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Red vs. Blue vs. Naruto

Chapter 16

"Alright, men…In order to fight the Flood creatures we must GIVE THEM NO MERCY!" said Sarge "THIS IS SPAR…oh wait, wrong movie, BLOOD GULTCH!!!!! SPARTANS, GIVE THEM NOTHING, BUT TAKE FROM THEM EVERYTING!!!"

"How about no." said Griff

Caboose eyes then started to turn red and started to scream into insanity. "HAIL MEGATRON!!!"

Back with Naruto and the others

"Children of my enemy, why have you come? Do you come for her? Help me and I will receive."

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura jumped out of the teleport into an infected area of the Halo. "What the hell?!" Naruto walked on the soft squishing floor and Sasuke and Sakura followed, equally surprise. "What the hell is all this?" While Sakura tread next to Sasuke a door opens by their surprise. They aimed their rifles at the open door and walked in slowly. "If you want her…" They turn left and right looking for who is speaking to them. "I will lead you to her. But first, defeat the sinners"

"Sinners?" They all said in union. They walked in the disgusting fleshy halls only to find a dead end. "Dead end."

"I never wanted this. I never wanted this to happen to her. But to know what he's up to is my mission. My sins have been reflected to what is happening now."

"Her? Who there, who's her?!" shouted Naruto "Tell me!" He fired his assault rifle in the air. "Naruto, conserve you ammo!" shouted Sasuke. Naruto started to calm down, for now. All thought now his only focus is on Hinata. All he wants is to have her in his arms. Then the floor open and they fell into a vent like area landing in an advance mechanical room that had plasma screens in mid air and sentinels hovering around the air. "What is this place?" said Sakura "Some type of advance technology?"

"Looks like it?" said Sasuke

They moved about in the room without trying to be detected by the sentinels. They wonder if those are the enemies that they have to defeat. Naruto had other thought, he was so blind on helping Hinata he started moving away from Sasuke and Sakura, though they didn't notice him moving away, he reached to a stair way and saw a image of Hinata, wearing her armor walking up in the stairs. "Hinata!" The sentinels reacted to his voice and moved to Naruto's position. Sasuke and Sakura saw them moving towards Naruto and were pissed off of him and themselves on not keeping an eye on him. "Hinata!" He stepped in front of the stair way and the image of Hinata disappeared like a mirage. "No, Hinata!" He yelled in pain by one of the sentinels hitting him in the back. "Damn you!" He fired at them, but it did little good because of their shields. They fired at him again and this time it did him more damage because his shields fell and the next blasts caused him to bleed. "Reacting to the third blast he hid behind a Convenient crate and they hovered over the crate. (BOOM) They all exploded by grenades thrown by Sasuke and Sakura. "Naruto…" Sakura ran to her teammate. Naruto ached in pain, those sentinels blasts did a number on him that it made breathing hard for him. "Do I know you?" That voice sounded just like Hinata. "Hinata?"

"I think I know you" She screamed in horror. "Please, please don't listen to me, don't look for me. I'm not myself anymore. I'm a being of lies, don't look for me."

"Hinata..." He took his helmet off and wonders where all these voices are coming from. "So you are looking for her. We exist together now. Two corpses in one grave."

"Grave, NO! You bastard!"

"Naruto! Calm down!" Sakura tries to calm him but with no avail. "Sasuke, help me with him." Sasuke knelt next to Naruto and punched him in the face knocking him out. "Did you heard that voice Sakura?"

"Hinata, yeah I heard her." She lowered her head worried about her. "She's…she's already been through so much now, we have to find her. We just have too!"

"Calm down we'll find her."

"I feel, so, helpless Sasuke."

"Me too. I can't imagine what Naruto is going through right now."

Back at the box canyon. The Red team and Blue team defeated the Flood. And when I mean defeated I mean Tex did all the work. And strangely Caboose was able to defeat five tank forms by himself. "Caboose, I never knew that you can handle a rifle like that." Said Church "How the hell did you learn to shoot like that?"

