Ranma the Amorous Over-sexed Nympho
Ryoga trodded through the forest with a heavy heart. For too long he had been away from Ranma, and it tore him apart.
"Ranma, for too long I have been away from you, and it's tearing me apart," thought the boy as he pushed away a branch that blocked his path, "If only I could gaze upon your slate blue eyes again..." The traveling martial artist was brought out of his musings as he heard an explosion in the distance...
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"It's too strong!" Cried the brunette as their combined powers struck the youma.
"Just keep going! My readings are showing that it doesn't have much longer before it collapses, "stated the blond, punching in calculations into the high tech palm pilot.
"I, *huff*, don't know how much longer I can hold out, I'm already completely exhausted!" panted the black haired one with the ponytail. The other three said nothing, standing in line with their compatriots and pouring as much collective energy as they could.
"I got it!" cried the blonde with the futuristic calculator, "We need to get closer together so that a more powerful energy matrix can be formed! Red cadet, put your leg in between Yellow Cadet's, Red, put your left hand close to brush blue's pelvis! Orange, move behind and wrap one arm tenderly around my torso. Purple, let me grind my pelvis sensuously into your backside..." The Yellow cadet gave out orders, and without letting up on the energy pour, all complied until the group of beautiful fighters were locked in a powerful, yet strangely provocative, multi-colored ball.
"It's working! I feel your energy combining with mine like we are one!" cried Cadet Orange, as their combined might became more enhanced.
"Yes, it is truly an uplifting feeling that I share with all of you! Like your closeness gives me strength to face the world!" exclaimed the Blue Cadet. Their combined powers formed a rainbow of energy that the demon could not withstand, and wailed out in pain. The Cadets almost faltered, but before they gave in, their opponent exploded in a brilliant color shower.
"We, we did it..." mumbled the thoroughly exhausted Yellow Cadet, crumbling to the ground, the transformation magic wearing off after the final drain of energy. The Yellow fighter's comrades soon joined in passing out.
Ryoga leapt down into to investigate the fallen group, putting aside that he had just found a Japanese town in the middle of the East European forest, and was extremely surprised at the site, almost suffering a fatal nosebleed...
"Biff? Chad? Marvin?
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"Would you like some more beer, Mr. Saotome?" Kasumi asked, raising another bottle to pour.
"Why yes, thank you dear," Genma replied, bringing his mug to bare, when the container broke off from it's handle. "What's this?"
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Soun gracefully moved through his kata after finishing his light spar with his friend. The Anything Goes master came to a rest, and went to join Genma, when a crash came from behind him.
"An omen," Soun breathed as he looked at the fallen shrine, "Something evil is coming." Upon the realization of what he just said, the Tendou patriarch rushed out the dojo to ball about it to his friend.
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Nabiki tried hard to concentrate on her ledger, failing to block out the moaning and wailing sounds coming from her younger sister's room. Nabiki took a deep breath and went back to writing, only to hear a crack.
"Huh? I know this pen is more durable then this."
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Akane ceased her wailing, and then screamed in frustration.
"DAMMIT! Batteries are dead!"
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A gray haired man in a meticulous business suit looked over the latest weapon that was to be sent out to destroy his hated foes that stand in his way, "Soon, my latest creation, you will be my ultimate of the code: Youma project, and the end to those cursed Kouhosei Senshi.
"Um, sir, you know it's been ready for a while now, how come we haven't released it to reign terror upon a hapless populace, attracting the attention of the currently weakened Kouhosei Senshi. At their state they would be almost defenseless against it.
The gray haired man, Sensei Akuyashi was his name by the way, blinked at the recommendation, "yes, make it so, glad I thought of it."
"You couldn't think if we shoved a nine-volt up your ass to jumpstart your damn..." the second mumbled as she initiated the transport commands
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"Genma! Something evil is heading this way!" cried Soun, running and grasping his friend's gi.
"Now, Tendou old pal, what's got you so worried?"
"I... I fear the mas... that 'he' may be..." Soun couldn't continue as he started to ball even heavier into his friend's shirt. Genma moved his arms around in a comforting hug.
