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Talking
Thinking
Red vs. Blue vs. Naruto
Chapter 9
Blue Base
"So..Lopez why are you doing here anyway. Way." Said Caboose
Lopez looked at Caboose for a minute and hit him on the head. "Oww my head!"
"Yeah why are you here Lopez? Did Sarge want us to come back to red base?" said Naruto "Sarge?..." said Hinata "Yeah um Sarge is our leader…I think he wants me and Sasuke to die or even not live. Plus he's the one who gave me this new face." Said Naruto "Some leader, our leader is kind to us but he's really bossy to everyone else." Said Sakura "Yeah Church can be a little mean but for real he is like a huggable teddy bear."
At red base
"For some strange reason I have this need to kill Caboose." Said Church
Back at blue base
"Si nesecitas a regresa a base rojo." Said Lopez
"…Um Caboose can you translate for us." Said Naruto
"Yes Lopez said we need to bake a cake."
"What did he really said that!?!?" said Sasuke
"Yes I mean no—I don't remember my own name. Who are you? Who am I? I like babies, yes"
"Oh boy due to all the hits that Lopez did to Caboose he lost his memory." Said Sasuke
"Maybe Doc can help us." Said Hinata
"Yeah—wait were is Doc!" said Naruto
With Doc
"Ah it's nice to have some time for myself." Doc turned on the TV and started to watch…PowerPuff Girls!?!?!?!? "Yeah go Blossom kick the monkey's a double s."
Back at Blue base
"Maybe it's better for us not to look for him." Said Sasuke
"Yeah I think you're right Sasuke. Hey maybe Griff can help us." Said Naruto
"Naruto, Griff hates us. He hates us like there is no tomorrow."
"Yeah so, I think he can be reasonable sometimes." (radio turned on)
"Alright you're funereal."
"Griff this Naruto can you hear me? Griff!"
"Oh no not you. Anything but you. God kill me NOW! I'LL DO ANYTHING GOD PLEASE DO THIS FAVOR FOR ME PLEEEEEEEEEASSSSSE!"
"Okay maybe you were right Sasuke. Maybe he does hate us."
"Maybe you can contact another member from your team." said Hinata
"Hey you're right Hinata. Sarge come in Sarge this is Naruto."
"Naru who?! Who is this!?"
"Sarge it's me the one you blew my face and arm off."
"WHAT!?!?!?!?" shouted the girls
"Oh yeah how ya doing. Hey how is the other doing, with his leg and arm off and all. Um what's his name again um…it was something gay like one of those fagots I always see in the streets. Actually Naruto you also reminde me of one those kind of people." Naruto and Sasuke were in the corner pouting "WERE NOT GAY!" Hinata and Sakura had HUGE sweat drops.
"Wait a minute Narupo you need to come back to base." Said Sarge
"Narupo!?!? My name is not Narupo its Naruto! NARUTO!!!"
"Yeah whatever faggot you and your husband need to come back to base pronto. Sarge out."
"WERE NOT GAY!!!!!!!" They pouted some more in the corner.
Back at Red Base
"Do you really think they'll come back after what you just said?" Said Simmons
"………Yeah they'll come back." Said Sarge
Back at Blue
Naruto and Sasuke were still pouting over what Sarge just said. So they both left to steal the Reds War Hog. First reason to get them back, and Second reason so they can help Hinata to Red Base. Now Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura left the Blue Base and left Hinata with Caboose (bad idea.)
The gang were out of the Blue perimeter. "Alright do any of you have a plan to steal the War Hog?" Sasuke and Sakura looked at Naruto. "Okay how about we-"
"No Naruto, not that idea."
"I didn't even say anything; and who made you leader Sasuke!"
"Tsunade remember."
"Well that's Baa-chan, she's crazy."
"Alright Naruto let's see your idea."
"Okay, let's see, my idea is that we sneak into the Red perimeter and we steal the War Hog."
"Is that all? That's a horrible plan Naruto!" Said Sakura
"Why's that Sakura?
"What if there's resistance?"
"Oh come on Sakura they're on our side, who will shoot their own team."
The gang reached to the top of a hill and saw Sarge shooting Griff. "What the hell, you said they won't shoot at their own team!" Said Sakura
"Ummm………How about we run over there and just steal the War Hog before anybody see us."
"Naruto that's a stupid idea!" Said Sasuke
"Well Sasuke do you have a better idea?!!!" Sasuke space out for a minute or two. "No." He lowered his head with shame.
