Next.
I'M SO SORRY DEIDARA! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!
On to the story.
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"Well, um, I'm sorry. It's just because of your voice I just assumed that you were a boy."
The blond's visible eye twitched while the blue dude started to laugh.
"I AM A BOY!" Nayru looked really hard at him.
"Hmm, are you sure?" It's better to insult him than admit she thought he was kind of cute.
"I'M A BOY DAMMIT!" Nayru put her hands up in surrender.
"Fine fine. But tell me, what's your name?" she asked.
"I'm Deidara of Iwagakure." He said it as if she should know it.
"Oh? Never heard of you." Deidara did an anime fall.
"But how can you be of Iwagakure if you're a rogue ninja?" Nayru asked.
Deidara's eye twitched again. Nayru grinned. This is just too easy. Nayru looked over at the others.
"Hey, Emo-boy, Sharky, Puppet-guy, what are your names?" Many people were willing to kill her right then and there.
Emo-boy stood up. "Itachi Uchiha." Is it me, or did his eyes change color. They're red now.
Next Sharky. "I am Kisame Hoshigaki."
Nayru looked expectantly at Puppet-guy. He didn't even stand up. "Sasori of the Red Sand."
Basically, Nayru's plan was to just annoy these people so much that they either kill her or just let her go. She knew how to get to people. It was a gift of hers and not one she practiced often. But these people are just too easy. Nayru will have them foaming at the mouth by the end of the week.
A guy with silver hair carrying a three-bladed scythe came in holding a large bottle of sake.
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Din and Farore were telling Lady Tsunade what happened at their village. Tsunade looked solemn.
"I see. I'm afraid there isn't much we can do about it."
"Also," Farore started, "I think you should know more about our ability." Farore and Din told Tsunade about how they weave music inside of people and also about how every time they use it their life span is cut shorter and shorter.
"If that's the case than I have no other option." She looked up at the two sisters. "You two are to stay in this village. You can't use your ability or you'll end up killing yourselves."
"WHAT? YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"
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"I can't believe she can do that." Din complained.
"Face it Din, we're stuck here for now at least," Farore sighed, "but think about it. Now, you have time to hang out with that guy with the mask and I have time to find out how someone who seems so lazy got to be a chuunin."
It was Din's turn to sigh. Figures. Farore is only this talkative when she's thinking about some kind of project or research she's doing. I sure feel sorry for that guy.
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Nayru woke up in a black bed with black walls and black, ok basically everything was either black or dark colored. Why does my head hurt so much? She stepped off the bed and landed on something. Nayru looked down and she was now standing on someone's back. He was turning his head a little so he could see who was on his back. Deidara looked like someone was too tired to be angry but really wanted to be.
Nayru started to get off until her head just started pounding. "Ow. What happened yesterday?" She had trouble remembering.
Flash Back- (Deidara's P.O.V.)
Hidan just walked into the room with a bottle of sake.
"What the f-- is going on here? I was busy praying to Jashin!"
"No one cares Hidan," Sasori told him. The girl looked at what Hidan was holding. It wasn't his scythe. She went up to his bottle of sake.
"What's this?" she asked. We all looked at her like she was nuts.
"It's sake b--. What kind of dumbass doesn't know what sake is?" Hidan asked.
"So this is sake." Obviously without thinking the girl stole the bottle and told a big swig of it. Hidan started to curse fluently and took it back. The girl hiccupped and giggled.
"Sake's good," she said. The girl didn't know how to handle alcohol at all. She suddenly grabbed the sake drank more of it and started to run around before Hidan could take it back.
Apparently she drank all of it because she dropped the bottle and fell onto the ground asleep.
Then of all moments Leader-sama walked into the room. He was displeased.
"Did I not tell you to protect her Deidara?" he asked coldly.
"Well, um, y-yes but," I started.
"That included keeping her from getting drunk."
"Yes but, uh-" I stammered. I think Leader-sama is angry.
"Enough." Yep he was angry. "Just take her to your room." My mouth dropped.
"WAH? Why my room? I don't even know her name, un!" Leader smirked.
"Well if she stays in your room than I know you're always near to make sure the other members don't kill her," Leader looked around and saw the angry glares Itachi and Kisame and especially Hidan were giving the girl, "and as for her name, I don't think I'll tell you. You want to know get her to say it." Leader walked away.
I dragged her to my room. This sucks was all I could think about. I tossed her onto the bed since she might wake up faster. I sat on the bed next to her since there was nothing else to sit on. My chair was covered in clay. I looked her over. Nothing seemed to be wrong even though she got completely drunk with one bottle of sake. I planned on getting some sleep even if she was there.
My plans changed.
When I had looked over her she suddenly shot up and her head slammed into my face. My hands flew up to my nose. Somehow it wasn't broken.
"I don't want to be here," she said lowering herself back onto the bed, "even if that blond is kind of cute." She fell back asleep.
She's still drunk I thought. I mulled it over and realized that I was the only blond member here and grinned. She thinks I'm cute? She's drunk, but smart.
Flash Back over-
The girl looked thoughtful.
"Impossible. I've never been drunk a day in my life," she said.
"That's because you've never had sake before!" Deidara growled. The girl just waved away his comment.
"Details, details." She smiled. She looked down and noticed she was still standing on Deidara.
"Oh sorry."
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Rakugo Soujen, Zenji Kozajima, and Tsubame Kurakaji were walking around in the forest.
"We need to find some work, Rakugo," Zenji said through his mask. Suddenly a kunai knife swished through the air right by Tsubame's face. She saw it sticking out of tree with a note in front of it. On the top right was a snake's eye.
Rakugo, Zenui, and Tsubame, I have a job for you three.
I will pay very handsomely.
One of you must go to Konoha and steal the Black Scroll for me. The other two must find this girl.
A picture of a girl was attached to the note along with her name.
"Why do we need to split up? We do much better work together," Tsubame asked.
"Well, I don't we'll get paid unless we do it their way," Rakugo stated.
"So who wants to go to the village?" he asked. Zenji and Tsubame looked at him.
"What?" They sighed. "You're the only one that's been to Konoha, even if it was for just a few minutes. You know it better than us," Zenji reasoned.
"Fine. I'll take the letter. You two take the picture."
The three ninja's separated, well, Zenji and Tsubame separated from Rakugo.
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Ta Ta for now. Thanks for reading.
Also, I'd like to give a GIANT thanks to M.M.Richter-XIII for his ideas on characters.
Props to you dude.
Silverwolf-fox: -glomps M.M.Richter-XIII-
Deidara: HEY! –grabs silverwolf-fox away-
Silverwolf-fox: AW! I feel so loved Dei-kun! –hugs Deidara- OH YEAH! I HAVE CAKE! –hands cake out to readers, Deidara, and M.M.Richter-XIII-