I don't own Naruto or red vs
I don't own Naruto or red vs. blue
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Red vs. Blue vs. Naruto
Chapter 18
"One who bares the one we hate, do you not know why you are here? I shall send you instead of them, find me the key and you will be free."
Hinata, along with the Chief, was teleported inside the Library just below the icon. In the next room was a hologram of the Prophet of Patience, he wore gold robes and wore the same headdress as Mercy did. "Another Prophet, but I thought they all died with High Charity?"
"Prophet? High Charity? What are they?"
"High Charity, holy city of the Covenant and Prophets, leaders and head of the Covenant state and religion."
While she observed voices came from the hall ways and she hid behind a column. Five Brute Bodyguards and twelve Brute Minors walked from the hall way carrying Brute Shots and Covenant blasters. "I heard something up here." Said one of the Body Guard Brute. He commanded the Minors to search around while they go back and protect the Prophet of Patience. The Brute Minors slowly walk around looking every corner and every shadowy areas of the room. Hinata was able to move around, due to her ninja training, she is able to move around the Brutes without any of them noticing her.
"Hinata, can you get into the elevator?" She nodded and made her way to the elevator. Her white snowy armor gave her more trouble because it won't match to the darkness of the corners, but being Brute Minors, the lowest rank in Brute military, she's able to even evade them without them noticing. She was just about to make it to the elevator. "Have you…" said a Brute Jumper and five jumpers were behind him. They spotted Hinata making her way to the elevator and she spot them spotting her.
"Uh oh…" she said scared
"DEMON!!" The Brute Jumper pointed at her and roared. The Brute Minors all turn and spot her and roared for making fools out of them. "Kill the demon!" said one of the Minors
She ran to the elevator and sent her all the way down to the next room. When the Brutes all got on the elevator it didn't even budge for them. "The Demon is going to possess the Sacred Icon. Quickly to the next level!"
Hinata made all the way down and what she saw made her eyes sparkle and her mouth dropped down. The room is beautiful decorated with the most advance architecture, and in the middle of the room was an item floating over an energy field. She finally landed and was just about to make her way to the icon. "A Reclaimer? Splendid, we have much work to do!" She turns and saw a giant orb with a big eye floating down next to her. "I am 49 Conundrum Penance of Installation 03 it's a pleasure to meet you."
"Ah, it's a pleasure to meet you too…" She said unsure of what he meant by Reclaimer.
"Hinata, don't trust that Artificial Intelligence monitor, all he'll do is delude you."
"O-okay…" She saw Conundrum Penance hovering over to the icon. "Now that you are here I must ask you to use the key to activate the rings. I, sadly enough, am not aloud to do such a task as activating the rings."
"Activating the rings? What will happen if the rings are activate?"
"When the rings are activated the Flood will be defeated."
"Don't listen to him Hinata. If you activate the rings any and all sentient life will die. That includes you and all your friends." She went cold and muttered something that Chief couldn't hear what she was trying to say.
"You're lying to me!" She raised her blaster at Penance and he flew off scared. "What is the meaning of this? I was instructed by your Forefathers, my creators, to activate the rings if the Flood ever released from their captivity!"
"My-my Forefathers?" She shook her head of questions and aimed her weapon at Penance. Behind her the Brutes walked in the room and saw Hinata threatening the so call 'Oracle.'
"The Oracle is in trouble!" The Jumper Brutes attack jumping into the air and using the boosters flew into the air and landing almost close to her. Hinata saw them enter and saw the Jumper Brutes flutter next to her she retreated firing her rifle killing one of the Brutes. The Jumper Brutes fired their Brutes shots and she became overwhelm by the odds.
"Mind if I take over?" said the Chief
She nodded and Master Chief took control of her body.
"I'm back." Said the Chief. The Master Chief went to the offensive quickly and went around them like they were nothing. She saw how Chief fought and maneuver around the Brutes. It was amazing how he's able to control her body and easily kill the Brutes using their weaponry and Spike Grenades. He went over to the Minors and they stood their place, but they were no match for the Chief and easily killed all twelve Brutes.
"That was amazing Master Chief." He nodded and return to his place and Hinata regain her body.
"Hinata, the Icon."
She nodded and walked over to the platform and the holder Index released the Index for her to have. She took it and held it in her hand and saw how beautiful it look, bright green and oddly enough it look like a bone to her.
"Wonderful," said Penance "I will take that." He zapped it out of her hand and store it in his memory hard drive. "Now we must—" But then he disappeared and so did Hinata. Then they reappear back in the grasp of the Gravemind tentacles. She looked around and saw Naruto and the others there.
