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Red vs. Blue vs. Naruto
Chapter three
"Tucker, TUCKER, damn him! Where the FUCK is he" said Tex
Back with Church
"Hey Caboose where are you? All I'm going to do is rip O'Malley out your head."
"Hey Church great news O'Malley is out of my head, yes. And my legs hurt a lot." Caboose fell to the ground and fainted.
"Ah shit! Now where did he go:"
Red base
"Hey Sarge Command send us another suit." Said Donut. The color of the suit is dark slate gray and it was holding a magnum gun
"What? We don't need another suit, unless they want me to make another robot like Lopez and removing Griff's brain and put it this machine then send it to Blue Base with nuke in its stomach and blow it up. Or maybe…" said Sarge
"Oh, oh, oh maybe it's anew suit for Me."
"Why the hell do you need a new suit you already have a suit. So what's the point of having another suit?"
"Because… um, I want another suit that's why."
Back with Griff and the others
"Okay this is the Blue base the leader is Church he has a Cobalt armor. The other is Tucker he has Cyan armor. Next we have Caboose he is the dumbest person is the entire universe he has Blue armor. The yellow armor is my sister…"
"Why your sister is in the blue army, or why are you in the red army?"
"She's color blind oh by the way if you kill her I'll kill you alright." Naruto and Sasuke nodded with agreement. "Okay, the blues have a tank and freelancer. So if you see a tank coming at you yell at me first so I can run away while you guys distract the tank and maybe just maybe survive."
"What the HELL?" said Sasuke
"But their freelancer is a bitch. One time she was posses by an advance AI but it only made her a more evil bitch." Said Griff
"So when do we attack Griff?" said Naruto
"We, what this we stuff? I'm not going down there you guys are."
"WHAT?!" said both Nin
"Yeah so go down there and attack."
"Fuck you Griff." Said Naruto and started to go to the Blue base.
Back at red base
"So what do we do with the extra suit Sarge." Said Simmons
"Throw it out we don't need another suit of armor." Said Sarge
"Right Sarge."
"But Sarge…" said Donut
Simmons threw it out the extra suit of armor at the back of the base.
"Alright men since Griff and the new guys are at their we need to move out now." Said Sarge
"But how Sarge, how do we attack them they have a tank and that crazy freelancer." Said Simmons
"Simple I send Griff and the others to attack Blue base to distract them next all four us…"
"Four of us, but Sarge there's only three of us." Said Simmons
"Not any more men meet the new and improved Lopez."
"Hola yo soy Lopez dos punto cero. Y yo odio los azules." Said Lopes 2.0
Back at blue base
"Alright new girls since I probably know where Tucker is and I don't want my mind to scared just tell me who the hell are you?" said Tex
"Um… my name is Hinata and this is Sakura."
"Hinata? Sakura? Are you guys Japanese."
"No were from the Land of Fire, Village hidden in the Leafs." Said Sakura
"Okay, never heard that before. Alright girlfriends lets get this straight if you ever become more popular than me or if you ever make Church like you more than me I will make you suffer. GOT IT!"
The girls nodded with fear but then Sakura notice something.
"Hey wait a minute do you like Church?" said Sakura
"What me like Church… I don't know what you are talking about. Shut up."
Sakura and Hinata started to giggle. "You do like Church" said in union
"I…I… I'm going to find Tucker you two stay here… bitches."
Back with Naruto and Sasuke
"Alright were only fifty feet away from the base; now what?" Said Naruto
"I don't know we don't know how these guys tactics" Said Sasuke
"Hey what the hell are you guys doing? Go and attack the Blue Base." Said Griff
"Okay genius tells us how to do that?" said Naruto
"Damn fine Naruto charge and attack the Blue Base and you Sasuke covering fire use you sniper gun from a distance. The position your at is fine. Just attack dumb asses!" said Griff
"Fine let's go Naruto." Said Sasuke
"Right attack." said Naruto
Back at Red Base
"Lets go Ladies we need to hurry." Said Sarge
"Were all ready Sarge." Said Simmons"
When they left the extra suit started to activate.
"Finally I have my own body now I will destroy the universe." Said O'Malley