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Red vs. Blue vs. Naruto
Chapter six
During the time when Naruto was sulking about what he did to Hinata, Sasuke saw Lopez running towards the Blue Base. When he told the situation to Naruto, the blond red soldier ran over the ledge and jumped down the ground and followed Lopez in.
"HEY YOU! DON'T EVEN GO IN THERE." Naruto shouted at Lopez and he was only a few meters away from the basement where Hinata and Doc are at. "Tu eres Naruto o eres Sasuke?" (Are you Naruto or are you Sasuke?) Lopez Questioned "What the hell are you saying and how do you know my name and who the hell are you?" Naruto looked at Lopes carefully and notice a red emblem on his shoulders only red's has a red emblem but couldn't be seen because their armor is red. "Are you part of the Red Army?" "Si yo soy Lopez el pesado y yo odio azule."(Yes I am Lopes the heavy and I hate blues.) "Damn Hinata and Sakura are wearing Blue armor. Well their not wearing blue armor but hey do have a blue emblem on."
Later on
"Hey Simmons; how the hell does Sarge bring people back from the dead anyway?" Said Griff
"How should I know? All I know that when you were rammed by the tank he was able to bring you back." Said Simmons
"Well I you ask me this is against all of God divine plan." Said Griff
"Griff if God didn't want us to bring people back from the dead then he wouldn't gave us advance technology." Said Simmons
"Yeah maybe your right (sigh) oh well so much for the Grim Reaper looks like he's out of the job." Said Griff
"Yeah poor Grim Reaper I hope he gets a new job." Said Simmons
At McDonalds
"So do you want a soda with that miss?" said Grim
"Yes please."
"Okay that $4.50…" the lady gave her the money and accordantly touched his hand and fell down dead.
"Will that here or to…oh not again."
Back at red base
(Radio buzzing)
"Griff come in Griff this Sasuke!"
"What the Hell!? How the hell did you get this number rookie!?"
"Number? What num…never mind some guy wearing black armor just ran into the Blue Base." Said Sasuke
"What! Oh wait that's just Lopez."
"Lopez, who the hell is Lopez?"
During the radio conversation Tucker, Sister and Jr. walked up to them.
"Hey what up red fagots." Said Tucker
"What did you just call me you stinky Blue." Said Simmons
"You heard me Simmons I called a fagot live it embraced it have sex with it hell marry it." Said Tucker
"How the hell can I do all that dumbass?" Said Simmons
"Hell how should I know? It's not in the matrix where Neo goes and meet the Arabian guy and told him that Love is a word and some other thing or whatever." Said Tucker
"Hey would you two Shut the hell up plus everything your talking about is really disturbing in every level." Said Griff
"Honk, Honk, Honk Blarg"
"What the hell did that thing just said?" Said Griff
"It's not at thing it's my kid." Said Tucker
"What the hell that's your kid? Looks like the devil's kid." Said Griff
"Don't ever talk like that about my kid." Tucker said with a stern voice,
With Sasuke and Sakura
"Um, Sasuke what the matter?" Said Sakura
"…I have no idea how any body conversation can be this stupid and retarded…"
"Okay?"
Back in inside the Blue base
"Yo Naruto great news Hinata is going to be…Hey Lopez how is it going? I mean…como estas compadre?"
"…Eres un idiota." (you are an idot) said Lopez
"what ever you know you love me as friend."
"Okay Doc Shut up just shut up." Said Naruto
"Hey you are the one who blew me up. Will you be my friend?" said Caboose and then he was hit on the head by Lopez. "Oww! That really hurt a lot. Oh great know I see the rubber duck again and he still laughing at me."
"Is he going to be okay? He's doesn't look all that great?"
"Don't worry about Caboose I think he already lost most of his brain cells because of the possession of O'Malley and the part that he was blown up and also the part where he was hit on the head so many times."
"Possession? HE WAS POSSESSED BY WHOM!?" Shouted Naruto
"Yeah Sarge didn't told you guys about O'Malley that guy nuts." Said Doc
"Who… is he?"
"Long story make it short. He's an evil AI whop wants to rule the universe then destroy it."
"But why?"
"I read his mind for a little because he possessed me to…"
"WHAT HELL!?"
"…it was something about gold and silver I don't know, he left my body before I can read all his thoughts."
"Gold and Silver; who the hell are they?" thought Naruto "Wait a minute you said some thing about Hinata?"
"Oh right she fine all she needs is to sleep and have a blood transfusion that's all."
Naruto sighed and decided to be with Hinata until she wakes up.
Inside Red Base
"It's done IT"S DONE HAHAHAHAHAHA" Insane Sarge
"Sarge are you done, is Tex okay, every thing went well?" said Church
"What no Church my sandwich is done that's what."
"You're Sandwich. You're MOTHER FUCKING SANDWHICH. SARGE YOUR SOPOSSED TO BE HELLPING TEX YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!" Shouted a reallyx10 angry Church
"Yeah I know stop shouting. I'm already done with the surgery she's right over there, she's all right Church. All she needs is some sleep."
Church ran over to Tex side. "How is she doing Sarge? Is she able to do every thing what she was able to do?"
"Yup every thing but I gave her a little something." Said Sarge
"What's that Sarge? I can take it."
"I gave her a penis."
"WHAT THE HELL!!??" The shout was so loud that even the earth citizens on Mars could have heard it. "You gave Tex a PENIS!" said Church
"Hehehe no I was just busting your balls. She's alright; she can do every thing what she used to do or even better. That reminds me Lopez is taking a very long time with the rookies." said Sarge
"Oh thank God. Wait rookies oh you mean the other two who fell out of that portal." said Church
"Portal; what portal?" said Sarge
Out side of Red Base
"Hey you guys did hear that didn't ya." Said Tucker
"Oh yeah Sarge became a badass again. HELL YA." Said Griff
"Oh man Sarge is so Awesome YEAH." Shouted Sister
"Sister your on our not the Reds. And what do you mean he's a badass he's a horrible tactician plus…"
"He told Church he gave Tex a penis." Simmons said very fast
Tucker looked at Simmons for a minute then another minute… yeah whatever two hours later"…Oh man that's such a good burn; Sarge is a BADASS."
"How the heck did it took that long to process it in your peanut size brain Tucker." Mocked Griff
"Up yours red"
"I'm Orange not red dumbass."
"Hey you guys know the radio is still on." Said Sasuke
End chapter six