"Naruto!" she yelled happily
"Hinata!" He yelled her name when he spotted her. He reached out his hand to her, but they were to far away from each other. The Chief spotted an old version of the Arbiter struggling to get free from the parasite Gravemind.
"Arbiter?" he said quietly
"Hey let go!" They looked up and saw Church, Sarge and Tex in the grasp of the Gravemind.
"How in God's name did I got into this situation?" Sarge yelled and saw Naruto and the other. "Ooohh, not you guys." He then saw Hinata and didn't recognized her.
"Church, who's in the white armor?" Sarge yelled at him.
"That's Hinata, right?" she nodded "Right, I haven't seen you for a long time—so—I think she's cool Sarge."
"Erg, I hate ninjas. Holy shit!" The Gravemind emerge from the darkness frightening Sakura, giving Naruto and Sasuke the most uncomfortable silence ever and the Arbiter, the Arbiter didn't forget about him.
"Parasite." The Arbiter sneer at the Gravemind.
The Gravemind look over the Spartans, ninjas and Elite and began with Naruto.
"This one is foolish and dimwitted, and has a mind of false dreams."
"What you say!" He yelled almost felt that this thing was making fun of him.
"This one is full of anger and hate, and is blind to what he posses."
"What does that mean?" said Sasuke
"This one is bratty and childish, and has a mind of foolishness."
"Hey! Don't call me a child or foolish!" yelled Sakura
"This one has two minds in one body, one kind and other wrath."
Hinata look at the Gravemind in silence and remember the last time when she met it.
"This one is full of pride and delusions, and wants to kill the sloth."
"You mean Griff, when I am going to kill Griff?"
"This one is a greedy and hate, and has its mind on fortune."
"You're talking about money, just give the word and I'll kill all them for money." They all stared at Tex and hoped that the Gravemind didn't really have any money.
"This one is but hate and anger, and is fill with more anger."
"Wow, you're the only one who gets me big guy." Said Church
He looked at the Arbiter and remembered him from their last meeting.
"This one is but flesh and faith and is the more deluded."
"Kill me or release me parasite, but do not waste my time with talk."
"There is much talk and I have listen threw rock and metal and time. Now I shall talk and you will listen." He pulled Church up to him and huffed.
"Oh shit he's going to eat me."
"This one has something in him that does no belong to him, but rather to her." He looked at Tex and she looked back.
"What do you mean?"
"I will show you in due time, but now we must discuss the matter of the key." Penance was in the clutches of the Gravemind and tried to set himself free from its grasp.
"Oh my, so many Reclaimers in one place, how splendid! We must act fast before this infestation becomes too hazardous to contain!"
The Gravemind raised another, the Arbiter and the Chief reconginze the other and they sneer at him.
"I-I am the Prophet of Truth Council, of the most High-high arch of the Covenant."
"A meddler, how an intrusion you are—Reclaimers we must make haste, we must activate the rings!"
"No!" Yelled Truth "To the Ark, I shall become God!"
"There is no reason for us to change our destination to the Ark. We must contain the Flood before they…"
"By Gods, by the RINGS! My successors will continue the Great Journey and I'll make sure that you, Oracle, will be eradicated!"
"This one Great Journey," The Gravemind growled. "And this one containment are the same."
"We know of this!" Yelled the Arbiter. "Now, tell us why you brought us here Parasite so I may thrust my blade into you."
"The Alien is a badass." Church whisper to Sarge.
"There are two, I fear, will engage their common enemy, you and I. Separate we are weak, but united will triumph. I will send you three to one place," He said to the Arbiter, Hinata and The Chief. "And I will you to another. Faith had us brought as foes, but this ring will make us brothers." With that the Gravemind send them to their coordinates. Hinata and Naruto barely had a chance to even utter a word to each other and they disappeared by the rings transportation.
"So, how did we arrive here again?" said Griff hiding in a close dark room with only a open bar ceiling and the cracks of the door showing little light. In the room had nothing but crates but they, the Blues and Reds, made good use for them.
"Stop whining, Griff." Said Simmons
"I'm as confused as hell too, how did we get here?" said Tucker
"I know!" said Donut
This is what he's thinking of. The Reds, the Blues, the Gold and Silver, Doc, The Gravemind and his Flood army, Elites including the Arbiter, Brutes, Grunts, Jackals, Hunters, Prophets and the ninjas all together in Blood Gulch.
"Alright lets begin…" They started to sing and dance. "I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world Life in plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink, kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky... You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours""
Donut was still thinking humming to himself, when he began thinking of this the others took their distance from him and had their discussion another place in the small room which was difficult because its so small.
"That will never leave my head!" yelled Griff
"My turn, this what happen." Said Tucker
"Oh no, it's the Gravemind!" yelled Caboose
"Don't worry fellow soldier, I will fend off the Gravemind, for chicks, Bow Chika Bow Wow." Said Tucker in a more fancier and brighter armor that made Caboose eyes bleed and blind.
