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Oracle: Your Partner for a Better World

The Daughter of Solid Snake

A Decripid old man with an Eyepatch walks into the room that contains a Fembot, along with three Familiar Faces, The Fembot "Welcome, David." The Man Scowled at the fembot "Your Wife Gave birth to a female specimen. She is in the observation room, taking a rest" "Get on with it" "The Simulation software concerning child A-00001 is about to stop. Please pay attention, every detail is important for the validity of your choice at the end of the Simulation" "Activating Simulation in 5...4...3...2..."

We see a baby, in fetal position, she starts to crawl as grass appears beneth her small body. she gets up and starts walking, Flowers sprouting as she walked. David, Along with a Robot, a Shaman, and a Man in a Jacket that advertises Adult swim, were paying close Attention to the child's infancy. "Good Run so Far" Said the Man, "But she's just an infant..." "That's good, but her Adulthood's gonna be Awesome!" "Are you Thinking about her future or her Body"

She Ages to 6 years old as the sky appears above her head, She's Curious about one of the flowers she made... she touches it and it sprouts in an incredibly fast pace. she the starts to create the world in her own image. She starts playing with a green bubble as the man walked up to the Simulation. "So, Can I Add a decade to her Age?" Normally the other two observers would say 'No' to Seth's Ideas but Their Souls were thinking like Filthy Pigs who like seeing women in the nude, so... "Awesome..." so they Catapulted the girl through puberty, to age sweet sixteen... "Please remain seated, David." said the fembot to the Man, "Don't Approach!" He touches the Screen as it breaks away into nothingness!

"NO!! I WANT THE BOOBIES!!" Said the Man. "Your Daughter is Just Fine, Resume Simulation." They Boot up the screen and see the youth in a jungle. She Touches a dying vine, the roots get bigger and the screens of the observers vanish in mid air! "Flash! She's Darkening on us!" Said the man! "Uh, Oh..." The Dark Roots take hold of her body as she has become a dictactor in her mind, Her Dark Outfit aged her to twenty, Ultimately Ending all control for the Observers. "We're Doomed! We cant have a Dark Future!" "if he does not like it, We're shutting this experiment down" an Army gathers as she commands them to take over the Virtual multiverse, David was shocked at his daughter's future "End The Simulation! NOW!!" A Flash of Light erases the Virtual Dark tomarrow the Empress had in store...

"Your child will unfortionately cause the end of time..." "Do you wish to keep child A-00001, David." "We Advise you to refuse it, David" "Remaining silent will be accepted as a refusal" "David, would you Accept the child" Those lines repeated untill "My Name...Is Snake!" "And her's is Kiara" The Old Shaman said "We're still shutting it down..." Snake was delighted as he saw his daughter, Kiara, For the first time..."

Basicly, A 10 minute version of the South Park Episode: Britney's New Look (Except The Sacrifice Ritual is to expand corn harvest in our dimention) takes up the Rest of the Episode

Stay gold, TOM, You'll be Appearing later in the series

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