A Tale of Courage

By: Generation Pope

NOTE: beware of swearing crack nonsence and jokes against gays. If you take offence please don't flame me just don't read. Thank you.

One day Kate and her new friend Ash (actually she was just using him for his revives) went to visit the local Pokemart. They were planning on stalking up on potions and then going out for some nice curry on rice.

However once they got to the mart they realized they had forgotten all of their Pokemon in their storage boxes and thus the journey begins.

"So Kate, it's been awhile since I last saw you, what have you been up to lately?"

"Well Ash, I met a new friend named Meghan, she's a pretty awesome Pokemon trainer, better then you, well of course that isn't that hard to accomplish anyways."

"oh...well I've gotten a lot better too!!"

"Don't lie Ash, we all know you haven't been doing anything since you last saw lady Kate" Said the pokedex from Ash's pocket.

"HAHA even your technology hates you Ash, you have no friends. Oh look! We're here!" Kate skipped triumphantly into the pokemon centre, almost knocking over a dying Snubble on the way.

Kate walked up to the box and accessed Oaks PC. She withdrew Pikafag and jigglybitch.

"Get over here Soot, hurry up"

"It's Ash!"

"Whatever! Get your shit!"

Ash grumbled on his way over to the PC and accessed Oaks PC.

"HOLYMUFFINS! It won't let me access my pokemon! How do I get them out Kate!" Ash scream-asked.

"Why the scud do you think I know!? Get the fuckin nurse scudwad" Kate said indifferently as she beat Pikafag with a piece of Mankey jerky.

Ash scurried over to the desk to ask Nurse Joy what was wrong.

"Oh well, Ash all you have to do is stop being a dumbass."

"What!?" Ash said in as much outrage as he could muster.

"I said all you have to do is press the withdraw button" Joy said sweetly. She went over to the PC and pressed the withdraw button for him. The right menu came up and Ash was happy.

"Thank you so much Nurse Joy" Ash said and smiled.

"Why, you're very welcome Ash, if you ever need anything again don't be shy to a--"

"OKAY OKAY FUCK YOU GUYS, here Cinder, take your goddamn pokeballs and let's go!"

Kate whipped Ash's Pokeballs at him and dragged him out the door

"You are such a waste of matter, now lay on top of these wheels"

"what..."

"Lay down on the wheels!" Kate commanded

Kate proceeded to force Ash to lay down on top of a bunch of voltorb that were clearly not wheels and had them roll along the ground and transport Ash to the pokemart so he would stop being so useless and annoying.

"YAY we're here!" Kate Cheered.

Ash got up from the voltorb and chased after Kate into the centre.

"Oh wow Kate, look! They just got in new thunderstones!" They're only 1400! Let's get some."

"Alrighty, sweet stuff!"

Kate and Ash bought their new shiny Thunderstones and now needed to use them for something.

Just then a robber broke into the store!

"GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR TEA LEAVES!" Yelled the burglar.

"Omg! Meghan is that you gurl!?"

"LYKE WHAT THE F! No wai!" the robber yelled. They took off their pantyhose and it turned out to be Meghan!

"Meghan homes, why the f are you hittin' up a small town pokemart for tea leaves?"

"KATE! Why are you befriending the robber! Challenge them to a battle!" Yelled Ash in terror.

"Nah b' this here's my friend" kate replied nonchalantly.

"What are you talking about!? This person is trying to rob us! She has a gun!"

"Oh sweet, let me see it G'!" Kate said excitedly.

"Yeah man, just got this, check it out, its still shiny new."

"OOO smells like delicious gun powder!"

"OKAY THAT'S IT! I challenge you to a pokemon battle!" Ash yelled.

"hahaha a dick challenges me to a battle, alright I accept!" Meghan yelled.

"A dick!? What the hell is wrong with you guys! Metapod! I choose you!"

"Go Squandor!"

A pidgey came out of the ball.

"Squandor eat pupa attack!" Pidgey proceeded to swoop down and eat Metapod.

"OMG! Metapod!" Ash sobbed.

"Wanna give up now a dick?"

"MY NAME IS ASH!" Ash stood shaking in anger for a few minutes until Pikachu burst out of its pokeball in Ash's pocket and made a huge hole in his pants on his ass.

"Pikachu! Go do your best!"

Pikachu used thunderbolt and fried squander to pokedeath.

"Alright, you asked for it scudbitch! Go Fuckyurmom!"

"fuck your mom...oh man, hmm looks like a Feraligator. Pikachu can beat this one easy!"

"HAHA that's what you think boy, but my fuckyurmom has special armour under his skin that makes him 75 resistant to electric attacks!"

"How is that even possible!? Pikachu how can we win?" Ash kneeled down and started to talk to Pikachu.

He remembered the Thunderstone in his pocket. It had fallen on the floor when his pants ripped and smashed.

"Kate...can I please have the Thunderstone you just bought? Mine smashed on the floor and broke when my pants ripped."

Kate felt bad when she looked at Ash's pitiful face. She also felt bad because she had robbed Ash when he wasn't looking to buy the stone. So she handed it over.

"Thank you so much." He leaned back down to Pikachu.

"Pikachu, please use this stone to evolve into Raichu so you can beat Feraligator."

Pikachu just shook it's head and gave Ash a pleading glance that for some reason he understood.

"I understand Pikachu, you don't want to change who you are just to win one meaningless battle. I love you so much buddy"

"God ash you're such a pussy, give me back that stone!"

Kate smacked Ash and stole the stone.

"Pikafag get out here!" Kate yelled and threw her pokeball against Ash's forehead. It smashed open and Ash got Pikafag's ass in his face.

"Pikafag! Come over here and evolve to Raifag! NOW!"

Pikafag followed Pikachus example and shook his head.

"Looks like he doesn't want to Kate..." Meghan observed from the sideline.

"WHATS THAT! YOU CHOSE WEAKNESS! Kate screamed in outrage. YOU PIECE OF SHIT, HAVE YOU NO BALLS!? YOU'RE GONNA EVOLVE NOW AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT!"

Kate stuffed the Thunderstone down Pikafags throat and Pikafag glowed rainbow. He then turned into Raifag.

"excellennttttt, now Raifag, Thunder racket attack!"

"Let's go gurls!" Raifag exclaimed. He pulled out a badminton racket twice the size of Pikafags charged it with electricity. He then beat Ash over the face with it.

Kate and Meghan roasted Pikachu over Ash's sizzling corpse and enjoyed a wonderful meal more rewarding then curry could ever be.

END