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Talking

Thinking

Red vs. Blue vs. Naruto

Chapter 10

Two hours later after O'Malley left Blood Gulch, O'Malley arrived at Lock Out. O'Malley looked around the area and notice two people at the center of Lock Out. "Hmhmhhmhm yes this place is perfect. Remote, dark, and snowing too. It's perfect hmmm yes. Wyoming this is O'Malley what is your position?"

"O'Malley, this is Wyoming speaking I've just arrived at Lock Out mate." Said Wyoming

"Perfect everything going as plan. Oh one more thing Wyoming thank you for secretly deliver the empty suit."

"No problem ol' chap I'll meet you in the lower level."

"Oh one more thing, did you kill two civilians when you got here."

"Oh yes those two. Don't bother I already killed them. I think their names were Orochimaru and Kabuto or something. It matters not they're dead already."

"No wait, this is a brilliant idea tonight we play GOD Wyoming."

"Gotcha mate, over and out." O'Malley started to laugh then chock on something and started to cough. "Ugh I knew I shouldn't eat that Dairy Queen Burger."

O'Malley arrived at the lower level seeing Wyoming and four others with him. "Excellent the leaders of Gold and the leaders of Silver. Forge (Gold leader), Nike (Gold second), Striker (Silver leader) and HEOTI (Silver Second)…… HEOTI? I'm going to regret this. What in blazes does that mean anyway—HEOTI?"

"It means Hormone.Erection.Of.The.Ill."

"……You're kidding. Tell me you're joking."

"Nope."

"………….I'm not going to talk to you at all."

"Whatever, oi Wyoming where the restroom I have this huge knocker in my pants."

"Up stairs to the right." HEOTI left while everyone just watch him leave.

"From now that's his own restroom and only his, the others are off limits." Everyone agreed.

"So—O'Malley what's the—plan." Striker said in a western fashion.

"The plan is simple. I have this little problem with the Red commanders and Blue commanders and I want them eliminated immediately."

"That's it? That's the fucking it. Oh well fucking doodle do. The great O'Malley has a little problem with red and blue and he can't do a FUCKING THING ABOUT IT! You mother fucker." Said Forge spoke in an Irish accent.

"………Where are you from again?" said Wyoming

"I'm from fucking New York fucking City. Got it you fucking English piece of shit. And don't forget that! New York City is the fucking place to live. Every day could be you're fucking last fucking day."

"Oh sweet Jesus." O'Malley then got hit on the head by Forge.

"HOW DARE YOU HIT YOU'RE SUPPERIOR!" Then Forge point his gun at his face.

"Using the Lords name in vane in front of and you get one ticket to hell mother fucker."

"Got it." O'Malley had to be careful around Forge or his head get blown up to kingdom come. "Okay what about you Nike do you have anything to say?"

"Whatever." Nike had an overconfident tone.

"Okay then go to it. Except for you Forge." The leaders left except for Forge.

"I have a job for you."

After an hour passed a ship with seven Convent soldiers arrived with three others.

"You have arrived. Did you bring Tucker?" said Wyoming

"Well…we don't know?" said the leader.

"What?!" Wyoming looked at the prisoners. He saw Hinata, Caboose and Lopez but no Tucker.

"You fools! You have the wrong soldier."

"Don't worry Wyoming—" O'Malley walked up to him. "Forge will take care of him and the others."

At Blood Gulch

"What do you mean the rookies took the jeep?!" Sarge yelled at Griff but not Simmons.

"Hey Simmons was with me why ask him to."

"He's got a point there Sarge."

"Oh shut Simmons."

"Yes sir."

"Griff I want you and Simmons to find that jeep before I decide to kill you Griff."

"What?! What about Simmons he was with me."

"Again, point taken."

"Simmons!"

"Yes sir."

Outside of Red Base

Naruto and the others arrived at red base with the jeep.

"Okay so what do we tell them Sasuke?"

"What the hell do you mean Naruto?"

"Oh come one we just go in there and say hey my girlfriend was kidnap by a man name O'Malley with the Covenant and Gold and Silver army and we need your help."

"What?!" Church heard everything and so did Tucker, Sister, Donut and Jr.

Naruto and Sasuke saw Jr. and their eyes popped out. "What the hell? What is that THING?!" United they said.

