I don't own Naruto or red vs. blue
Talking
Thinking
Red vs. Blue vs. Naruto
Chapter 7
Naruto walked down to the basement to see Hinata lying down on the ground. She has
Medical oxygen masks helping her to breath and an ice pack on her head keeping the fever down. But everything else she looked fine. He knelt down beside her and looked down at her and remembering everything before all this happen.
Somewhere in a dark forest in the Land of Sound
The land of Sound was at war with the land of Fire and there was utter chaos on both fronts. Five hundred meters away from the sound village four ninjas are tracking down Orochimaru and his right hand man Kabuto.
"Naruto, you and Hinata go to the right. Try to get in front of them so we can corner them." Said Sasuke
"Right! Let's go Hinata."
Hinata nodded her head. They took off from the right, as Sasuke and Sakura…
"Sakura we need to move faster in order to catch up to Orochimaru."
She nodded and quicken their pace and same goes for the other two Nin.
Red Base
"Heeee, the blues will never believe their eyes when I unleash my new invention." Said Sarge
"What is it Sarge…A SLUSHY MACHINE!" Said Griff
"Yup a slushy, quite ingenious don't you say men."
"Yes sir. It's the smartest plan you ever had." Said Simmons
"Kiss ass." Said Griff
Back to the battlefield
"Nar…Naruto were almost catching up to them."
Naruto nodded and started to move faster than before.
Four minutes later.
Naruto and Hinata stood in front of Orochimaru and Kabuto way.
"Move out of the way Kyubi." Growled Orochimaru
"Make me snake." Growled Naruto. Red eyes begin to form. Then Sasuke and Sakura were behind the missing Nin.
"Damn it all, I'll kill you all; but ladies first right Kabuto." Orochimaru smiled insanely
"Right, Lord Orochimaru."
At red base
"Who wants slushy?! I know you like strawberry Griff." Said Sarge
"Umm…no thank you sir."
"Fine you get none. You pansy." Sarge turned on the slushy machine and started to make wired noises. After a while it started to glow celestial colors.
"Oh boy that's not good." Said Simmons
Back at the battlefield
Orochimaru race toward Sakura and Kabuto race towards Hinata as they neared to their target but their attack was in vane. They were stopped by Sasuke and Naruto; Sasuke powered up his chidori and Naruto his rasengan.
"This ends now!" said in union
But it was in vane as well, as the sky ripped apart into a large portal swallowing everything in it's path.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" everybody
Red base
"Sarge…Sarge their's a big swirly thingy outside and shooting everything insight." Said Donut
Simmons and Griff looked at each other than at the slushy machine.
"Ah Shit." Union
Back with the Nin
The Nin were being drawn at the portal. Naruto held Hinata while he tried to hold on to the root of the tree. Sasuke was behind a rock covering Sakura from the Portal. As for the others they already have been swallowed by the portal.
Orochimaru yelled out "Ahhhhhh this can't be…" he was fallowed by an equal scared Kabuto.
The Nin could hold on to their position and were drawn into the portal.
"Noooo Hinata!"
"Naruto!!! Naruto!"
"Sasuke!!"
"Sakura!!!"
…
At blue base
"What the hell is going on out here!?" said Church "uh oh" Church looked up and saw the portal throwing out four people; two were thrown 20 meters towards the blue base and the other two were thrown 25 meters from the red base.
"Ah shit who the hell did this."
…
"Naruto…Naruto…NARUTO!!!"
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT DOC!?"
"I told ask if you want to be the blood donor for Hinata?"
"Wait? What?"
"Hinata needs blood and if she doesn't she might not recover well. Do you want to be the blood donor?"
"Um, Doc me and Hinata don't have the same blood."
"Don't worry about that while you were in your little world I took out some blood from you and tested and your fine."
"What the hell?"
"Yeah it was easy, so you want to be the blood donor."
"Sure why not."
"Alright this won't hurt much." He pulled out a drill.
"What the HELL. I thought it would be a needle not a drill."
"Needle's we don't use needles we use drills plus it hurts less if you struggle."
"That's not, that's not right at all!"
"Fine I'll use this then." Docs took out his gun and tranquilize Naruto. He fell down to ground and tried to get up but gave up.
"Yup I'm going to die. Hell I never had sex with Hinata. Damn it thanks a lot Doc!"
"Suck it bitch."
"Oh great, now he's cursing at me, great."
Thirty minutes of really disturbing details. Naruto was at a fetal position because of the drill.
"Alright I am done here you just stay here…like that…perfect." Said Doc
Sasuke and Sakura came down to the basement to see what was happening.
"Um doc what did you do with Naruto?" Said Sasuke while looking down at Naruto.
"Nothing all I did was a blood fusion."
"What type of blood fusion is it when somebody drills in your ass?!"
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Sakura and Sasuke said
"Hey it's the future live it."
Back at red base
"So this is it what made the portal. A SLUSHY MACHINE!" said Church
"Oh yeah, want some slushy? I know you want's some." Said Sarge
"Um…no thank you…but Sarge don't you know what you just did?"
"Of course I do; I made a damn good slushy machine."
"Sarge you open a portal to another world and who knows how many came into this world and now their stranded here until you fix this thing to reverse the process."
"How in Sam Hill do I do that, hm? Do you think slushy machine like this come often, do ya."
"Sarge just fix it so we can send them back to their world and then we can go back on finding O'Malley."
"But it's a good Slushy…"
"I don't care about the fucking slushy machine fix it, fix it, fix it."
"Fine I'll "fix" the Slushy Machine so we can send them…" All of a sudden the Slushy Machine blew up.
"Fuck this isn't happening" said Church
"Yup slushy blew up."
End chapter