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Talking
Thinking
AI
Red vs. Blue vs. Naruto
Chapter 13
"And that what happen, until this point I don't know what they are doing." Said Hinata
"Well that's……interesting…" Said Kakashi, while everyone's eye's bulge out their sockets.
"Y-yes…well what about you Master Chief you have anything to say?"
"…The military must be getting lazy after the war." A huge sweat drop appeared behind her head. "It seems…it?" Everybody looked at Hinata while she talks to herself.
"Hinata, who are you talking to?" Kiba had a dumbstruck face. "Eh, oh it's the AI in my head, Master Chief."
"Okay…Hinata I think this world made you a bit crazy."
"No I'm…Oh no Lopez and Caboose!"
"WHAT?"
Hinata looked all the round the base only to find Lopez on the lower levels. "Lopez are you alright?" Hinata said, with a concern face.
"Si Senorita Hinata, yo estoy bien."
"That's good…hey I can understand you now! How is that?"
"Hinata I install a program that you now can understand any language."
"T-Thank you Master Chief."
"Y tu?"
"Wha? Oh I'm fine Lopez thank you, but where is Caboose?"
"Caboose fue en este transporter."
"Wha?" Hinata saw a green portal in the front of the room. "Oh that transporter. Wait we can use this transporter to go back to Blood Gulch."
"Don't enter the portal lassy or you'll end up anywhere in the galaxy." Said Forge
"Wha…who are you?"
"The name is Forge and I'm guessing your Hinata."
At Blood Gulch
"Okay Caboose for the last time where is O'Malley?" Church said calmly. Caboose turned his
head like an idiot.
"Caboose, where the hell is O'Malley?!" Shouted Naruto. "I don't know?" Caboose spoke
dropping his head.
"You don't know the hell you know!" Naruto started to choke Caboose.
"No he doesn't Naruto he's too stupid to remember." Church shook his head in shame. "I'm not
stupid O'Malley location is at Lock Down."
"………WHAT?!!!" Both Naruto and Church said in union. "Caboose! Why the hell did you not said in the first place?!" Church said while Naruto reloaded his gun.
"Ummm…because you didn't say please." Naruto just stared and aimed his gun to his face. "Whoa whoa whoa Naruto I know you want to kick O'Malley ass but-"
"I don't care about that motherfucker, I just want to find Hinata!"
"Fine but first we need to find O'Malley, we find him we find Hinata. But first we need to know how Caboose arrived here. So Caboose where-is-O'Malley?"
"……Who?" Church and Naruto started to beat the crap out of him.
In the Red Base
"Hey Sarge how is Sasuke and Sakura?" Said Tex
"Sus…Who?! Who is Sasuke, I don't know Sasuke?!" Sarge yelled
"Sarge he's one of your men." Sarge just looked at her blankly. "The one in Red Armor."
"Oh Simmons, he's fine, don't worry about him he's an android he's good."
Outside of Red Base
"Hey Simmons get out of the Warhog!" Griff shouted at Simmons which he was still holding the turret.
"Never Griff what if that religious nut comes back, then what?"
"He's gone Naruto got rid of him."
"Who…Who's Naruto?"
"He's……I have no idea?"
Back in Red Base
"Fine forget about Sasuke, how about Sakura?" Said Tex
"Sakura, she's fine, I have already download the SPARTAN program into her."
"Good" Tex looked at where Sasuke was at. "Okay so you also have downloaded the SPARTAN program in Sasuke."
"Who?" Tex dropped her head. "The FAGOT!" Sarge just remember about him.
"Oh yeah……who?"
"I hate you."
Back at Lock Out
"So you were hired to kill everyone at Blood Gulch……but why?"
"Buy some time; we needed to know what O'Malley true plans. So we team up with the Elites and sent a spy into his organization."
"So……is everyone—dead?"
"No I didn't kill no one, just knock them out."
"That's good, but how did you get back?"
"Simple I used this portal, but someone else went through the portal, in conclusion this portal only works once in less than two minutes. So if someone didn't went through the portal in less than two minutes the portal would send anyone at random."
"I see, what of O'Malley?"
"Don't worry about him he's gone."
A dead O'Malley laid on the floor of the canyon. His arms broken off, helmet crack and his armor cracked horribly. A few minutes later long tentacles grabbed O'Malley. "This is not your grave but you are welcome in it."
End Chapter