Not many chaps more left, just about two (unless you still want to see something...). Little warning for hinting to... stuff.


Roy Mustang: 30
Rachel Mustang: 16
Edward Elric: 16

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Oh come on, this is insane…

That's what Roy had told himself the last half an hour already. But still he was staring the door like he didn't have anything better to do. 'Cause he did, really. He should do laundry, collect all the old papers for paper recycling… hell, he should prepare his statement for the superior officers' meeting next Monday.

Okay, so now he would first start the laundry and while the machine was working he would think about the meeting. Roy got up from his place and went for the bathroom and started separating the white clothes from multi-coloured ones. See, this wasn't so hard. Why on earth he should just-

Roy threw a white dress shirt back into the basket and rushed back to the living room, back to the chair where he had a direct view to the guest room's door.

He was so hopeless.

But they had been there for two hours already!

Sure they weren't necessarily on it, of course. But Roy just couldn't not to think about it. They had been together almost a year now, they were sixteen and… she was a Mustang, they had it in their genes…

Okay, that's enough, Roy said inside his head. Now I'm gonna sit up, go to the kitchen, get a glass of water… Now that Roy stood there with the glass in his hand he still couldn't stop thinking the possibility of…

…Then I'll throw the water away, get back to the door and listen through it with the glass.

Roy blamed the big-brother-intention.

"Ed, that feels weird…" Roy heard his sister say. Roy frowned and tried to get a better audibility.

"Trust me, it will be worth it." game Edward's calming voice.

"Sounds like you have done this with someone before…" Rachel sounded to tease.

"Only whit my mechanic and she seemed to like this a lot."

"Well, I'm not her."

"Oh no you're not…"

Roy's eyes widened when the room went silent, except for the little moaning sounds Roy could recognise his sister making. Then there was a surprised hiss.

"Ouch, that's cold!"

"Sorry…"

Then again there was only some quiet moaning and a higher sound here and there. Roy was in between of going to burn his ears of and rushing into the guest room to stop the youngsters.

"So how this it feel?" came Edward's trying question and Roy just had to stay where he was and listen that one.

"Well, it feels… quite good, actually."

"Not hurting or anything?"

"No, not at all…"

"And you're going to do this to me, right..?"

Now that was it.

Glass shards rattled on the floor as the drinking glass was thrown away and Roy opened the door, face full of anger.

"Get of my sister!!" he yelled almost before he even got the door open. He glared the bed at the opposite wall and...

…and saw a confused young couple staring back at him. Rachel was sitting on the floor in front of the bed while Edward sat on the bed and had both his hands on her shoulders. When the blond got the order from Roy he jumped away from his girlfriend, stood on the bed and lifted his hands.

"Colonel, I was just massaging her neck and shoulders, nothing else!" the startled boy spluttered while Rachel was getting up from the floor, fixing the collar of her loosened shirt as she did so. Once up she crossed her arms and looked at her brother with the same anger that was in Roy's eyes only a moment ago.

"What… the hell… are you doing?!" she demanded and took few steps toward Roy. "Are you completely crazy?

Roy could only stand there, not able to say a word and blushing like mad. Then he slowly stepped few steps back, closed the door behind him and leaned to it with his back.

Roy thought that maybe he should give Fullmetal a talk about bees and bird. Just for his own peace of mind.


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