Once upon a time a little bad wizard called voldy went to stay with some nice-haired people...the malfoys!!
Lucius:Well,my lord,
im afraid we are a little tight for space in our massive manor so you
willl be bunking with draco!!He is very excited to have a play mate!
'It will be just like a sleepover daddy' he keeps
saying!!
Voldemort:And...and...will you read us a night
night story every night night?? but not a scary one otherwise il
have to bunk with you and cissy!!
Lucius:ya...ok...sure,my
lord,...that would be just...erm...(cough)...lovely!Re
ally
nice...
(going up to draco's room)
Draco's room:It was
really really big!! there was a huge four poster bed,a wall of books
with dust all over them,a fireplace with a fire in it surrounded by
couches and chairs n crap,four big windows and a large harry potter
picture wit a bulleyes and lots of darts in it! To the left of the
bed was a little red sleeping bag...voldy's bed!!
Voldemort:Gosh!
We are going to have so much fun!! its gonna be super!! We can talk
all night about hair and stuff!! What shampoo do YOU use??I'm a
l'oreal person myself!!
Draco: o...k
then...thats...brillent...ya..
...my...my
lord,sir,greatness!(Phew!)
Voldy starts jumping up and
down...clapping.
Voldy has to have his bath before bed.
Lucius
knocks on the marble bathroom door:My lord...you have been in there
for over an hour,are you ok??
Voldemort:Ya,im fine...just
waiting for all the bubbles to go!! Im not wrinkly enough yet
either!!And...and...Mr.Quackers wants to stay longer!!He is
very overpowering!!
Lucius...ok..my
lord!!Um...right...Dont you rush yourself (mumbles)We dont need
a wee!!
(two hours later)Draco and voldy are tucked up in
bed and bag.
Lucius comes in to tell them a story:Anything
perticular my lord??
Voldemort:nothing
scary...but..but..but...bu.t...with.
.a princess..and..a
prince...and..and...a dragon...with a castle...but...nothin
scary! oh oh oh! a bad guy called voldy!!
Lucius...ok so...i
can do that!! sure...Once...upon upon a time...as i believe
these things go...
Voldemort: wait...wait...can i have hot
chocolate??
L:Hot chocolate?? ya...ok...cissy will make
it...CISSY!! THE DARK LORD WANTS HOT
CHOCOLATE!!
V:and...marshmellows... L:AND MARSHMELLOWS!!
V:But no pink ones! L: NO PINK ONES!! V:and...and...a
straw...blue L: AND A BLUE STRAW!! V:a bendy one! L:A BENDY
STRAW!!(Pause)V:and maybe...a blanky so i dont gets cold!
L:CISSY!! A BLANKY...blanket...TOO!!HURRY!
! V: thats
all really...i dont want to be trouble! L: not...not at all my lord!
Reali...i insist!!
Cissy comes up wit the drink complete with
white marshmellows,and a bendy blue straw and the blanket.
Cissy
in
a strained voice)Here you are my lord.She exchanges a glance with
lucius and says,out of the cornor of her mouth 'tell him the effing
story and get him to sleep!!'
Draco looks bored...
Lucius:
and they all lived happily ever after...i...i
think...well...they do now!!Voldy was fast asleep...with
his blanky...
Draco: you have got to be kidding me! How long is
he staying??
Lucius: 3
weeks!!
Draco flings himself
down on his bed...annoyed!
Lucius hits him wit his stick!!
The
End