Red vs. Blue vs. Naruto

Intermission

"Brought to by make your own nuclear holocaust, it's so fun to see a mushroom"

"Sarge the other logo!" yelled Church

"Oh, Brought to you by peace, love kit make your kids happy blah blah blah…Can we get this over with!"

"In our first scene Young Romeo goes to beautiful you Juliet in the balcony scene. Action" Said Donut

"Only you can make something this girly Donut!" yelled Griff

"Shut up, begin scene…"

"Oh Romeo, Oh Romeo where art though oh Romeo….Why am I a girl Donut!" yelled out Simmons

"Because I said so, now keep playing"

"Oh yeah your so on my kill these people before dying."

"Hey he's on my list too!" said Griff

"KEEP PLAYING!"

"Whatever, here I am oh Juliet…Really I'm not GAY! Sarge why am I doing this again?"

"Because I say so that's why, now keep playing!"

"Ugh…"

"Oh Romeo…what the hell does this say Donut!"

"Just say it!"

"I want to shake my booty in your face Romeo! What the hell!"

"……………………………………………….Donut you are so DEAD to me."

"Oh just go up there and kiss!"

"Hell no!" Sarge cocked his gun at Griff. "……..Oh, oh alright!" Griff went up to Simmons and they looked at each other. "Sarge do I have to?" said Simmons

"Yes you do Simmons, unless plan KG."

"Yes sir and thank you sir"

"KG, what's that Sarge?"

"Oh you'll see Donut, you'll see?"

"KG what that……..Oh shit!" Simmons got out his rifle and wasted it on Griff.

"AAAAAHHHHHHH………………………….I'm still alive you know."

"Well at least we don't have to kiss, that's gross."

"Yeah, unless it's Sarge's ass."

"So true."

"Oh man Sarge who will now play Romeo and Juliet?"

"I know who!"

Enter Naruto and Sasuke

"Narupo, Sus, I know that your both gay…."

"No where not." said Sasuke

"And it's NARUTO AND SASUKE!" yelled Naruto

"And Donut needs a Romeo and Juliet so your both great candidates so go up there and kiss! NOW!"

"…………………………………………………………………………………………………….NO!" They said in union

"No, no so who will play Romeo and Juliet?" said Donut

Church and Tucker where on top of a cliff spying on the Reds. "What they're doing?"

"What?"

"I said what are they doing?"

"You just said five minutes ago!"

"Hey I don't have the fucking sniper rifle so don't bitch at me!"

"Listen for the last time they're……playing Romeo and Juliet….what the hell?"

"Romeo and Juliet? But you need a guy and a girl to play in that play. The Reds have nothing but guys. Oh boy."

"Hey look at that Simmons just shot Griff, again and again and again and again….man am I glad that I'm not Griff."

"Hey BLUES! COME DOWN HERE I NEED A FAVOR FORM YOU!" yelled out Sarge

"Hell Fucking no…."

Ten minutes latter all the Blues except for Caboose, who no one knew what they he was doing went to Red base.

"Alright Reds what you want!" said Church

"And no smartass stuff got it!" yelled out Tucker

"We need one of you to play Romeo and Juliet." Said Sarge

"Hell fucking no!" said Church

"Then Fuck you Blues!" yell out Griff

As the Reds and Blues fought Naruto, Hinata, Sasuke and Sakura saw their officers fighting like bunch of whining kindergartens. "Naruto…" Hinata poke her fingers together. "Yeah Hinata…"

"Well I was thinking." Naruto placed his left hand on her right shoulder. "If I profane with my unworthiest hand. This holy shrine, the gentle fine is this: My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand. To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss."

"You know Romeo and Juliet?"

"A little."

She giggled softly. "Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much, Which mannerly devotion shows in this; For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch, And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss." Naruto took off his helmet and so did she, tough she hasn't got used to that mechanical eye of his but soon she will, and they kiss.

Sasuke and Sakura looked at them, Sakura felt little left behind knowing that Sasuke will never want a girl like her. Then she felt someone holding her shoulder and it was Sasuke. He turned her to face him. "Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?"

"Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer." She smiled

"O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do; they pray, grant thou, lest faith turn to despair."

"Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake."

"Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take. Thus from my lips, by yours, my sin is purged." He took of his helmet and took hers off as well.

"Then have my lips the sin that they have took." They came closer and closer to each others lips. "Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged!" Then kiss and what a kiss it was.

As for the Reds and Blues, they just watch. "………..That is perfect!" yelled out Donut

"Tell me about it, they got it down." said Tucker "Look at those pimps go, hell yeah!"

Soon Naruto and Sasuke took min a wedding hold and left to the Blue Base. "Wonder where they're going?" said Church "……Oh Shit!"

"Hell ya, pimps, and I didn't even need to teach them nothing."

"Tucker you know nothing on how to court a lady." said Tex

At Blue Base the Nins went to the lowest level in the base where they found Caboose talking to his "duck."

"Caboose you need to leave, now" said Naruto

"But I'm talking to rubbie ducky."

"Quack, Quack"

"Hey, what do you know, a duck." Though it didn't looked like a duck, it had the body of a swan a head of a eagle feet and legs of a ostrich and wings of a condor. "A one fucked up duck."

"Quack, quack…"

"Caboose leave now!" said Sasuke

"Oh okay lets go ducky."

"Quack, quack" Both finally left leaving the nin's alone.

"I wonder what would happen if we go to the Blue Base?" said Tucker

"Don't worry about it Blues, I solved everything!"

