Series: Naruto
Setting: AU
Prompt: 01. Evidence
Rating: T
Word Count: 2, 278
Warnings: Language, sexual references
Summary: Minds changes are not always with the best intentions.

Snatch 'n' Run

Something was not right with this situation. The last two classes were spent contemplating the blonde's words for him to join him in a social outing, a play date, hanging out as casual friends. One's mind does not sway so easily from petty revenge to wanting to start a long lasting friendship just like that within the span of a few minutes of observing over someone. Someone so driven by vengeance will hold a grudge for as long as possible until atonement has been sort after sitting back revelling in the aftermath laughing like a fool at finally getting the upper hand. Not after all of that so far would be even dare to accept his offer without the drive to become involved in his world so it was left open ended as the final bell to return to class sounded, leaving Itachi with his thoughts to pass the time through class.

"What are your thoughts on this Itachi-kun?"

But why now? That was the question. What was brewing inside that calculating mind of the blonde rebel that certainly had not to be the purest intentions, he had more than enough time to roll out the welcoming wagon but now? No something was not right.

"Itachi-kun!?"

"Each will settle their own opinion on the subject without one being the correct statement towards it, history showed that in their way they utilised their control that words in their favour until the Coup d'état decided to overthrow that. It could have gone anyway" Itachi's eyes shifted over to the teacher in a hardened stare. He could hear him no matter how hard he had been concentrating.

"Very thought out analysis, now..."

It might have been for that but for the rest of it, it was puzzling him. What had Deidara planned for him? What was scheming? This whole idea was ridiculous so there was only one way to tackle it that is not to go through with this ludicrous offer. That was what he was going to do, better to be safe than sorry.

The last two classes were without him so escaping the school grounds was going to be without hassles with the flood of students that ran out to get free of the educational hell. His brother was not going home with him today already making himself a few friends and was to spend the weekend over there with one of them so he came to school with his bags packed already. It was good to see that he was not making his mistakes and shutting himself out, always the happy child now turned into cheerful teenager with just that touch of Uchiha arrogance that sometimes got him into trouble. Nevertheless, he could handle himself in most cases at least.

Now all he had to worry about was himself, lugging his heavy book filled bag through the corridors out into the sun filled outside world, crossing the main courtyard to make it to the street level where he could be on his happy way home without a thought of the blonde and his plans to hang out. Stretching his arms Itachi worked out the knots from being cooped up in those uncomfortable chairs for the last two hours, setting off down the sidewalk when an eerily cheerful voice called out for him.

"Taaaaachi where do you think you're going? You weren't leaving without me were you, un"

That voice... there was no way he could misplace that, turning on his heel to see the blonde teen standing there behind him leant up against the tree with his arms crossed and the world's most biggest fake pout that was clearly seen through. Feigned sympathy was not going to work. "I got tired of waiting for you" Itachi huffed crossing his arms as Deidara slinked closer to him. Even the way he walked was different, not something that he would have done instead more of some kind of way of seduction to it with the sway of his hips.

"Deidara-kun where are you going?" one of the girls jumped waving her hand around wildly in the air to grab his attention. She had already made plans so today he was supposed to be hers, not some stupid lame boys who didn't look him he wanted to be around him.

A finger flipped up in the air raised up high while the other hooked around Itachi's arm dragging him away from the scene of the school. "Take this as me dumping you bitch" he grinned, looking over his shoulder at the irritated girl. He never liked her anyway.

She wasn't heartbroken of being broken up with but fuming that he just openly did it in front of so many students who were fixated on the conflict between them. The waves of "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" cycled through some covering their mouths at it waiting for some kind of fight to break out, others chanting for it to start already but they all wanted to see some action go down. "Fuck you! You're dick is so small that it couldn't do anything for me anyway" she screamed out for them all to hear having the hissy fit of a lifetime at him.

That was a challenge that he couldn't pass up, letting go of Itachi's arms unbuckling his belt, unbuttoning and zipping, pulling his pants and boxers down flashing himself to the crowd proving the point before she wanted to spread a rumour. "Sorry I can't satisfy the Grand Canyon, un" he smirked at the sea of gaping mouths from the combination of the comment and the beast out on display. He wasn't that small at all, not big but he was adequate.

"Deidara! Put your wiener back in your pants" the headmaster called out from his room on the second story, half hanging out the window to see what the commotion was. Trust it to be Deidara and some kind of trouble.

Grumbling he zipped himself up with a readjust, grabbing Itachi once again by the arm leaving the stunned crowd behind. Together they walked down the street until Deidara let go of Itachi's arm with a huff almost in disgust that he had clung to the bicep of another man but it got him away so that was all that mattered.

