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Red vs. Blue vs. Naruto
Chapter five
"Oh crap here they come!" said Tucker
"Honk, blarg, honk" said Jr.
"Oh yeah lets go red. Ram the enemy with that jeep." Said Sister
"Um sister you're a blue not a red." Said Tucker
"Wait a minute Tucker, let's have SEX."
"…Okay, Jr. shoot the reds. Let's go sister."
"Actually Tucker I really don't want to have sex now."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Back with the red's
"Alright men this what were goanna do first…" said Sarge. Then the War Hog blew up. But every one survived the explosion.
"Damn it's the crazy bitch sir." Said Simmons
"Men I think it's time for us to attack with bayonets. Arm bayonets." Said Sarge
"Sir how can we arm a bayonet when we don't even have bayonets." Said Griff
"Then plan b it is, we make the Griff Bayonet."
"Um sir what is the Griff Bayonet?" said Griff
"Simple it's you on a capitol. Donut make ready…"
"Sir I already made the capitol sir." Said Donut
"Good job Donut. Simmons put Griff on the capitol."
"Yes sir and by the way your plan is a wonderful plan." Said Simmons
"Kiss ass." Said Griff
Bam bam bam
"Sir the capitol blew up." Said Donut
"Okay I think it's time to…retreat" Said Sarge
"What sir?" said Donut
"RETREAT men except for you Griff we need you to distract the crazy bitch." Said Sarge
"What hell no, I'm not staying here" Said Griff
The reds retreated back to their base while Church ran up to Shelia.
"Alright Tex you corner them all need to do now is to invade their base and win.
Woooosh. A banshee came out of nowhere an started to attack Tex and Shelia
"Hey what that noise?" said Church
"Hahahah oblivion hahahaha."
"What the hell it's O'Malley!" said Church
"What the hell, O'Malley?!" said Tucker
"Tex blow him up hurry!" Said Church
"Oh shit!" Shouted Tex
But it was too late O'Malley blew the tank up.
"TEEEEX"
Sarge came of the safety of his base. "Men get rid of O'Malley."
The reds started to shoot O'Malley but he got away.
"Bwahahahahaaha now nothing can get in the way for my conquest of the Universe Hahahahaahaha." Said O'Malley
Church ran toward to the blown up tank
"TEX! TEEEEX!" said Church
"Chruch." Tex said weakly
Church started to remove the scrapes off of Tex.
"Tex…are you alright?"
"Chruch…chu…I wan't to tell you something."
"What is it Tex?"
"I lov… I love…" Those were Tex last words before she died. Church started to shake then he started to sob and he held her dead corpse in his arms.
"Gun cocks" "Church looked up and saw Sarge pointing his shot gun at him and Tex.
"Church get out of there RUN." Said Tucker but Church stood his ground while holding Tex in his arm.
"Damn it all…" Sarge dropped his gun down. "Donut make ready for surgery."
"What? But sir he's a Blue." Said Simmons
"Yeah Sarge he's a Blue and orders from command is to kill all Blues and do a better job than what we were doing. Man do they need to have better generals." Said Griff
"Shut up Griff. Donut Go back to base and make ready for surgery."
"Right sir."
"But why sir? Why help our enemy?" Questioned Simmons
"Because there is no honor what O'Malley just did and Church is acting like a pussy and I don't like that because it reminds me of you Griff." Said Sarge
"Oh gees thanks a lot Sarge." Said Griff
"Don't mention it Griff." Said Sarge
"Well I think it's a great idea to show mercy to our enemy Sarge." Said Simmons
"Thank you Simmons I hope this will help you on becoming a great leader. But not replacing me and bearing me in a grave, then falling down into a hole." Said Sarge
"Don't worry sir I won't and I think you'll be a great leader for many generation later." Said Simmons
"Hey Red's would just shut up and help me Tex." Said Church
"Sure thing Church; Simmons Griff go help Church with the Crazy Bitch I mean Tex." Said Sarge
"Yes sir, on it." Said Simmons
"Fine." Said Griff
Simmons and Griff helped Church with Tex carrying her to Red Base.
"Lopez, go tell the rookies to stop fighting and return to Red Base."
"Si senor." Said Lopez
Back at Blue base
Naruto and Sasuke were in front of the Blue Base. Sasuke threw a grenade into the base.
"Hey what's that? Uh oh." Said Caboose
Boooom!
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH what's was THAT!" Screamed Doc
"Sounds like an explosion." Said Sakura
"Maybe the Reds won the fight." Said Hinata
"Owww my head hurts a lot and the rubber duck is laughing at me." Said Caboose Naruto and Sasuke look at Caboose and notice that there is no rubber duck in sight.
"Well this was easy now what?" said Naruto
"Wait do you hear that?" Said Sasuke
"Sound like their in the basement. Let's take them." Said Naruto
Naruto and Sasuke were near the stairs to the basement and were shot at a couple of times.
"DAMN IT their attacking us. Hey you down stop attacking and we won't kill you." Said Naruto
"That voice. I know that voice." Said Hinata
She came out her hiding place and stood the firing range.
"Hinata what are you doing?" Said Sakura
Naruto looked at Hinata but didn't notice her because of the helmet and shot twice at her stomach and once at her leg. Hinata looked at Naruto weakly and slowly removed her helmet showing her self.
"Hin…Hinata." Said Naruto
"Nar…ru…to." Said Hinata
She fell to the ground and Naruto went to her side. Removing his helmet and showing his new makeover.
"Naruto wh…happen to your face,"
"Don't worry about that."
She touched his face. "Naruto I need to tell you something."
"What is it Hinata?"
"Naruto I love you Naruto."
"Hinata I love you to." Her hand fell down to the ground and she passed out due to blood loss. Naruto started to cry and held Hinata close to him.
While all this is happening Sakura saw in disbelief that Hinata was shot by Naruto. Sasuke also was surprised by the recent attack. Doc saw what just happen and came out of his delusion to help Hinata.
"Hey I can help I'm a doctor." Naruto looked at Doc while holding Hinata tighter.
"How can I trust you? You're a blue aren't?"
"No not really I'm neutral in this conflict so I'm also on your side and Hinata side."
"Naruto…he's telling the truth. You need to trust him." Said Sakura
Naruto made up his mind to let him help Hinata because she didn't had much time left. Out side of Blue base Lopez came running towards looking for the rookies.
"Sasuke, Naruto" Said Lopez
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were on the roof.
"Hey Naruto how are you doing?" said Sakura
"Horrible, I just shot the woman I love and she almost died." Said Naruto
"Naruto we got a problem." Said Sasuke
"What is it Sasuke." Lopez ran into the Blue base.
"Fuck I need to stop him." Naruto ran down stairs to stop the soldier.
"Sasuke what do we do now." Said Sakura
"I'll call Griff maybe he can help us if he's still not pissed at us. Griff come in Griff this Sasuke."
End of chapter five