"They remind me of someone…I can't put my finger on it, but I have this hatred for someone and I saw that person in them and I started firing at them." His teammates stared at him worried that he might slight their throat. "Wait I probably know." Said Sarge "Hey Caboose, Narupo and Susu."

"I will kill you all!"

"Oh thank God it's not me!" said Church

"Hey since those three are gone, and our only reason that we were working together is because of them, does that mean we're enemies again." Said Simmons

"Yeah I guess so, you know working together might bring us together if—" Sarge then fired at Tucker and he fell in pain. "Son of a bitch!"

"What the hell Sarge! I wasn't done talking!" said Church

"Hahaha, ping!"

"Yeah that's one for Red and zero for Blue!" (Bam) Church killed Simmons. "Son of a bitch!"

"Church killed Simmons, you bastard!" shouted Sarge

Let's fast forward a bit, Church kills Sarge "Son of a bitch.", Donut kills Tucker "Son of a bitch.", Griff kills Donut "Son of a bitch.", Tex kills Griff "Son of a bitch." and Caboose kills both Tex and Church by accident "Son of a bitch." and kills himself by throwing a grenade between his legs like an idiot that he is. "Son of a bitch."

"Where in bloody hell is Blue team?" Wyoming said to Sister

"Uh, well, I think I know." Said Doc pointing at the dead soldiers. "Wow, the Flood killed them." Said Kiba

"No, they actually killed each other, oh boy this is going to take some time."

"Blarg, honk, honk HONK!"

"Hey don't worry, your daddy is alright little dude." Said Sister

"Blarg…blarg…"

"Yeah I know, I feel the same."

"What the hell is that thing?" said Asuma

"Looks like a…grub…" said Gai

"Honk?"

"Oh yeah, it's so a grub." Said Kakashi

"So, what's its name?" said Ino

"His name is Blarggity Blarg-Tucker." Said Doc

They all looked at Doc speechless and their faces looked like saying, who in the right mind would call their kid with that name, especially a grub.

Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto walked in a long purple tunnel having crimson blue stains on the ground and wall. When they approach to the end of the tunnel they could hear fighting in the next room. "What is that noise?" said Sakura

They walk up to the corner closer and then a large alien being land on the ground covered by Flood Parasites. A Brute saw the ninja/Spartan team and charged at them. They quickly dodge the Brute, Naruto landed next to a bunch of crates, that exploded by a Tank Flood. The Tank threw Naruto away from it, killing his shields, and turn into its other form and attack Naruto. He grabbed his rifle firing every bullet it had. The Stalker Flood finally died with only inches to Naruto, unfortunate fate isn't to kind towards him. A Brute Captain grabbed him by the neck and threw him the wall. The Brute charge at him, but then the Flood Parasites covered him killing the Captain and turning him into a Flood. "What the hell is wrong with this place?!" He yelled reloading his rifle, the Brute Flood walk up to him closer, out of nowhere a plasma grenade landed on the Brute Flood head exploding and destroying the Brute. A hand grabbed Naruto by the shoulder throwing him to the side as his savior went back fighting the rest of the Flood and Convenient. Naruto got up from the ground dazed. "Why am I always being thrown?" He said grabbing his rifle. "Naruto!" yelled Sakura running to him along with Sasuke. "Are you alright?"

"Apparently…did anyone see who threw me here?"

"Uh, no we didn't."

The last of the Flood dies by the hand of the worrier, who wielded a plasma sword in his hand and wore strange looking armor. "Uh did you…" He nodded and kept on moving. "Hey thanks…um…hey you're an Elite aren't you!"

"Yes…" He slightly turns answering to Naruto, his voice sounded old and his body looked old too, and moved on to the next room. Naruto got up from the floor and ran to him, followed by Sakura and Sasuke too. "So…um I'm Naruto, what's yours?"

"I am call by my rank, nothing more."

"Ah…" He said without knowing what he meant by that, though this Elite seemed to have a large amount of honor to keep on moving. "So, what do everyone calls you?"

"Arbiter, they call me the Arbiter."

