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Red vs. Blue vs. Naruto
Chapter 15
"I am the enemy of your forefathers, the enemy of your enemy, and I have a hostage of your ally. Set me free from your enemy, and you will gain a ally or enemy!"
Sasuke and Sakura saw Naruto, all the Reds and Blues running at the Red base. "Naruto what's going on?!"
"THAT!" He pointed over a hill and saw the Flood scattering all over the canyon. Multiple Flood Parasites, Carriers, Combat and Pure Form Flood scattered all around the canyon.
"What the hell are they?!" said Sakura
"There Flood…" Tex walked up behind them. "Flood? What the hell is a Flood?" said Sasuke
"Parasites Susu." Sarge and the others arrived in the Red Base.
"It's Sasuke!"
"Alright men this is what where going to do. Simmons get on the turrets and kill Griff"
"Yes sir"
"What hell!" Simmons shot Griff in the head and he fell to the ground, still alive though.
"Blue team where's your tank?"
"Over there…" Caboose pointed seeing that it was being driven by a flood."
"Blue team, give me covering fire while I go blow up your tank."
"What you can't blow up Sheila, she's family." said Church
"Firing main canon" (BOOM) "BLOW UP THAT MOTHERFUCKER SARGE!"
"Sheila!!!" shouted Caboose
"Narupo, Susu…"
"It's Naruto and Sasuke!" they said in union
"I want you two to be bait and lead them away from me, oh and when I mean bait I mean I don't suspect you to survive this, so DON'T SURIVE!" Naruto and Sasuke looked at Sarge blankly.
"That's it! Church we're joining your team." said Naruto
"The hell you will!"
"What, why not?"
"Why not, why not, look at my team, I have an idiot…"
"Hello"
"A pervert!"
"What's up"
"And my bitch of a girlfriend!"
"Bastard"
"What the hell do I need two emo kids?"
"Emo? We're not emo."
"Actually, you two are emo."
"What Tucker…"
"Oh boohoo no one likes me because I have a fox inside of me. So I have to jack off every night while I cry myself to sleeping" Said Tucker
"My Big brother killed my entire family except me because I was too chicken to do anything." Said Church
"Oh, oh I got one, Hinata always loved me, but I haven't notice her for seventeen years until she got huge honkers!"
"That's not true!" said Naruto
"Wait this one is so harsh, I love Sakura but I can't express my feelings because I'm such an ass so I had to jackoff while thinking about her."
"Shut UP!" said Sasuke
"Hey I got one" Then Naruto and Sasuke aimed their weapons at Church and Tucker. "Okay, maybe we went too far."
"…Right Sarge we're back on your team. We'll go and be bait." Naruto whined.
"No Naruto, don't be bait."
"Hey you use my name for once. Then why do I have this uneasy feeling."
"Rather, I want you to get the hell off my BASE! And you TOO Sasuke!"
"What?! But why?!" They said in union
"Why? Why, you two turn your backs on the Red team, why, I know Griff is an idiot but, but good God he'll never turn his back on the Red team."
"Thank you sir." Griff said lying on the ground. "Shut up Griff, were not having a moment." Sarge then hits Griff on the head. "Oww."
"Uh guys." Tex looked over the Flood coming closer and closer. Tex looked over at Sakura and she looked over at the Flood. "Wait Sarge, if were not in the Red team or the Blue team then what team are we in now?" said Naruto
"What are you two talking about," said Simmons "You're in your own team. The dipshit team."
"Dipshit team?" Said Sasuke
"Yeah run by dipshit." Said Donut
Naruto and Sasuke looked at Donut for a while. "Hey Donut want to come over on our team? We have cake." Said Naruto
"No you don't…really?"
"Hey what about you make us a cake."
"Believe me you two," Said Simmons "You don't want him to make a cake." He then remembers Sarge birthday cake. Simmons shivered by the memory.
"Well Sasuke, it's just you and I."
Sasuke stared at Naruto for a while and remember all the times that they were both in a team for a mission. "Oh God I'm going to die."
"Hey don't worry Sasuke, we'll be the best team in the box canyon."
"Yeah, with our superior tactics we'll have two bases in a box canyon. Whoopee fucking doo."
"………Yeah, you're right." Naruto lowered his head in disgrace.
"Besides, we need to find Hinata." Said Sasuke
"Right Hinata! We need to find her too! Yeah!" Naruto ran to the teleport and disappeared. Both teams looked at the idiot and looked at Sasuke. "Is he that stupid?" said Church
"Yeah…better go follow him." Sasuke walked in the teleportal and Sakura followed. "We'll we just lost three soldiers." Said Tucker
"Who cares, they were annoying as hell." Said Griff. "I so wanted to kill those three so much. So good riddance for them."
"You know, while you all talk the Flood are now at the base door step!" shouted Tex
At the Blue base Doc, Sister and Jr. and saw the ships crash and the Flood charging at the Red base. "Oh no the Flood." Said Doc "I don't want to fight the Flood, I'm a pacifist."
"Wow, you're a pacifist? I never knew that. I always thought you were just a pansy."
"Well…?" Out of nowhere Wyoming, Gold and Silver, the ninjas team and the Elites appeared from the teleportal. "Oh dear…" said Wyoming seeing the Flood.
end chapter