Ok. Yeah. This is my first fanfic that I've ever written (or at least the only hopefully good one. The last one I did? It sounded extremely crappy, trust me. So, here goes nothing! OH and this is just something my friends and I made up when we were on sugar highs at 11 pm. Not that late, but we were eating poppy seed scones, which can actually kind of make you high, if you've ever watched Mythbusters. So, ok. Here is the story of how Cedric Diggory turns into a vampire named Edward Cullen. You know, because
So once there was this guy named Cedric. He was ultimately hot, a really good fencer, and all of the girls wanted him, even Maximum Ride and Bella Swan, who were unfortunately in different universes and therefore could not get at the hotness of Cedric Diggory. So one day, Cedric went to Hogwarts of Witchcraft and Wizardry where they announced that there was going to be a tournament of who could bounce on a pogo stick longest. (A/N Did I forget to mention that Ced was a wizard? So sorry…) And anyways, he made it through all of the bouncing with no problem. And then when he grabs the Pogohopper Cup, he and Harry Potter are transported magically to a graveyard, where Ced is supposedly killed. But actually Peter Pettigrew's Aveda Kedavra curse isn't strong enough, because Wormtail was actually a Squib, and is Filch's cousin, so it only knocks Cedric out. Luigi, the vampire who is at Slughorn's party in the sixth Harry Potter book, had been hanging out around the old graveyard hoping to find some fresh corpses after his vampire girlfriend named Rosalie dumped him. (A/N Yes I know it sounds disgusting, and that most vampires aka EDWARD would never even think of doing that, but it's for dramatic effect, okay? And I mean that about eating the corpses, not about going out with Rosalie…) So, he finds Ced knocked out and makes a copy of him with his special vampy magic. (A/N I don't think that's possible, even in the world of HP but oh well, it's MY story, so deal w/it.) So then Luigi takes Cedric and starts to eat him!! And then this other vampire who had been stalking Rosalie and wanted to hurt anyone who hurt her feelings finds Luigi. Incidentally, this is Luigi's twin brother, whose name is Vladimir. Vladimir is a black belt in karate and beat Luigi to shreds, burned him and then forgot about Ced, lying there turning in to a vampire. When all of the Death Eaters have finally left, Carisle, who has been stretching his legs out after a long day inside, is walking across the graveyard, looking for the grave of his long-deceased sister, stumbles across Ced. He then decides to take him to his house and care for him like he would a son. When Ced., now renamed Edward, woke up, he told him this whole lie about his mother and the plague. Then Edward and Carlisle go universe hopping, and find one where there are more vampires. The End!!
Yes, I know that this is really, really random, but my friend has been bugging me to write something and this is my first try. Review please!! What could I do better? And what could I write about?