"Arbiter…look…um, we're looking for a friend and I think that you might be able to help us." Arbiter stopped in his tracks and looked at Naruto, which gave him chills and even the Fox, being now a AI, too had chills just by the stare of this alien. "You are a Spartan, am I correct?"

"…Ah…" He remember once calling himself a Spartan, but this question still stumped him not knowing what to answer to the Arbiter. "Yes…I think."

"You think, or you don't know. Which is it?"

"Yeah I'm a Spartan!" Naruto said impatiently.

"I once knew a Spartan, they called him Master Chief, we weren't friends, but in peace I would like to call him one. But that happen to long ago and time has made me old and fragile, but my spirit is still young and swift. If this friend of yours is the friend that I once knew then I will help you against the Flood and the Convenient."

"Great, so, do you have any one else backing you up?"

"When someone is declared as the Arbiter he is cursed to live a life of suicidal missions, I told my brothers to leave this sector to me and move to another. I have no one to help me. It seems you three are all I have as help."

All three ninja/Spartans stared at the Arbiter, if they're helmets were off their eyes will be popping out of their sockets. The Arbiter moved on and they all simply kept on staring at him as though he was more superior than they could ever be. "His entire life is nothing but suicidal missions…how sad." Said Sakura wanting to help the Elite.

"It's his life and culture, who are we to judge him."

"Yeah, but it's still not fair Sasuke!" said Naruto also wanting to help the Elite. Sasuke sighed wondering how to get their minds off of the Arbiter's life. "Are you three done reminiscing or shall I continue without your help?" He said in annoyance.

"Sorry Arbiter…" They all said in union and followed the Elite to a room with a strange symbol on the wall. When all three ninjas/Spartans entered with the Arbiter he activated the symbol which the floor turn purple and levitated them like an elevator. "This is an elevator?"

"What else should it be?"

"Arbiter," said Sasuke "What is going on here? Why is all this happening?" The Arbiter looked at the three Spartans as though they were retarded or stupid. "It happen nearly a hundred of years after the war between the humans and the convenient ended. We lived in peace and the lies of the Prophets were finally silence, unfortunate we were wrong. A few High Prophets still survive." All three looked at the Arbiter as though they had no idea what he was talking about. "The Prophet of Patience, Prophet of Peace and Prophet of Virtue the only Prophets that are now living are now the High Prophet of the Convenient and just like his predecessors, Truth Mercy and Regret, they too want to activate Halo and begin the so call 'Great Journey.'"

"Oww! My head!" said Naruto

Back at Blood Gulch

"What the hell?!" All the ninjas yelled in union. "But-but they were all dead?" said Kakashi unsure if Doc was some voodoo doctor or a Satanist. "Oh come on, it's just a simple priseeger that requires patience and really nifty gadgets. Such as this knife this drill this strange looking object that looks like a banana and, oh, this one important, a rubber ducky. Though I don't know how all this makes a great apple pie, but it sure does."

APPLE PIE!!!! I'M TALKING HOW THE HECK YOU BROUGHT THEM BACK FROM THE DEAD!!!???"

"Oh, that one simple too. I just gave them Flintstone vitamins that usually help. Gummy Flintstone vitamins."

"Flint-stone-vi-ta-min-s?

"Congratulation you can speak dumb ass." Kakashi glared at Griff, who was shaking off the uneasy feeling in his head, no one ever talk to him like that and he talk to him like he was trash. "Man what happen? And why do I have the urge to have gummy bears?" said Simmons

"I'm going to go for a walk…because I feel dizzy." Said Caboose

"Uh, Caboose, it's better if you don't move around." But he didn't listen, during his walk he ran into a rock, a tree, a rabbit, a swamp, yes a swamp, a duck, yes the annoying rubber ducky, another tree and finally hole. "I can't feel my legs."

"Ooohhh, great Suzan dumplings, more ninjas!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" Everyone yelled.

"Crap…more annoying people…" Griff looked at the ninjas and looked over at Forge. For a moment he stared at him and the other Gold and Silver soldiers, five minutes pass and Griff finally remembers him. "IT'S FORGE!!!!!! Run away!!!!"