"There, there. Nothing to be this upset about, now." Genma continued to try to console his whining training partner, when both of them suddenly stopped. Soun pulled his face from the stout man's gi, and they looked into each other's eyes...
Then promptly put some distance between each other
"Uh, how about a BEER, Tendou old BUDDY. Old TRAINING partner!"
"Yes, a MANLY beer may be just the thing to calm my nerves.
"Yes, and while we're at it, let's look at pictures of naked WOMEN! It's the MANLY thing to do."
"I agree, STRICTLY friend that I have NO interest in other than completely platonic." Soun had forgotten about the omen.
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Ranma had gone to make himself a sandwich, and was detoured as there was a knock at the door, "Yo, what can I..."
"Ranma? When did you start working at the Munich Hospital?" Ryoga asked out loud, "Oh Ranma, to volunteer your time to help those in another country, how selfless you are." Was the thought that ran through his mind.
"Me-uun-iku?" Ranma enquired, "Whatja babbling about, Porky?" Ranma then blinked as he saw the five weary, yet still extra-ordinarily handsome guy standing behind his rival, "Who're they?"
Ryoga blinked, remembering about his companions, and became slightly nervous, "Well, um, that is, well... ha ha ha haaaa."
"Been out in the sun too long, bacon brain? I think you're noggin's starting to sizzle." Ryoga growled at Ranma's taunt, he had to overlook the pigtailed boy's shortcomings; one of the foundations of a relationship was tolerance.
"Oh, hello Ryoga, I see you've brought guests along?" Kasumi said at the door, saving everyone from an awkward situation, "Would you all like to come in? I can prepare some tea if you'd like."
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"Um, I would think you would be a bit more, um, private about this," Akane stated, a bit puzzled at how forward the five men were.
"No, we believe that by being open about it, we won't fuel people's intolerances by ignorance," Stated Marvin, the strikingly handsome blond man.
"I... see."
"Well I for one would rather not have a secret identity. I'm just like 'Here I am World! Accept me for who I am! A Binashi Kouhosei Niji Senshi'!" proclaimed shorthaired chestnut haired man, standing up and striking a pose.
"Sit down Biff, you're making a scene," reprimanded Chad as he started tugging on the other man's pant leg.
Biff looked chagrined, "I'm sorry if I upset you, Chad," he said as he quietly sat back down.
"Aww, you didn't upset me. Look, I just want you to behave, okay?"
Biff blushed, "O-okay."
"Er... right..." said Nabiki before turning to the guest they already knew, "Ryoga, tell us how you came to know these... gentlemen?"
"HUH? HAHAHAHAAAA! You see, it's a really funny story and..."
Mike stopped sipping his tea, and decided to be helpful, "He wandered into the nightclub those three frequent and got gang ban..."
"YES! I GOT GANG BANE! You know how those multiple injuries just pop up with us martial artists, all that training can cause lots of injuries!" interrupted Ryoga, his hand over the pony tailed man's mouth.
After the explanation, Ryoga relaxed, "And stretch marks around your fudge ho-" Ryoga's hand went back to Mike's mouth.
"Yo, Porker, why you acting so nervous?"
"WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" Growled the raven-haired and meticulously groomed man.
"Calm down, Jin, he didn't mean anything by it," placated Marvin over his cup, "Ranma, I notice you have consistently insulted poor Ryoga here with pig references..."
"Well, that's because he turns into a..." Ranma started.
"No, no, allow me to finish. Perhaps your porcine references stem from some sort of insecurity you feel towards your friend here. Belittling him in order to keep an emotional distance betwixt you."
"Hey, I ain't insecure about noth'n," proclaimed Ranma.
Marvin reached into the satchel he had with him, and started to pull out something, "Ranma, I think I may have something for you that may explain a few things, and show you that you don't need to hide your feelings..."
Ryoga's eye caught the blue book, only needing to read the title to 'Am I...'
"What the hell's wrong with you, Ryoga?" Ranma asked, incredulously.
"This... isn't proper behavior in someone else's home!" Marvin stated a bit aggravated, trying to dislodge Ryoga's body from his satchel.
