The best of the best: quarter finals
1. Grimmjow vs. Naraku
(sidelines)
Kagura: Ulquiorra, is Grimmjow very powerful?
Ulquiorra: It depends.
Kagura: Okay… he doesn't talk much does he? This guy makes Sesshomaru-sama seem like a chatterbox!
(in the ring)
Naraku: Kukuku… you look very strong, Grimmjow. Perhaps strong enough for me to use…
Grimmjow: No way in -- I'm gonna be used by anyone, Naraku! You're goin' down! Cero! (it disappears) What the?
Announcer: Um, I didn't say go yet.
Grimmjow: Say it then, you stupid -- human! (Grabs announcer by neck, shaking poor, underpaid person back and forth)
Announcer: O-okay! G-go! (coughing and wheezing when Grimmjow lets go) Sheesh… anger management…
(Ulquiorra nods his agreement, while Grimmjow flips him off)
Naraku: Kukuku… (shoots out tentacles at Grimmjow)
Grimmjow: Yah! (slices apart tentacles) Stupid dolt, that won't work on me! Hyah! (charges forward, slicing up more tentacles)
(sidelines)
Inuyasha: Why does this seem vaguely familiar?
Sesshomaru: That idiot… he's doing the exact same thing I did that time at Naraku's castle…
Kenshin: oro… he has a castle?
Ulquiorra: What do you mean, Sesshomaru-san?
Sesshomaru: The more he cuts off, the more will engulf him.
Naruto: Then how come you're still around?
Sesshomaru: (ignores question) See? They are already starting to move…
Inuyasha: See what? Can't you at least point them out, Sesshomaru?
Sesshomaru: ……
Sango: He still can't move, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: Oh, heh heh, I knew that. I can see them now.
(in the ring)
Grimmjow: what the --? I can't move my legs!
Naraku: Kukuku… you've fallen prey to my little trap. Every bit of flesh you carve off will return to engulf you! Already I've encased your legs below the knee!
Grimmjow: -- you! I can just blast right through, baka! Cero! (fires a cero at Naraku)
Naraku: (dodges) heh, you missed.
Grimmjow: (uses distraction to cut through tentacle goo around his legs) Nah, that's just for warm up! Hyah! (shoots multiple ceros, one of which makes contact with Naraku)
Naraku: what? Aaaaagh! (dissolves into a puff of rapidly evaporating miasma)
(sidelines)
Kagura: what the--? I can feel my heart beating… Naraku… is dead? (slowly begins to smile)
Inuyasha: --, I can't decide whether to be happy that Naraku's gone or mad at Grimmjow for not letting me kill him!
Sesshomaru: hmph
Miroku: (looks at his cursed hand, then smiles, relieved, and sneaks a rub on Sango, who happened to be standing nearby)
Sango: Gah! HENTAI! (bonks Miroku with Hiraikotsu) Pervert!
Ulquiorra: bakas…
(in the ring)
Grimmjow: Well? Did I win? Speak, ningen!
Announcer: Yai! Don't hurt me! Naraku is dead, so Grimmjow wins! Are you happy, Grimmjow-sama?
Grimmjow: heh. I got this human totally under my control. The moron's too scared of me to do anything except scream and announce stuff!
(in the crowd)
Kagome: YESSS! Naraku is done for! I wonder where his Shikon shards are… (goes down, looks around, notices shards, and takes them)
Hakudoshi: Hey, did Naraku just get killed?
Kanna: …yes… (slight smile heck freezes over)
Hakudoshi: we're… free… (smiles) finally!! (goes off to conquer world, just for fun)
Kanna: …morons.
END
A/N: Well, that's over with. I didn't want to make it too long lasting, and I figured that, since Grimmjow is an arrancar and therefore part shinigami, he'd have enough spirit energy to kill Naraku. Go, Grimmjow! (I normally would hate the guy, but I hate Naraku even more.) Alright, tune in next time to see Jakotsu get pounded into the ground by Ulquiorra! Until then, please tell me what you think!