Disclaimer: If I owned iCarly, would I be posting on ? no. So that must mean that I don't own icarly.
A few days later………..in the iCarly studio
"Man, it's almost Christmas," Sam said with a sigh.
"Why are you so bummed about Christmas?" Carly asked.
"Cause I have to be nice to the dorkwad over here for a whole 24 hours."
"Oh! By the way, you guys realize that being nice on Christmas also includes buying each other nice gifts, right?" Carly asked.
"What?" Sam shouted.
"No way did I agree to that!" Freddie called out from behind his computer cart.
"Well its part of the deal, which you both agreed to."
While both Sam and Freddie yelled out in protest, Carly muttered something about juice and headed downstairs. As soon as the door shut behind her, silence ensued once more.
After a few seconds of silence, Freddie decided that this was possibly a new level of juvenile, and decided to talk.
"So Sam, what do you want for Christmas?"
"How about the key to your mouth so I can finally get some peace and quiet!"
"You know what, I was trying to be nice, but obviously its impossible for you to do!"
"Oh alright! I'll be serious! What would you like as a Christmas present from me, Fredward?"
"Oh, I don't know. There's this new software for the DiVoglio that will make the internet go a lot faster!"
"That sounds expensive."
"Well, actually someone got it from Rodney really cheap."
"Really? Who?"
"Uhh…I don't wanna say."
"C'mon Freddie. Just tell me."
"You promise you won't get mad?"
"Why would I get mad?"
"I don't know, its just-"
"Freddie!"
"Okay, fine. I-It was Jonah."
Sam paused for a moment. "Oh. Okay," she said after a few seconds.
"I told you I didn't wanna say!"
"No, Freddie, Its okay. And hey, if you want to give me a really good present, get Jonah back for me."
Freddie laughed just as the elevator door opened to a flustered Carly.
"Every time I go downstairs, it takes me an extra ten minutes to come back! Stupid Santa!" Carly yelled.
"Uh Carly," Freddie said.
"Yeah?"
"Where's your juice?"
"Aw man!" she yelled in frustration as she pressed the elevator button to go down for another trip, "You guys want something while I'm down there?"
"Sure!" said Sam, "I want a BLT and some bacon on the side with a ham sandwich an-"
"Ya know what Sam?" Carly said, " Why don't you just come with me?"
"Fine."
This left Freddie alone with his thoughts. What would be a good way to get Jonah back?