"Ranma isn't much for reading! He REALLY doesn't need to see this yet!" Ryoga stated, still holding his body on the satchel, like a soldier that just dove on a grenade to save his comrades.
"You're acting pretty screwy with these guys around," Akane stated, staring curiously at the fanged boy.
"JUST what are you trying to imply?" Jin growled as he shot to standing.
"Oh, sit down, she didn't mean anything by it," commanded Marvin.
"Annnyyyyways, exactly what happened to you guys? You looked like you were pretty beat," said Akane, attempting to quell a scene before it started.
"We had fought a powerful youma, created by most vile individuals that wants to enslave all of society," stated Mike calmly.
"A demon created by an evil organization or kingdom that is bent on taking over our dimension, I presume," Nabiki asked with a half lidded stare.
"Oh no! They're members of the Diet! They want ultimate conformity of everyone to fit in their views!" cried Biff adamantly.
"Well, this IS Japan," Akane said in a monotone voice.
"But they want to uniform lifestyle for everyone, the complete and perfect cardboard cutout society that would be their image of Utopia." Chad supplied, while attempting to calm down Biff.
"Well, as my sister said, this is..." Nabiki started in the same monotone voice, "So, uh, who you guys work for?"
"We are fighting for the return of a glorious utopia, the Rainbow Kingdom!"
And then there was silence.
Mike broke the silence by sipping his tea.
Then silence reigned again.
"The... Rainbow kingdom?" Ranma asked incredulously, that had to be one of the most ridiculous things he had ever heard.
"You guys come up with that yourselves?" Nabiki was finding all this just a touch harder to swallow than the usual occurrences around the dojo.
"Wait... do you guys feel it? That exiting feeling of violation in the air." Marvin asked, sitting still as he felt for something.
"Yes, it's a powerful one, even stronger than anything we've faced before!" Chad stated nervously.
"Oh no! We haven't had time to fully recover yet!"
"Hey, you guys worried about something! No prob, I bet I can take care of it," Ranma stated confidently. Ryoga felt himself go a flutter at the proclamation.
"Oh Ranma, these are the moments that keep me up at night," the fanged boy thought to himself.
"Oh WOW! You're a fighter too?" Biff exclaimed with stars in his eyes, "What special attacks you have? Is it something cool like the Radiant Blue Surge? Or how about the Crimson..."
"Biff, you're babbling," chided Chad.
"Sorry."
"We have no time for this, the punk needs to stay home, its way too dangerous for him to get in the way," Jin growled.
"I'm afraid he's right, please just stay here, we wouldn't want to see you harmed," Marvin agreed.
"Hey! I..." Ranma started, before feeling Akane's hand on his shoulder. He grumbled under his breath, but didn't argue the point.
"Okay, let's go!" The five visitors quickly left to meet their latest challenge. Once they were a distance away, Ranma didn't look back as he quickly took to the roofs in pursuit.
"Ranma! I won't let any harm come to you!" Ryoga adamantly stated as he rushed after his rival/interest, keeping a close (and pleased) eye on him.
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"Crimson Courage, SUIT UP!" Jin touched the rainbow dangling earring on his right ear, beginning his Senshi transformation.
"Purple Unconscious Love, SUIT UP!" Shouted Mike, starting his transformation.
"Blue Desire, SUIT UP!" Chad touched his earring.
"Orange Healthy Curiosity, SUIT UP!" Biff started his transformation.
IN the place of five men around the age of twenty, stood five men dressed in colored cadet suits with military fold hats, small bowties around their necks, and hot pants. Sentinels of freedom of choice, five enemies of intolerance, five soldiers of blind love, the Binashi Kouhosei Niji Senshi.
"Over there! I see it!" cried Yellow, pointing up the street.
"It's so... big," mumbled Orange in awe.
"Eh, we can take it all," sniffed Red with his arms crossed.
"HA HA HA HAAAA!" Cried a disembodied voice of their great enemy, the master of the withering abominable mass heading towards them, "I hope you enjoy my latest Youma, the Sodimizer! It will be the last battle you ever take in!"