Everyone was in the Red Base looking a huge plasma screen and there they could see the interior of the Blue Base. "Sarge, why can we see my Base?" said Church

"Because Church I secretly installed cameras in your base while nobody was looking. Plus Caboose let me in for cookies and tang."

There they saw Naruto taking Hinata's armor off, and man did that took a while. "Man this sucks let see something." said Griff

"Shut up I wana see her boobies!"

"Guys I think we should respect their privacy." Everyone looked at Church as though he was a different person. "What…"

"Hey look at that!" yell Donut

Naruto was able to take off all her armor, but he still had his, all she had was her white bra and panties. "DAAAMMMNNN!" everyone said in union

Naruto groped her breast and she moan satisfying, he then moved his left hand to her panties and rubbed her womanhood making her moan louder. He then went into her panties sticking his finger into her while kissing her neck and rotating her right breast. She moan louder, she place her hand on his hand while message her left breast by herself. He then lick her shoulder and kissed it as well. After a while Hinata started to breath faster and faster. "Naruto! I'm coming!" She screamed as her panties got completely wet. She nearly collapsed but luckily Naruto caught her kissing her forehead. She breathed softly while looking at Naruto lovingly as well did he. He laid her on the ground kissing her, he couldn't have enough of her. He finally stopped kissing and looked at her. "I love so much Hinata." He kissed her lips and she returns the kiss. "I love you too Naruto."

"BOOOO! That's so cheesy, c'mon do her do her do her! FUCK HER!"

"TUCKER SHUT UP! For the love of God this is personal let's forget this and kill each other." Everyone again stared at Church again. "Church do you actually care about someone?" said Tex

"Care, me, yeah right!" Everyone still stared at him. "OH MY GOD I CARE ABOUT HINATA! AND SAKURA! DAMN YOU LITTLE RED BITCH!"

"You suck too Blue." said Sarge

"Not you, my heart!" He then started punching his chest.

Naruto started to take off his armor, Hinata then spotted his mechanical right arm. "Na..Na Naruto? what happen to your right arm?" He looked at his arm. "Oh yeah I forgot about my new arm, well Sarge blew my arm and my face off. So he gave me these…suck don't it."

"This is boring!" shouted Griff

She nodded, she then held his arm and place his hand on her breast. "Can you feel anything with it?"

"Get with the fucking!" said Tucker

"Nah, not really, that's the only thing that sucks about this new arm."

"Narupo you ass!" said Sarge "Griff let me use your body so I can kill Narupo."

"No"

She then kissed his hand and kissed his lips, while kissing her, he used his free hand taking her panty off. He stood up lifting her up while holding legs. He then inserted himself in her as he moved her up and down as they both panted heavily.

"Hold hottie in the air." Tucker took notes as he watched Naruto and Hinata have sex. "This is the most disturbing and most radical thing I ever scene!" said Sarge

"Radical, disturbing what the does that suppose to mean Sir?" said Simmons

"…….What was that Simmons?"

"Never mind Sir."

"Hey lets look at Sasuke and Sakura." said Tucker

He flipped the channel seeing that they were about to get busy. Sakura was already naked as Sasuke took off his armor, then Sakura noticed his arm and leg. "Sasuke what happen to your arm and leg?"

"Sarge, blew them off." He shook off the memory. "He's such an ass sometimes and I wonder why we're still in his group."

"Maybe you should change sides." She kissed his lips and he kissed back.

"Don't do it Sus, or I'll send Griff at you dirt bag!"

Sasuke laid Sakura on the floor as he kissed her neck then her collarbone. She moaned as he message her breasts. She turned her head right to left as she could feel his lips and tongue kissing, biting and licking her breast. She tried to get up as he moved off of her and she started sucking his manhood.

"Daaaaammmmmmnnnnnnn! She got it down! Yeah Bitch suck it!" said Tucker

Everyone looked at him as there was a uncomfortable silence in the room. "Shut up!" everyone shouted

Sasuke groaned as she stoke and suck him up and down. She then licked the head making him groan even louder. She got up as she hover over him, Sasuke led his manhood into her womanhood. Sasuke groan as Sakura scream silently. He then moved her up and down, the feeling was intense as she screamed louder and louder. He then laid her on the ground and laid on top of her and repeated the process.

"You know I never like the missionary position." Said Griff "Shows to much man's ass and no boobies."

"Tell me about it." Said Simmons "But I wonder why the call it the missionary position, isn't that kill the meaning of its real meaning."

"Donut what are you looking at?" said Sarge

"Ooooooohhhh I never knew that Blue Base has such pretty wall paper."

"Donut, what's wrong with you?" said Tucker

While moving in and out Sasuke kissed her neck as she moaned. Soon he spilled his seeds in her. They panted softly as they kissed each other.

All four rested on the wall unknowing that their being watch. "Man, what relief." Everyone agreed with Naruto.

"That's it!" All four jumped by Sarge's voice. "What where's Sarge?!"

"Right here dirt bag." A image appeared on the wall showing most of the Blues and all of the Reds just saw them having sex. "What did you saw everything?!" said Sasuke

"Yup and it was awesome." Said Tucker

"FUCK YOU ALL!!!!!" Said Naruto

At the base of the religious nuts. "RUN AWAY!" Everyone ran around madly when a missile killed one of them. "Who do I care, NO ONE!" He launched another killing another religious nut.

"Church, I think you need to calm down."

"Shut up bitch!" He launched another missile. "Yeah DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!...man this is so boring. I'm going home."

"What a nub."

End Chapter