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Talking
Thinking
Red vs. Blue vs. Naruto
Chapter 7
At Blue Base
Two hours after Doc did the blood transfusion Hinata started to wake up. "…What happen…?" Naruto was still at his pouting at over what just happen. "Na…Naruto…is that…you." She said weakly. "Hey Hinata you're awake." Naruto got out of his trance and went over to Hinata. "How are you feeling Hinata?" "Fi-fine." Naruto gazed at her white eyes and Hinata did the same. Trance by each other Naruto moved closer to Hinata's lips when suddenly. "Aww. Isn't that cute. You know we should have more of that here. But with the shooting and plotting and the O'Malley wanting to rule the universe and the rubber duck." Said Caboose still lying on the ground.
"Maybe if we weren't so mean to each other we can throw a big party with cake, soda, oh oh a really big piñata."
Now Naruto was pissed at what Caboose ruing a romantic time with Hinata. "Lopez."
"Si." Lopez ran over to Caboose and smacks him on the head. "Ow. All I want to do is make a party. (WACK) Ow. Oh now the rubber duck is laughing at me again."
At Red base
"Okay Sarge we need to talk about this to the others." Said Church
"Others, we don't need to explain this to nobody."
"What-Yes we do you're stupid slushy machine was the reason why all this happening."
"Well if my slushy machine wasn't glowing and opening other portals maybe-"
"Wait WHAT other portals."
"Well after the one that open in blood gulch open several others were open as well."
"WHAT HOW MANY WERE OPEN MAN!?"
"Hm, about six others or more."
"SIX! SIX OTHERS WERE OPEN! SARGE WHAT THE HELL DID YOU PUT IN THAT SLUSHI MACHINE."
"Well you know screws, bolts, cooling machine, and Covenant technology."
"What was that you just said?"
"Covenant Technology that's what! Damn these youthful kids with their devil may care attitude and soda machines. Yeah."
"Covenant…Technology. COVENANT TECHNOLOGY YOU PUT COVENANT TECHNOLOGY IN THAT SLUSHY MACHINE! WHAT THE HELL SARGE!"
Out side of red base
"Did anybody hear that or is it just me?" Said Simmons
"No Simmons I think it's just you. Because of you're kiss ass attitude and you're poor leader ship and you're giga pet collection." Said Griff
"Giga pet collection? You have a giga pet collection Simmons. Who even have those toys anyway? Wait I know one YOU SIMMONS YOU PANSSY." Said Tucker
"(Sniff) I'm no pansy. You're just jealous that's all." Said Simmons
"Jealous? Jealous of what that I don't have a life. That I rather look at porn in the computer rather feeding a virtual dog that doesn't exist." Said Tucker
"He does exist! He does!" said Simmons
"Man Simmons this is really sad you know. I think you need a life, listen tonight were taking you to a striper bar. How does that sound." Said Griff
"It sounds okay." Said Simmons
"Yeah BOOBIES! I haven't seen boobs ever since I did you're sister Griff. Bow chicka bow bow."
"Okay that's enough about my sister Tucker."
"Hey Griff, who did her doggy style? ME THAT"S WHO! Bow chicka bow bow."
"Tucker that's enough!"
"Just one more. Hey Griff who dis you're sister at her first date? MEEEEE! Bow… Actually that's really mean. Sorry about that."
"…I really hate you."
At blue base
Sasuke and Sakura came down to the basement to see Naruto and Hinata.
"Hinata you're awake!" said Sakura
"Hey Naruto I see you're out of the trance how are you holding up." Said Sasuke
"Well I still have this sore in my ass and I can't feel my ass but everything else I'm OK. What about you?" Said Naruto
"Cheh I'm alright."
"OK. What about you Hinata how are you feeling?" said Sakura
"I'm still a little dizzy by everything but I feel fine." Hinata tried to stand up but she was still a little lightheaded. That's when Lopez came in. "Azul oh no es azul es blanco y verde. No se quien eres? Quien eres verde?" Said Lopez. "Um Naruto do you know what he just said?" said Sasuke. "Haven't the slightest idea." Said Naruto. "Yo soy Lopez el pesado. Y yo odio azules."
"He said he's Lopez yes and he doesn't like blues yes oh no my head hurts." Said Caboose
"Caboose you can understand him?!" said Naruto
"Yeah—I mean no…well actually I don't know. I'm just listening to what the rubber duck is telling." Said Caboose
"Caboose there's no rubber duck hear." Said Sasuke
"Yes there is its right there. Why can anybody see it?"
Back at red base
"So you stole Covenant didn't you Sarge." Said Church
"No I just took some out of the military garbage that we had over that convenient closet we have there." Said Sarge
"Wait a minute you guys have a closet!?"
"Yep thanks to the GREAT MASTER CHIEF we have spar parts of the Covenant technology. (Sniff) I'm so lucky to be his great, great grandson."
"Wait a minute you're not his grand son…"
"And why not?"
"Because I'm his grandson."
"No I'm his grandson!"
"Hey what you guys talking about?" said Griff. Simmons, Donut, Tucker, Sister, and Jr. came with him.
"Were arguing who is MASTER CHIEF Grandson is." Said Church
"We agree it's me!" Said Sarge
"No we didn't we didn't agree about anything."
"Well what about if I tell you that I'm MASTER CHIEF grandson." Said Tucker
"Tucker you! Ha don't make me laugh!" Said Church
"Well I could be MASTER CHIEF Grandson" said Griff
"Yeah me and Griff could be related to MASTER CHIEF." Said Sister
"Griff, Sister no offense but you will never be MASTER CHIEF Grandchildren." Said Church
"Well I could be MASTER CHIEF Grandchild." Said Simmons
"What about me?" Said Donut
"Simmons you could be, Donut I doubted." Said Sarge
"Well it's settle then I'm MASTER CHIEF grandson." Said Church. Everybody looked at Church.
"NO I'M HIS GRANDCHILD!" Said Sarge
"NO I'M HIS GRANDCHILD!" Said Griff
"Hey wouldn't that both of us his grandchild?" said Sister
"…Yeah I think I'm adopted." Said Griff
"Blarg blarg blarg?" Said Jr
"What the hell did that Jr. just said?" said Church
"I think he said that he is MASTER CHIEF Grandson." Said Tucker
40 minutes later
"Okay here is the CHIEF family Tree and…not one of us is related to MASTER CHIEF. Dman."Said Church
"Well now what?" said Tucker
Twenty minutes later
"…You know what's ironic about all this…" said Sarge
"Oh no not this again." Said Church
"I think were wasting too much time here than looking for O'Malley."
"Yep too much time here…hey does anybody know were Lopez and the newbie's are at?" said Simmons
"No I told him to go find them what hell he should be here about a long time ago." Said Sarge
"I think he's out scoring some drugs Sarge." Said Donut
"Donut shut up." Said Simmons
End chapter