"We've taken bigger than this!" Blue attempted to bluff, though it had been the biggest he had seen. He was practically drooling in anticipation, of the battle.
"It's not the size that counts," said Sinister Sensei Akuyashi, "But allow the Sodimizer to prove itself to you."
"Yellow Freedom of Choice, SUIT UP!"
"And what took YOU so long?" Growled Red Kouhosei Senshi.
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"You're act of obliviousness is probably a safeguard from your true feelings of your peers. Perhaps this will enlighten you..."
Kuno thought back on the words of the foreigner as he looked through the book he was given. The kendoist found a lot of it making sense...
"And why would any man not want to look upon my majestic personage? I... the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High, lives to inspire awe in both woman and man!
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"Never mind that, we must destroy this evil, yet sensuously masculine, creature," Yellow stated, waving off the question, "ATTACK! GOLDEN SHOWER!!!"
The yellow cadet spun several times, then stopped as he dragged his hands from his waist to his chest, raising them into the air. Two beams of yellow energy shot from his palms into the sky, then split into several beams that rained down on the creature. The pink mass of dancing protrusions almost didn't seem to notice it.
"It's too powerful for single attacks! Let us use our new combined attack!" The other three nodded in agreement and moved into position.
"Was my hip supposed to be tilted like this?"
"It felt much more comfortable before..."
"Quit touching there, it's distracting!"
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Ranma watched from the roof of a nearby house, looking extremely puzzled.
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"Binashi Kouhosei Niji Senshi combined attack; RAINBOW ORGY!!!!" All five cried out, as their combined energy formed a rainbow matrix and slammed into the slowly approaching Youma. The creature's motion ceased for a bit, before it continued against the beam.
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Ranma braced to assist at the sign of the group in serious trouble.
"DON'T!"
Barely managing to arrest his leap, Ranma toppled onto his face, "What the?" The pigtailed boy found himself face to face with a rainbow colored weasel with a pink triangle on it's forehead.
"That Youma is too powerful for you to even consider fighting against, take this and you'll receive the power you'll need to help the Senshi."
"Huh? What's this?" Ranma asked, looking at the clip-on earring he was given.
"Put it on your right ear, and you'll know what to do next..."
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"WHERE ON EARTH AM I NOW?!?" Ryoga cried, enjoying the sensual feel of gelatin seeping over his body as an audience of Japanese businessmen looked on.
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Ranma looked down at the outfit he was wearing, completely mute. The cap on his head was a distraction, the vibrant almost glowing red color of it made him an incredibly visual target, the bowtie was nearly choking him, and the pants were way too tight to be maneuverable in. Lastly, there was something else about the outfit that made him feel... uncomfortable.
"You are a destined protector of the Rainbow Kingdom, and one of the most powerful of the Senshi; one of the 'Unseen color Senshi'. Your might comes from inferred," the talking weasel stated proudly.
Ranma was still mute as he stared at himself.
"You are actually reincarnated from the first Rainbow kingdom, brought back to defend freedom of..."
Ranma continued to stare at himself, not even acknowledging the speech of the weasel, or the masculine screams of violation in the background.
"Um, now would be a good time to help your fellow Kouhosei Senshi..."
Ranma answered by calmly taking off the earring, reverting back to his regular clothing, and walked away.
"Hey! Where you going?"
"Home."
"But... what about..."
Ranma didn't even look back.
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Ranma sat watching the TV, ignoring the guests who were sitting rather uncomfortably on extremely soft pillows. Nabiki wiped the tears from her eyes, trying to catch her breath, while Akane looked flushed and holding her own chuckles in.
"I'm gonna be aborting for weeks," grumbled Jin.
"At least it was somewhat gentle," Biff stated meekly.
"Oh my, I guess that is a good thing," Kasumi added in a serene voice, "would you like some more butt salve?"
Peace had been restored once again, thanks to the Binashi Kouhosei Niji Senshi.
Ryoga trodded through the forest with a heavy heart. For too long he had been away from Ranma, and it tore him apart.
"Ranma, for too long I have been away from you, and it's tearing me apart," thought the boy as he pushed away a branch that blocked his path, "If only I could gaze upon your slate blue eyes again..." The traveling martial artist was brought out of his musings as he heard an explosion in the distance...
