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Red vs. Blue vs. Naruto
Chapter two
Five hours later
Naruto and Sasuke were lying on the ground.
"Oww my head and my arm. What happen; one minute I and Sasuke attacked some guy in crazy red armor and then…" Then he notices his arm all mechanical. "Wha…wha…what happen to my arm?" He turned his head to a mirror and he notice his face was like his arm. His face was all machines like and his eye was glowing red. He started to panic and stated to scream.
"Naruto; what the hell? Why are you screa…ming? Na…NARUTO WHAT HAPPEN TO YOUR FACE AND ARM." Said Sasuek
"How should I know? One minute I woke up and I saw myself like this and … Sasuke look at your arm and your leg." Said Naruto
"Wha! My arm… and my leg… what the HELL HAPPEN TO US!?" said Sasuke
"Hey what you dirt bags screaming about?" Said Sarge
"YOU WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO US!?" Shouted Naruto
"Well I shot you with my shot gun here and both of you were close to death. So either A. I would have leave you outside to die or B. Help you and fix you up or C. wait when you guys are dead and get Simmons and Griff to stuff you guys and make you guys trophies.
"That's just sick you know that." Said Sasuke
"Hey Sarge we got… hey you guys are awake. How are you doing?" said Simons
"Hey Simmons why are you taking so long? Whoa it's you guys." Said Griff "Hey..don't..be..afraid..you..guys..are..in..the..future."
"Griff their not stupid they just need to get used to their new limbs. Beside do you remember how you got new limbs and organs?" Said Simmons
"No because I have your organs and what not. Beside you're a cyborg Simmons how do you got used to of being a cyborg." said Griff
"Well first it's wasn't all that bad…" said Simmons
"Hey it isn't all that bad." Said Naruto while he was getting up from the ground.
"Next I felt faster and stronger…"
"Yeah it's not all that bad and I do feel more powerful." Said Sasuke he too got up.
"Then I feel depressed…"
"Damn!" said Naruto
"After that I had a very painful erection…"
"Oh God." Said Sasuke; falling to the ground holding his erection.
"But then I felt like I want to kill someone…"
"I'm going to kill you Naruto!"
"Not if I kill you first Sasuke."
"Finally I threw up."
Naruto and Sasuke throwing up in the background.
"Simmons, Griff stop talking and get the uniforms for these two knuckleheads." Ordered Sarge
"Why these two aren't part the Red Army." Said Griff
"Because I heard from command that the Blue's just got reinforcements at the same time these two came along." Said Sarge
"Wait these reinforcements did they say anything else about them?" said Naruto
"What!? Do you know these Blues because if you do then I have the right to shoot one sight." Shouted Sarge
"Um, well two of our companies are missing and we think that they might be with the Blues." Said Naruto
"Hmm, so they are red spies are they?"
" Umm, no heck we don't know where our companions are at right now."
"So it settles then these two are spies from the Blue Army."
"What!? Were not part of the Blue Army!" shouted Sasuke.
"Then why are you hear?" said Simmons
"How should we know one minute we woke up here next you two point a gun at us then we got shot by the madman their…"Shouted Naruto
"Haha they called you a madman Sarge." Said Griff
"Shut it Dirt Bag or I'll make you run a hundred laps."
"Yes sir." Said Griff
"Now we see that my arm is missing and is replaced by this thing and my eye and my eye lids are missing. Sasuke leg is gone and half of his arm is missing as well." Shouted Naruto
"What's your point anyway… umm what your name son?" said Sarge
"Damn it, MY NAME IS NARUTO UZAMAKI AND THIS SASUKE UCHIHA! GOT IT OLD MAN!" once more Naruto shouted
"Old man, OLD MAN, did you just called me AN OLD MAN YOU PIECE OF TERD!"
"Oh boy here we go again." (sigh)Griff said
Back at Blue Base
Hinata and Sakura were sitting down on their knees while Church was standing up explaining about their situation.
"Alright girls I went to Blue Command and found nothing about you two or anything about your friends. But we did found out about two newbie's at Red Base so I'm guessing they might be them. But for now I want you two to blend in, is that okay?" Said Church
"Sure no problem." Said Sakura
"Umm Church umm…" Said Hinata
"What is it Hinata?" questioned Church
"Well we don't know nothing about what's going on about now and why you guy's are fighting the red Army." Said Hinata
"Well the truth is I have no idea my self either."
"Church, Church, Chuuuurch."
"Urgh, what is it Caboose?"
"The Rubber duck came back, he won't leave me alone."
"Oh for the love of, Caboose the rubber duck won't hurt you, it just a fucking rubber duck alright." Said Church
"But what if…"
"CABOOSE SHUT UP!"
"Okay I'll go and talk to O'Malley in my head. I SHALL KILL AAAAAALLLLLLLLLL BWAHAHAHAHAHA."
"Shit, excuse me girls I need to deal with this. Come hear you little son of a…"
"…Okay what just happen?" said Sakura
"These soldiers aren't very normal at all. They must have staid here for a very long time." Said Hinata
Tex came in the room where the girls were at looking for Church.
"Church, Church, CHUR… What the HELL, MORE GIRLS, for the love of. Hey Tucker come over here NOW."
Red Base Five Hours Later
Sarge, Naruto and Sasuke were fighting and bickering until they just give up and the guys put on their new uniforms.
"Hey this uniforms is actually every comfortable and easy to move." Said Naruto
"Yeah and I can jump higher with out using chakra."
Naruto's Uniform was red orange and he wields a battle rifle.
Sasuke's armor was dark red and he wields sniper rifle.
"Alright dirt bags I have a mission for you I want you two and Griff to go to Blue Base and get rid of the new blues."
"But should we learn more about our enemy's."
"Why even bother he always sends me to do something that evolves in killing me." Said Griff
"So he wants us to… die, is that what he wants." Said Sasuke
"Yup that's basically what he wants us to do." Said Griff
"So Get Going now Dirt Bags" Said Sarge
End of Chapter 2