"Oh Tucker we love you so much and your bright shiny armor and the fact you will sleep with any one of us!" said Tex
"Get away bitch," Sister whacked Tex in the back of her head. "If Tucker is going to have sex with anyone it's going to be me!"
"Hell no!" Tex and Sister started to fight, ripping their armor showing their almost nude bodies. Then out of nowhere, and strangely, a rain cloud poured hot water on them and they stopped fighting and started rubbing their body on each other acting all sexy like. At the end they kissed using their tongues and at that point they became lesbians.
"Bow Chika Bow Wow!" Yelled Tucker
"Oh no, it's the Gravemind!" yelled Griff
"No, it can't be and I never told you I love you Griff." Said Simmons
"Really, I love you too!" That part will be censored for safety reasons.
"I just knew it!" Simmons and Griff whacked Tucker behind the head and kept on whacking him even though he's on the ground.
"That not what happen. My turn!" Yelled Simmons
"Oh no, it's the Gravemind" yelled Caboose
"Caboose, get out of the way!" yelled Simmons "For our glorious Red Sergeant will save the day!"
"Hell yeah, I will!" said Sarge
"Sarge, please spare me!" yelled Griff "I know I'm lazy, useless, pathetic, and imbecile and I know that I don't fit in your image of a perfect soldier, but please have mercy on me!"
"Never Griff." Sarge changed his weapon to a rocket launcher and fired at Griff killing him. "Now for you Gravemind"
"At last, we can see the Glorious Red Leader, Sarge, fight the monstrous parasite the Gravemind." Said Simmons
"It's your time, Gravemind!"
"Never, for I am the Gravemind!"
"So be it!" Sarge pressed a button his chest and he grew thirty stories tall. "At the end of this day One shall stand…One shall fall!"
"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!" Yelled Griff, "That did not happen, and Sarge isn't Optimus Prime. Besides no one is as bad ass as Optimus Prime. This, what happen."
"Oh no, it's the Gravemind!" yelled Caboose
"Simmons! To the Puma!" yelled Griff
"No, no puedo. Los Flood haceron dano a mis pies!"
"Then do something oh wise and all knowing Griff." Said Sarge hiding in the Red Base with Doc.
Griff sighed. "It's all up to me, huh. Blues lock and load! We're brining hell to the Flood!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! That didn't happen, either! And for the last time I'm Dutch-Irish!" yelled Simmons
"Can I have my chance?" said Caboose
"Sure." They all said, exception for Donut who was still singing.
Caboose cleared his voice. "Now this, what really happen."
"Oh no, it's the Gravemind!" Yelled Caboose
"Do not make hurry, for I came for one all knowing and genius sentient being. The Caboose!"
"The Gravemind wants The Caboose! Why?" said Simmons in how Caboose sees him which his name, to Caboose, is Simon.
"I'm so scare of the Gravemind, but the Caboose scares me even more," said Lt. Chocolate Cake, mental image of Donut with a female voice instead of male.
"The Caboose is going to make battle with the Gravemind!" said Gruff, Griff in how Caboose sees him.
"I'm stupid Private Tucker, and I like to smell butts. Today I'm going to smell the butt of the Gravemind, if I can, that is." Out of nowhere an ominous crowd laughter came from nowhere and the Reds and Blues switch back and forth unknowing where the laughter came from.
"Mr. Church, do not worry, for I will save you." Said Caboose
"Yay," Church, wearing yellow armor, said in a bored tone. "I'm going to be save by the Caboose. I wonder how he will do it. Oh wait I know how. First he will save me, Church's twin brother, Sister, even though I am Church, but that, and most of what is going on right now doesn't make sense, then he will kick the Gravemind's butt with a volleyball and use the hadouken and destroy the evil satellite that is controlling all the jelly bean people and set them free and with the help of the ruby ducky will quack at it like Godzilla."
"Duh hahahaha, I'm so stupid…Believe IT!" said Nukonuko, mental image of Naruto
"I'm a emo! EMO BOY! EMO BOY!" said Salsa, mental image of Sasuke
"I'm such a slut. I want to suck and get fucked by all the guys and drink some pussies." Said Pink flower thing, mental image of Sakura
Hinata, even though invisible, stood in the middle of the gulch and looked around the gulch. "I believe…Caboose has no idea that I even exist."
"Wait!" yelled Tucker "That's wrong in eleven to thirteen ways!"
"Caboose, did mommy love you too much or did she punish you too much?" said Simmons
"Wait, did someone hear something outside?" said Griff
End Chapter
"I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie's world."
"Shut up Donut!"