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Red vs. Blue vs. Naruto

Chapter 14

"HAHAhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!"

"Caboose stop laughing!!! What the hell are you laughing about???" Church yelled in the canyon.

"Well I like monkey's…and peanuts."

Church stared at Caboose blankly, "What do I have something on my face?" Then out of nowhere someone shot Caboose in the back of his head. But he didn't die.

"What the hell, Caboose you're supposed to be dead!!!"

"What do you mean Church?"

"What do I mean? WHAT DO I MEAN? If you get shot in the head you should be dead!!!"

"……Oooooohhhhhh……what?" Then someone shot him again in the back of his head and this time he fell down but still not dead.

"Church someone shot me and I feel dizzy."

"Nothing make sense anymore…but who the hell shot Caboose?" The camera zoomed quickly to the top of the red base and there everyone except for Naruto was either drunk and or high.

"Hahahaahah aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!" Shouted a high Griff

"Griff you dumbass why the hell did you inhale all the fumes in that bong???!!!" said a drunk Sarge.

"Hey last one to the warhog is a fucking Blue!!!" Simmons ran to the Warhog and Sarge and Griff followed. "HAHAHAHAHA I'M GOING TO BEAT SARGE HAHAHAH!" Then Sarge shot him in the head.

"Not anymore Griff!" With that he wasted his bullets in the air.

Back with Naruto. "…………What a bunch of dumbasses…damn it I wish Hinata was here."

"What's up red." Tucker walked behind Naruto. "Um hi Tucker how's it going?"

"Not much, so you know Hinata huh?"

"What um yeah, she's my girlfriend."

"Really your Girlfriend aww man and I was hoping that I can do it with her."

"What?!"

"Yeah she's has the biggest honkers that I ever seen."

"Tucker what the hell? You're talking about my girlfriend!"

"Plus give her sugar you know what I mean yeah yeah."

"……..Tucker what the fuck!!!"

"I would love to sleep with Hinata and that other girl Sakura."

"That's it!" Naruto punched him to the ground. "Dumbass…"

Back at Lockout Hinata stared at his cousin blankly. "Um Neji…what are you doing?"

"What I can't wee on the side of the station?"

"Um…I don't know I-" Hinata ran off a bit frighten until she hit Kakashi. "Kakashi…what…are…you doing?"

"Cleaning my bag jingo what else?"

"……I'm going to leave…" With that she left, again.

"What with her all I was doing was cleaning my gun."

Hinata came near to a ledge looking down in the cavern. "Hinata…" She turned to see Wyoming and Striker.

"Um hello."

"Sorry about all this but Master Chief's orders."

"What! What are you two going do to me?"

"This…" Wyoming and Striker grabbed her and threw her off the ledge. "I wonder how we're going to explain all this?" said Striker

"Crumpets"

"Crumpets? How is that going to explain all this?"

"What? Explain all this, nah I just want some crumpets."

"Oh?"

Back with Hinata she fell and fell until she fell into a large moat. (SPLASH) Hinata was able to jump swim out of the moat breathing heavily. "Master Chief, why did you order them to throw me off the base?"

"To get some answers."

"Answers, what answers?" Tentacles came out of a small cavern and grabbed Hinata. "What? What is this?"

"Don't struggle it'll only make it worse." But Hinata couldn't contain herself, the more she struggle the tighter the tentacles got, finally the tentacles grasp so tight that it knocked her out.

"Great, she's out cold."

Back at Lock Out

"Hey guys I was able to get that transporter to teleport to Blood Gulch!" said Striker

"Yay." They said in a bored tone.

Back at Blood Gulch Sasuke and Sakura just woke up and are now with Naruto.

"Hey Naruto what's going on out here?"

"You want the long version or the short version?" They stared at him. "Um Short version?" said Sakura

"Okay this what's happening, The Reds are over there going nuts on their warhog."

They the Reds driving like of high rednecks, then a rocket blew them up. "My bad!" said Donut

"……Okay, Donut just blew them up with a rocket launcher. Church is beating the crap out of Caboose." They see Church kneeling down beating the crap out of Caboose.

"And Tucker checking out Sakura's ass."

"What?!" Sakura turned to see Tucker kneeling down and looking at her ass.

"What's up baby wants some loving?"

"PERVERT!!!" (WHAM) Sakura pounded Tucker to the ground. "……That's great so wana have sex?"

"Damn it Tucker! Stop hitting on Sakura!" said Sasuke

"Oh Sasuke, you really care about me."

"Hell ya baby." They took of their helmets and kissed. Naruto just stared. "…….Don't you know that this is makes things difficult for me." They didn't listen to him at all. "Fuck you two then."

He walked off until he heard Tucker shouting to him. "Naruto, wait!"

"What is it Tucker?"

"Do you want to go to my secret place?"

"….No, no I don't want to go to your secret place."

"Oh c'mon, you need some time of yourself."

"Okay all what you're trying to do is make things even more difficult for me. So shut up and just leave me to my thought all……what, what is that up there?" Tucker looked up and saw two ships falling from the sky, one was a Convenient ship and the other was a UNSC ship. "Hey, it's one of ours. And a Convenient ship?" The ships landed near to the reds as everyone just saw the ships skid on the ground.

"Well that's strange…" said Church

"Church!" Tex shouted while running out the red base. "Get out of there!"

"What, what does that suppose to mean?"

"Just get out and come to base!" The ships then exploded and something came out of it.

"Oh no!" shouted Sarge

"It's.,.." said Griff

"It's…" said Simmons

"A teddy bear!" said Caboose

End Chapter

"I think it's a teddy bear…" said Caboose