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Chapter 3: The Torture Begins

"Hidan go watch out for Itachi and when you see him get your butt back in here, yeah."

"Who knew you could be so evil Deidara…I think I love you," Hidan said laughing his butt off.

Hidan opened Deidara's door and waited for any sign of Itachi. Deidara paced in his room anxious to set his plans in motion. He needed his plan to work, Deidara had to make Itachi his.

"Here he comes Deidara!" Hidan ran back into Deidara's room leaving the door cracked just as they planned. They both quickly sat down on the bed and started talking. " So Deidara I really want to have a threesome with you and Kakuza…I mean you're so hot I want to tear into you right now."

Itachi was listening through the crack in Deidara's door and heard what Hidan had said. His heart was about to break. "No….get it together…Deidara is in love with me…he won't do it," thought Itachi.

"Oh Hi-Kun…when do you want to do it, un?" Hidan grinned knowing Itachi was listening and continued on. "How about tonight?," Hidan said kissing the blonde's cheek.

Itachi's heart went down to his stomach and he felt like he was going to throw up. "I thought he loved me?", whispered Itachi.

"Mmmm…sounds good, yeah," Deidara purred.

Hidan got up and opened the door nearly making Itachi fall through the door. "See you tonight sexy," Hidan said winking back at Deidara.

Deidara looked at Itachi and got up off his bed. He took his shirt off and slid his hands down his chest. Watching Itachi's eyes go wide almost made Deidara laugh, but he kept his cool. Deidara walked over to Itachi and locked eyes with him. "What do you want, un?"

Itachi couldn't speak his words were stuck in his throat. He wanted to tell Deidara not to sleep with Hidan and Kakuza, but he couldn't get it out.

"Well if you don't need anything I'm going to take a nap, un." Deidara closed the door and walked over to his bed. "I hope this plan works, un."

"What am I gonna do?' Itachi whispered and then turned and ran to go find Kisame. "Kisame will know what to do…I have to find him!" Itachi burst through Kisame's door making the shark nin jump. Itachi was in tears as he began telling Kisame what he had heard.



"What should I do Kisame?"

"Something's fishy…just stick to your plan Itachi."

"You think I should?"

"Yes…trust me on this." Kisame said patting Itachi on the back.

Deidara couldn't sleep and decided to go outside to get some fresh air. He walked outside and sat down against a tree. Itachi and Kisame had watched Deidara go outside. "Come on Kisame..I have a plan."

Itachi and Kisame walked outside hand in hand. Deidara looked up and watched the two walk into the woods. Deidara was mad and decided to follow them. "If he likes me…then why is he holding hands with Kisame, un?"

Kisame sat down in the clearing and watched as Itachi turned to face him. Itachi dropped his cloak and took off his shirt. Deidara blushed; he wanted to be the one Itachi was stripping for. Itachi sat down in Kisame's lap so they were face to face.

"What have I done, un?" Deidara's eyes were now hazy with tears. He watched as Itachi leaned in to Kisame's ear. Deidara couldn't watch anymore so he turned around and ran back to the hideout. "Looks like your plan worked Itachi, but can you get off me now I'm getting a hard on because of you."

When Deidara walked into the hideout Pein and his fellow Akatsuki members were in the living room. "We're having a party Deidara…stay and have some fun," barked Pein. Deidara decided to stay and grabbed a glass and a bottle of sake. He spotted Hidan and Kakuza sitting on the couch and walked over to them and plopped in between them. After a few drinks Deidara told Hidan what had happened.

Itachi and Kisame walked in the living room and were also ordered to join the party. Deidara locked eyes with Itachi and snorted at Kisame who had put his arm around Itachi. "Stupid fish…I'd like to make sushi out of him," Deidara mumbled. Kakuza and Hidan burst out laughing.

Deidara laid his head on Hidan's shoulder which made Itachi shoot a death glare at them. Deidara downed yet another drink. Hidan wrapped his arm around Deidara and Kakuza put his hand on Deidara's leg. Itachi was now fully pissed off and lurched forward, but was stopped by Kisame. He had to stick to his plan, but it was getting too painful. "I don't know how much more I can take," Itachi whispered.

Deidara stood up grabbing Hidan and Kakuza's hands. "Let's go, un."Itachi watched his love walk down the hallway with those two bastards. He felt his heart rip in two. "T..t..this was a bad idea Kisame." Itachi broke down crying.