of our favourite ones of all time. However we forgot where we got these comments from so the Front on which we received it and who it was directed to as well as who made it shall be kept anonymous. Although I am sure you will know who you are once you read these comments. So without further ado and as with last year here are the Top 20 of the Cult of Herostratus or the Best of Operation Golden Eagle. (Note: Some comments have been edited for length)
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you... jerk i hate you why would
you spoil harry potter and the inheritance trilogy for us you are
gonna get reprted you silly good for nothing guy i want to kill you
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2. oh you know what,
get a life!! This is a public site and is protected by the
first
admenent! Freedom of speech! We can say what we want and write what
we
want. You have the option of not reading the fanfic if you
don't like it, but
to "strike down those unworthy" is
pointless and just plain taking it to far!
Besides it's not
like were publishing these and totaly abusing the original
creators
of the works we base ours off of. In fact its showing our way of
how
we admire them and their works.
And if you have a problem with that, once again GET A LIFE!
Comment: Daww. Would you look at that, a fangirl showing off her knowledge of law.
3. did you really have
to spoil the book for me you dub cock?
ur lucky i dint rip your
damn balls off
Comment: Our kintamas are too big for your mortal hands to rip off
4. OPERATION RUIN-EVERYONE'S-FUN-'CAUSE-I'M-A-MOUTH-BREATHING-NECKBEARD (Almost as good as the other pun- Project loser with no life)
5. ...IDIOT!! lol, i havent read the book yet!! way to go, twit -.- hmph...
grrr... i shall kill you and eat ur liver...
Comment: Someone call Hannibal Lecter. He should meet this girl.
6. I don't mind being spoiled even though I haven't read Brisingr yet, but there are lots of other people who come onto this site who DO mind having spoilers shoved into their face. Any Brisingr spoilers should be clearly indicated with a 'SPOILER' in the summary, and you definitely should not submit the same thing over and over under false summaries. You inconsiderate jerk! Don't you have anything better to do with your time, like going back to kindergarten where you belong?
Comment: Nah, already been to the Herostratus Academy
7. Go back to gamboy and masturbating, kid, and quit wasting other peoples'
bandwidth.
Comment: Their fault if they click
8. Go attempt airbourn intercourse with a revolving tauros shaped pastry.
Comment: Deserves a place on the list for it's oddness
9. Get a life freak..
I would probably beat you with a poker.
Comment: We haven't been called freaks yet so wow.
10. YOUR a duch... hahaha jk but DSUDE honestly stop spoiling ... that really sucks for people who want to read the book.. Im almost done and YOU just runined it for me ..YOUR a loser ..
Comment: Would have been place higher but damn that was hard to read.
11. Why in the world would you put spoliers in your story purposely and not warn
people about it! That is so irritating and stupid! Honestly were you dropped
on you head?! Why would you want to ruin the book for some other person?!
Does it give you some sick pleasure to know thatt you have messed up someone
else's experience?! For the record, this is a flame, you idiot! Get a life
you loser!
Comment: You can't even spell spoilers right.
12. you ruined the book!! i havnt read it you are a horible person!
Comment: I get lols from bad spelling.
13. you're kind a douche, aren't you.
Comment: Placed here cause it was nonsensical.
14. THANKS FOR RUINING THE BOOK FOR ME ASSHOLE!!
Comment: We assholes are glad to be of service.
15.
Losers.
Really, spoiling the book for everyone who hasn't read it,
remind me never to joing this cult.
Comment: Aww, come on. You like history don't you? The entire Cult likes history regardless of their differences. We're a perfect match.
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Comment: We had to find a way to display this excellent work of art so here it is
17. some person attempeted to post a comment telling all the spoilers so now i know them all and i am quite upset it has ruined the book for me completly, it was incredibly mean and they had no consideration for my feelings at all.
Comment: Wait, so we attempted implying we didn't exactly have complete success and then you say 'ruined the book for me 'completely'. Wow.
18. For the love of god, stop writing. You lack talent, and seemingly intelligence, and seem to be doing this merely to spoil the new book for people who unintentionally stumble across your story. Go orment Harry Potter readers instead, you'd fit in with them.
Comment: The funny story behind this is that the Cult of Herostratus already did that during it's hey days of Project Herostratus.
19. You're idiotcracy is just growing by the second.
Comment: Don't cha love it when people invent new words?
20. get a life. :) Or get laid, whichever comes first.
Comment: Most of us said that getting laid while doing the mission would be a interesting experience in the least.
And so after the Final Assault and the Official wrap-up, Operation Golden Eagle comes to an end. All members of the Cult of Herostratus should be thanked for their services to the cause and be proud of what they have achieved. And in the next few days souvenirs will be released from our art department. Also I would like to make note to certain members that regardless of your ideals that clash with others that you should stay away from that troublemaker Perilo who seeks to divide us for unity is what makes us different from other spoilers who have gone before us and unity is what makes us strong. And let us embrace each other and accept each other differences for 'a house divided cannot stand'.
And so in the name of unity I say. In the name of the almighty Herostratus…never shall we die!!