"What Forge! Oh God!" yelled Church

The Reds and Blues ran to the caves firing their weapons violently at anything they stupidly see. Everyone look on as they either tripped shot one another or even jumped around like idiots. Tex stayed behind, thank God, while looking at her ex and comrades run away. "So, you're on our side now?" They all nodded and looked back at the Red and Blue. "Good…living in a box canyon can get to you, you know."

"Yeah, two bases in one box canyon, whoopee fucking do." Said Striker

"Will anybody stop saying that!?" she yelled in anoynace

The elevator finally arrived to its destination and all four got out seeing a large hologram of the Prophet of Patiance doing a sermon. "Krie sha le na— me. Sha no me kau sa—l la me. Alkia si- no se, al yon— no la me."

"What is that guy saying?" Arbiter shushed Naruto and pointed out that there were three Brute Chieftain: one Chieftain Armor and two Chieftain Weapon, along with their packs, consisting of two Ultra Captains, three Captains, six Bodyguards and four Brute Ultra, Major and seven Minors, kneeling to the hologram. "We must move fast, swift and silently. These Brutes will be too much for us if we stay fight, especially with three Chieftains all in one place."

"So how do we evade them all?" Sasuke said while seeing one of the Brutes sniffing the air, the Arbiter look at that Brute closely hoping that he hadn't sniffed them out yet. "We must leave now quickly, but silently." They quickly moved around them without being spotted, though the Brutes aren't a stupid race, they knew someone is in the room and it only made them angry for disrupting the sermon. One of the Weapon Chieftain roared and grabbed his hammer knocking a crate out of his way and Sakura was open to attack. "Sakura!" Sasuke yelled silently, they Chieftain roared for his comrades and they all react. "Sasuke!" All of a sudden the Arbiter attacked the Chieftain killing him with two strikes, his pack roared and tears poured out of their eyes mourning for their Chieftain and attacked the Arbiter in berserk mode. "You will pay for killing my BROTHER!!!" said the Armor Chieftain firing his cannon at the Arbiter, luckily he got Sakura and himself out of the cannon's firing range, and went back fighting against the Brutes. Naruto and Sasuke fired back, but it was difficult because they were more amazed of seeing on how the Arbiter fought. So swiftly and perfectly that it was unrivaled to any fighting style they saw back home, so too the Brutes fought well, but with more rage and aggression than tactical. The two ninja/Spartans got sick and tired of sitting on the sidelines and moved in. They melee a few Brutes and threw a couple of spike, frag and plasma grenades at some Brutes, successfully killing them. The Arbiter didn't pay too much mind on them as he was to busy moving around killing Brute Bodyguards to get to the Brute Chieftains. Naruto, unfortunate, ran into a Brute Chieftain Armor, holding a Fuel Rod Canon. "Crap…" said Naruto knowing that he's dead meat when the Chieftain fired his Fuel Rod Canon. Naruto dodge the attack, but it did damage his shields drastically, and threw a plasma grenade at the Chieftain. The Brute Chieftain grabbed the grenade and was about to throw it back, but it explode killing the Brute Chieftain. Sasuke and Sakura killed the other Chieftain faster than Naruto did and finished off with the other Brutes.

"Man they were difficult." Naruto said exhausted.

"Brutes are known to be fierce worriers just like my kind." Said Arbiter

"Great, we have a new enemy. Those things and the Brutes." Said Sasuke

"Yeah, but that thing, who spoke to us said that he has an enemy and wants it destroyed, but who's that enemy?"

"Thing? What thing?"

"I don't know, it said 'two corpses in one grave' and then he finally stops talking."

"The Gravemind."

"Gravemind?" said Naruto

End Chapter

"What the fuck is a Gravemind?!"

The Brutes and Elites are my favorite species in the Convenient because they have more interesting culture than the other spices, plus they look cool, so I might not include the others that much, except for the Hunters you need those too, but if you want me to put in the story I will.