"That thing is my son dude."

"What?"

"Boys let me handle this." Said Sakura "Church Hinata was kidnap by weird aliens that almost look like Jr. here but no relation. Anyways they said something about Gold and Silver and about this guy name O'Malley. Do you have any idea what their talking about."

"O'Malley part yes. But the Gold and Silver that's impossible."

"What…what do you mean Church?"

"The Gold and Silver is highly top secret army working for the government. Something like spy and ninja like worriers. They don't just work for someone like O'Malley, so it's impossible for the Gold and Silver army to work for anybody else even for O'Malley."

"But this recording disk said everything about them."

"Huh let's see it then. Hey wait a minute were Caboose?"

"Yeah where's Lopez?" Said Donut

"They capture them as well."

"Oh boy this isn't."

Then Simmons, Griff and Sarge came out of the base.

"Hey rookies!" Griff came running at Naruto and Sasuke hitting them on the head.

"What the hell Griff?!" Shouted Naruto

"What the hell…What the hell? By stealing the jeep you almost got me killed you motherfuckers!"

"Never have I seen Griff this angry since I rented a tape of his sister striping." Said Simmons

"Wait since when did I do that again? I don't remember at all." Said Sister

"I think it was on that hot sunny day when you were I the shower with your hard rock breast, and cover with oil because Jr. wanted to make a burrito and, and…" Tucker started to drool out of his helmet.

"Tucker, Tucker snap out of it." Gunshot missed Church's head by few inches. "What the!" Then more gunshots at the others.

"Now you will receive us.

We do not ask for your poor, or your hungry.

We do not want your tired and sick.

It is your corrupt we claim.

It is your evil that will be sought by us.

With every breath, we shall hunt them down.

Each day we will spill their blood, 'til it rains down from the skies.

Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal.

These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.

These are not polite suggestions; these are codes of behavior, and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost.

There are varying degrees of evil.

We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain.

For if you do, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day you will reap it.

And we will send you to whatever god you wish."

Forge was standing on a cliff with two others behind him. They all held dual pistols.

"And shepherds we shall be
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command
So we shall flow a river forth to Thee
And teeming with souls shall it ever be
In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti"

After the prayer they started shooting at every body. Simmons went to the Machine gun on the war hog, but Forge without looking at him shot him in the head.

"Simmons! Oh this is just great I lost my best man. Damn it!"

Sarge started to shoot at Forge and his men, but their shield was to powerful and moved out of his range. With amazing speed Forge got behind Sarge aiming his gun to his head shooting him.

"Sarge!"

Donut shot every bullet he had at him, but he had such horrible accuracy that Forge didn't even need to move at all.

"You're horrible with that weapon boyo you know that."

"Yeah this what I get for just looking at Teen Magazine Hell Yeah!"

Without hesitation Forge wacked him on the head. Then he eyed Griff.

"Oh shit this sucks."

"Hey religious nut!"

Tucker came at him with his sword but Forge shot him in the legs making him trip over.

"Oh thanks a lot Tucker."

"Hey fuck you."

Forge went back to Griff aiming both his gun at his head.

"This is it. Damn it and I wanted to go to the playboy mansion before I die."

Naruto and Sasuke came up behind Forge and fired their weapons. Forge ducked cover and the bullets hit Griff instead.

"Ah Jesus you guys suck."

Forge shot him in the eye for saying the Lords name in vain. With his other gun he shot the weapons out of their hands then shot them in the arms and the legs.

"Sasuke! Naruto!"

Sakura rushed at him shooting at him. With blazing speed Forge came up behind her and shot her in the chest.

"SAKURA!!!"

Sasuke tried to get but Forge shot again in the neck. Jr. shot him a couple times but with horrible accuracy and Forge shot him in the foot.

"JR!" Tucker yelled

"Blarg, blarg."

"Oh really you can do that?"

"Blarg"

"Never knew that."

Sister came behind him but he was hit on the head by the other two. The only target left was Church.

"Oh shit. For once I wish Caboose was so I can use his body as a shield."

Forge aimed both his gun to his head.

"Shit"

To be continue

Authors note: The speech and the prayer belongs to the Boondocks Saint not me.