Hello!! OK so most of the story is gonna be in Bella point of view because...i just wanna write it that way. lol. OK so this chapters a little longer. I'm halfway done with chapter three, so it will be out tomorrow or tonight. Hope you like it!! :D

Bella's POV

I eventually made my way downstairs. Cassidy was sitting on the black leather sofa in our red living room, twirling a piece of her long dark brown hair. Across from her the fire place held a hint of fire. I walked over and put it out with the poker. I set the bronze fire poker back on the rack. I turned to her.

"I'm sor-" I said just as she was saying "I did-".

She started giggling and I joined in soon afterwards. After we sobered up I asked her where her brother was.

"Upstairs." She giggled, "Trying to fit as many toys as he can in his backpack."

I laughed and hoisted myself up off the couch. I padded up the stairs with Cassidy at my heels. She kept bumping into me, which sent us into another fit of giggles. We got to the top of the stairs and turned right, making our way down the green hallway to Parker's room. When we got there I pushed the door open a little. There was my little boy. He looked more like his father every day. The same exact features as his dad made it impossible to doubt he was Edward's son. Not that I ever thought he was someone else's. Edward was the only man I was ever intimate with. Just some days it was hard to believe that I was ever with Edward, him being the god he was, much less bearing his child. Parker is going to be such a heart breaker. Exactly like his dad.

"Hey there little bit." I crooned. His little bronze head whipped around to grin at me, "You about ready to go?"

"Yeah!" he yelled, stuffing a few more dinosaurs and Hot Wheels in his little blue backpack. He jumped a little bit as he threw on his backpack. He ran over to the doorway where Cassidy and I were standing. "I'm ready!"

I giggled and mused his hair. He beamed up at me, his emerald eyes shining with pure excitement and raw enthusiasm.

"Did you put any clothes in there, buddy?" I asked. His little smile dropped right off his face replacing itself with an evil smirk. Oh my god. That's exactly the smirk Edward used to use on me to get me to...well…drop my panties. Let me tell you. It worked. Cassidy wouldn't be here if it didn't.

"No, "he giggled. "Why?"

"Well you have to bring clothes so you change into other things. You don't wanna wear the same clothes all weekend, silly." I replied.

"But Mommy," He drug the 'y' on 'Mommy' out so long it sounded like a whole other word, "I have clothes at Daddy's. Can we just go?"

I sighed. "Yes." We all shuffled down stairs towards the front door. I threw Cassidy the keys and told her start the car so it would be warm, it wasn't that cold, but it was a little nippy. Enough for an unhappy five year old to throw a fit. While they headed out to the van I ran into the kitchen and grabbed a few Pop-Tarts and threw them on the counter. I sniffed and smelled…coffee. Thank the lord. Its morning's like this when I love me daughter that much more. I grabbed my orange Tigger mug out of the see-though cabinets. I poured myself a huge cup of coffee. Threw in a few sugar cubes and a dash of Irish Cream coffee milk and was headed out the door, after stuffing the Pop-Tarts in my purse I grabbed off the foyer.

I power walked to the red Nissan van. I threw open the door and chucked my purse inside. I leaned over the seat and carefully sat my coffee in the cup holder. While I climbed up into seat I saw Cassidy take a sip of the coffee and heard her groan.

"Good?" I asked her.

"Absolutely divine." She whispered. "You make the best coffee Mom." I laughed and zipped on my seatbelt.

"Music?" I questioned, as I backed out into the street. Shifting the car into Drive I punched the gas pedal. Once I was going steady reached over a pushed the Radio button.

"When I start drinking, my dick does all my thinking." I squealed and pushed the two button. A more mellow song, Soulmate by Natasha Bedingfield, came out of the surrounding speakers this time. I glanced over to see Cassidy doubled over in laughter. I glared at her crumpled body. Just as I had taken a sip of my coffee I heard a tiny voice from the back seat.

"Mommy," Parker questioned, "What is a dick?"

Coffee sprayed out of my nose, as I heard Cassidy break into laughter once again.

"W-Why do you ask, Parker?" I stuttered. I couldn't wait till he was old enough so I wasn't sprung with questions like this. I had, obviously, already had the Bird's and Bee's conversation with Cassidy. But Parker was only five, and hearing a word from a vulgar song he didn't know he was bound to be curious. I was not prepared for what I heard next, though.

"Cause' I heard Uncle Em tell Daddy to stop thinking with his one time." He replied, "So what is it?"

Cassidy was instantly quiet beside me. I bet that was awkward to hear that someone said that to her dad. But to know that Edward would be thinking with…that, and Emmett mentioning it anywhere close to my two babies's virgin ears and eyes mad me livid with anger. With a clenched jaw I managed to spit out,

"Well, why don't you ask your Daddy? I'm sure he'll tell you." That should teach him. I had to stop myself from laughing evilly.

I pulled into the park, driving down the winding road toward the east parking lot. Same time in the same spot, corner of the same old parking lot is where we have been exchanging kids every other Friday for the past two years. Half the hugs and kisses there are always sad. I guided the van into a parking spot and hopped out. I slid open the back seat door and unbuckled Parker. I sat him on the ground and grabbed his backpack and slid it on his shoulders. Cassidy got out too and grabbed her own bags and purse. I walked to the other side of the van, Parker in hand, to give her a farewell hug.

"Have a good time, Sweetie." I whispered.

"I will Mom." She smiled.

I picked up Parker and tickled him. He giggled and kissed me on the cheek.

"Have fun, sweet pea." I mumbled into his ear as I kissed his cheek. I glanced up just in time to see Edward walking toward us.

"Cass!" he yelled, as she ran into his arms. I sat Parker down as I watched Cassidy and her father reunite.

"Go say Hi to Daddy." I told Parker and he took off sprinting over to Edward and Cassidy. Edward chuckled as he saw him running over and scooped him up in his arms. He looked up at me.

"Hey Bells." He said, his voice sending all-too-familiar a chill through me. I took a deep breath.

"Hello Edward." I replied.

Whoo! Hope you liked it!! I know i do. I had fun writing the funny parts in this. The story with get more humorous as it gets more light hearted. Okay, review!!