"I guess so, so we all agree my idea is the best idea. Right!" Sasuke and Sakura stared blankly at Naruto. "Yup my idea is the best!" Both still blankly at Naruto.
Back at Red Base
"Sorry about that Griff but I was full of steroids that I need to somehow get rid of the extra energy."
"What! Since when did we have steroids in the base?"
"Remember Griff it was that time when we had to invade the Blue Base." Said Simmons
"Um…When was that? We invaded the Blue Base so many times." Said Griff
"When we got the War Hog remember."
"Oh yeah now I remember." Griff sighed by the memories.
"Speaking of the War Hog. Griff, Simmons bring in the War Hog for repairs."
"Right Sarge." Said Simmons "Okay." Said Griff
Outside of the Red Base.
"Alright where did we leave the war hog anyway? Oh yeah it's right there. But why is it all busted up?" Said Simmons
"Remember the crazy bitch blew it up." Said Griff
"Oh yeah that's right. Well now what?" That's when Naruto and the gang came. The gang somehow flipped the jeep over and got on it and drove away. Simmons and Griff just saw them drove away with it.
"Okay? Why did they took our jeep for?" said Simmons
"………Road trip."
"What?! Really, road trip?"
"I'm just guessing. I really don't care where they took the jeep. As long they aren't here its fine with me."
"You mean Naruto and Sasuke."
"Yeah I don't really want to hear their names again."
"Why do you hate them Griff?"
"I have my reasons."
"…Want to talk about."
Back with the Nins
"Man that was easy. But I don't get why I can't drive." Naruto was in the back, Sasuke was driving, and Sakura was next to Sasuke in the front. "Well that's because you don't know how to drive." Naruto got angry at Sasuke. "Hey you don't know how to drive either!" "Well I'm a genius and you're not; Naruto."
"Damn you Sasuke!"
"Hey Naruto just shut up!" shouted Sakura
Five minutes later
"Hey Hinata were back! Hinata; where are you? Hinata!" Naruto started to panic and ran all over the Blue Base. Finally outside of Blue Base. "Guys I can't find Hinata anywhere!"
"WHAT! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIND HINATA?" Said Sakura
"Well I went to the room where we left her and she wasn't there. Then I ran all over the base trying to find her but still NOTHING!"
"Oh this is just great Naruto, first you shot her then you lost her! What's next have sex with her and get her pregnant during all of this." Druing the time that Sakura was talking Sasuke went into the base to find any clues
"Well the sex part maybe, but the pregnant part not such a fan." Sakura hit him on the head with her gun. "DUMBASS!"
"Hey you two get in here I found something." Said Sasuke. So Sakura while dragging a unconscious Naruto went into the base. Sasuke showed a disc like gizmo on the floor.
"What do you think it is?" Said Sakura
"Hn, how should I know? Where's Lopez; heck where's Caboose or even Doc?" Said Sasuke Naruto woke up and accidently placed his hand on the disc it activated showing a small video.
"Blarg, Blarg, Blarg, Garff, Hung, Chew, Huang!" A group of alien creature was on the video.
"What the hell are they saying?!!!"
"Hey you stupid thing talk human." The disc translated the message.
"We are the Convent! We served under our new leader O'Malley and the Gold and Silver we have your comrades and if you ever want to see them again you will meet us at this location. Terminate message…………Hhehehe Man the chick in the white armor has huge honkers don't you think—what? What do you mean were still on? Oh shit terminate message, terminate quick."
"Oh no this is not good Hinata and the others have been kidnap." Said Sakura
"Yeah this is bad. They didn't tell us Hinata's bra size." Sasuke nodded with agreement then Sakura hit the boys on the head. "Perverts!" Sakura left the Blue Base fuming.
"Geez what's her problem." Said Naruto
"She's angry because you care more about Hinata's boobs than her being kidnap and all."
"That's a lie…Wait…HINATA BEEN KIDNAP??????!!!!!!!!!!"
"NARUTO YOU ARE SO STUPID YOU KNOW THAT!"
End chapter
Author's notes: In this chapter there was going to be a lemon scene with Nar/Hin and Sas/Sak but I decided not to. Plus for extra while they were doing it Sarge, Church and the others would be watching them without them even noticing them and making fun of them. So if you want me to make a lemon scene like that; review it!