Shrinking back Itachi too didn't like the flashers sudden up close and personal approach, taking a step to the side to keep the distance between them. Now it was the matter of what was going to happen with them for the day and for all the reasons of why he was out with him. A date down at the milkshake bar was something that he wasn't looking for with the blonde nor spending more time than possible with him not because of he really had any kind of hate towards him. It was all on his side for that. The company of males he had discovered that he liked more than females, a truth admitted to himself about two years ago when he found himself looking over the male structure with a lot more interest. The chiselled shape enticing more than the slender curves of any woman but Deidara was different, a hybrid of the two but yet appealing to the eye. Still that did not want to make him be his friend.

"What is this all about?" he asked with a gruff expression, heading with him towards the shopping district.

Deidara feigned ignorance and stated what they were doing once again, they were hanging out to get to know each other better but still he didn't believe the facade. Still he went along with it to keep the peace, moving between shops looking around because it was what he wanted to do just tagging along for the hell of it. Plus his mother would revel in the fact he was out and about with a real person, not with a book in his hand.

"Why did you do that back there?" he asked looking over his shoulder at the CDs he was looking at.

Glancing back over his shoulder, he received a shrug. "Why not? She was doing every other guy in the school so now she has one less" he muttered, flicking back through the racks to find anything he liked.

Taking that as is that's all Itachi wanted to know, things going back to the way they usually were between them with the cold shoulder.

A few moves between different isles found something that caught Deidara's eye, sparkling wildly with a spreading grin across his face glancing over at Itachi who looked more than preoccupied with the DVD section and the thriller movies that seemed to have taken his fancy. Walking up towards him with strutting strides, the blonde turned the away at the wrong time just as Itachi moved he slammed straight into him, rubbing his head as he scoffed at him. "Watch it, un" he mumbled, purposely leaving off asshole part he so wanted to add on.

Shaking his head to remove the temporarily daze, the brunette glared down at the shorter teenager squared off in a glare for his clumsiness. "Same" he snorted turning away from him. He just wanted this to be over so whatever kick Deidara was getting off on would be over and he could just pretend this day never happened.

Vibrating caught his attention not from his own pocket but from the blondes with the rock tune ring tone going off from his mobile, flicking the slide of his silver compact mobile open saying hello to whoever was on the line. Obviously he didn't want him to be part of the conversation as he walked off, leaving Itachi to go back through the DVDs once again to pick himself a movie out, maybe... if there was anything good. After a few minutes the voice called out his name causing Itachi's head to shift up looking at Deidara half way over the other side of the shop.

"I gotta run, my mother wants me home but we should do it again" he yelled out waving his hand up in the air to tell him he was leaving.

Do what again exactly? Whore himself all over him? Ditch him? Sit in silence the entire time? "Yeah, whatever" he mumbled so quietly that he wouldn't have been able to hear him anyway. And with that he was gone and he was all alone with the few other shoppers inside the store going about their own business. That was the most uneventful and tedious trip of his life. But what was the point of it all? Something just didn't seem right.

Ten minutes of searching around saw nothing he wanted to get anyway so he wasn't going to hang around for any longer, heading out the door to call for a taxi or just walk home. Walking sounded better since it was good to keep the muscles active only that when he walked through the door the sound of sirens wailed in his ears, looking around for wherever it was coming from.

The security gates to his right and left flickered red lights circling around to draw attention to him, Itachi continued to look around without a clue on why they were going off, maybe a malfunction or a conflict with something he had on him like his cell but either way it sent security agents rushing for him, ceasing him by the arms.

"Step this way Sir" one of them said politely making it sound like he had a chance to say no. Of course he didn't they wanted to strip him down of his possession to make sure that he wasn't a shop lift.

"Whatever" he rolled his eyes in arrogance, sticking his arms up so he could be frisked by the officers. "You won't find anything" He was positive of that. He wasn't so low to go and steal something; he had money which he could purchase anything in the store that he wanted, nor did he get a thrill out of illegal activity.

"Really so what is this then?" One of them sneered back, waving some items up in front of his eyes treating him like he was a child that he pulled out of his regulation school jacket.

A pack of condoms, lubrication and a rubber dildo.

...What the fuck?!

"They aren't mine, why the hell would I want to steal that shit"

The guards didn't believe a word he said. "The evidence is pretty clear" they laughed at his choice of stealing. Sex toys huh? He was going to have himself a good night in.

Ceasing him by the wrist which Itachi's didn't like at all, yanking away from him he cursed at them that it was bullshit and he wasn't going anywhere with them but as soon as he tried to walk away he was tackled to the ground, arms reefed behind his back.

"Get the fuck off me!" he yelled struggling against the men as well as the extra that came into help given how strong he was, knocking them off to try and scramble to his feet. It was at that point it became perfectly clear as he was handcuffed and dragged up into the offices upstairs, awaiting for law enforcement to come down and formally arrest him. He was right not to trust him at all.

Snickering from across the street were the group known as Deidara and his friends, breaking out in hysterical laughter at the Uchiha being escorted into the Police car fifteen minutes later, getting the best seats in the house to watch the whole event go down.

"Payback is always great, un"