The best of the best: prelims
4. Ulquiorra vs. Sango
(in the ring)
Announcer: Alright, next match! Ulquiorra vs. Sango! Contestants, please step forward.
(Ulquiorra and Sango both enter the ring, fangirls for Ulquiorra and fanboys for Sango go wild)
(sidelines)
Kurama: So, we finally get to see this… Ulquiorra's full strength.
Grimmjow: I doubt it. That girl has practically no aura. He won't even use a fraction. Ulquiorra dislikes wasting energy.
Sesshomaru: so… in that aspect, we are alike. Ulquiorra… what is your skill?
Miroku: Why does no one think Sango will win?
Hiei: That's easy. Humans are weaklings. (Thinking about Yusuke) Well, most of them anyway.
(all human contestants glare at him)
(in the ring)
Ulquiorra: I'll make this quick. If you do not struggle, your death will be relatively painless.
Sango: My death? How about I kill you instead? Hiraikotsu! (flings boomerang bone at Ulquiorra)
Ulquiorra: Pathetic trash… (catches Hiraikotsu) Is this what humans from your world use as weaponry? I fail to see how it could kill someone.(lightly tosses it back to her, she catches it)
Sango: ! What are you?
Ulquiorra: Had you not heard me before? I am Ulquiorra Schiffer, Cuatro Espada. In other words, I am the fourth strongest arrancar under Aizen-sama's command. You disappoint me, onna. You are even lower than trash. Die. (points index finger at her and fires a bright green Cero blast)
Sango: Yah! (barely dodges, then goes behind unsuspecting Ulquiorra and throws Hiraikotsu again, hitting him in the back)
Ulquiorra: (stumbles a bit)
(sidelines)
Miroku: YES! Sango's holding her own out there quite well.
Grimmjow: What the ---- does Ulquiorra think he's doing, letting himself get hit like that? That idiot… (muttering about how idiotic Ulquiorra is being)
Sesshomaru: The slayer girl is just lucky… She barely managed to dodge that blast.
Hiei: The pale guy's next attack will finish this.
Kenshin: unfortunately, this one agrees…
Aoshi: Sango will need more than luck to win this match. Her skills are way below Ulquiorra's.
Miroku: (angry) Why does everyone doubt my Sango?!
Inuyasha: (quietly, smirking) his Sango? Ooh, the monk's serious!
Miroku: (messing around with seal on Wind Tunnel threateningly) And what are you smirking about, Inuyasha?
(in the ring)
Ulquiorra: You have managed to dodge three Ceros. So, you aren't just worthless trash.
Face it, onna. You are finished. (Fires a bala blast)
Sango: Why is it so much faster? (gets hit, stumbles)
Ulquiorra: Cero! (fires a Cero at Sango)
Sango: (is hit) aah! (gets vaporized)
(sidelines)
Miroku: SANGO!! (leaps into ring) You -------, I'll kill you for that! Wind Tunnel!!
Ulquiorra: Has this trash gone insane…? Wha--? I'm being pulled toward the hole in his hand… best kill him quickly. Cero! (vaporizes Miroku too)
(in crowd)
Kagome: No! Miroku! Man, I really hope they have someone who can revive vaporized people…
Ichigo: Look, Orihime's already at work. (Orihime's barrier is reforming both Sango and Miroku) ----, I didn't know she was that tough!
(in the ring)
Announcer: And the winner is: Ulquiorra! Due to unforeseen circumstances, the monk Miroku has been disqualified. The demon Karasu will be taking his place.
(sidelines)
Kurama: Karasu? Oh, dang.
END
A/N: Please don't be mad at me… Sango really didn't have a chance… And Miroku wasn't about to just stand there after she got vaporized, was he? Oh, snap. Now the world's gonna hate me. Please be nice when you tell me your opinions…