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"It's too strong!" Cried the brunette as their combined powers struck the youma.
"Just keep going! My readings are showing that it doesn't have much longer before it collapses, "stated the blond, punching in calculations into the high tech palm pilot.
"I, *huff*, don't know how much longer I can hold out, I'm already completely exhausted!" panted the black haired one with the ponytail. The other three said nothing, standing in line with their compatriots and pouring as much collective energy as they could.
"I got it!" cried the blonde with the futuristic calculator, "We need to get closer together so that a more powerful energy matrix can be formed! Red cadet, put your leg in between Yellow Cadet's, Red, put your left hand close to brush blue's pelvis! Orange, move behind and wrap one arm tenderly around my torso. Purple, let me grind my pelvis sensuously into your backside..." The Yellow cadet gave out orders, and without letting up on the energy pour, all complied until the group of beautiful fighters were locked in a powerful, yet strangely provocative, multi-colored ball.
"It's working! I feel your energy combining with mine like we are one!" cried Cadet Orange, as their combined might became more enhanced.
"Yes, it is truly an uplifting feeling that I share with all of you! Like your closeness gives me strength to face the world!" exclaimed the Blue Cadet. Their combined powers formed a rainbow of energy that the demon could not withstand, and wailed out in pain. The Cadets almost faltered, but before they gave in, their opponent exploded in a brilliant color shower.
"We, we did it..." mumbled the thoroughly exhausted Yellow Cadet, crumbling to the ground, the transformation magic wearing off after the final drain of energy. The Yellow fighter's comrades soon joined in passing out.
Ryoga leapt down into to investigate the fallen group, putting aside that he had just found a Japanese town in the middle of the East European forest, and was extremely surprised at the site, almost suffering a fatal nosebleed...
"Biff? Chad? Marvin?
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"Would you like some more beer, Mr. Saotome?" Kasumi asked, raising another bottle to pour.
"Why yes, thank you dear," Genma replied, bringing his mug to bare, when the container broke off from it's handle. "What's this?"
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Soun gracefully moved through his kata after finishing his light spar with his friend. The Anything Goes master came to a rest, and went to join Genma, when a crash came from behind him.
"An omen," Soun breathed as he looked at the fallen shrine, "Something evil is coming." Upon the realization of what he just said, the Tendou patriarch rushed out the dojo to ball about it to his friend.
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Nabiki tried hard to concentrate on her ledger, failing to block out the moaning and wailing sounds coming from her younger sister's room. Nabiki took a deep breath and went back to writing, only to hear a crack.
"Huh? I know this pen is more durable then this."
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Akane ceased her wailing, and then screamed in frustration.
"DAMMIT! Batteries are dead!"
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A gray haired man in a meticulous business suit looked over the latest weapon that was to be sent out to destroy his hated foes that stand in his way, "Soon, my latest creation, you will be my ultimate of the code: Youma project, and the end to those cursed Kouhosei Senshi.
"Um, sir, you know it's been ready for a while now, how come we haven't released it to reign terror upon a hapless populace, attracting the attention of the currently weakened Kouhosei Senshi. At their state they would be almost defenseless against it.
The gray haired man, Sensei Akuyashi was his name by the way, blinked at the recommendation, "yes, make it so, glad I thought of it."
"You couldn't think if we shoved a nine-volt up your ass to jumpstart your damn..." the second mumbled as she initiated the transport commands
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"Genma! Something evil is heading this way!" cried Soun, running and grasping his friend's gi.
"Now, Tendou old pal, what's got you so worried?"
"I... I fear the mas... that 'he' may be..." Soun couldn't continue as he started to ball even heavier into his friend's shirt. Genma moved his arms around in a comforting hug.
"There, there. Nothing to be this upset about, now." Genma continued to try to console his whining training partner, when both of them suddenly stopped. Soun pulled his face from the stout man's gi, and they looked into each other's eyes...
Then promptly put some distance between each other
"Uh, how about a BEER, Tendou old BUDDY. Old TRAINING partner!"
"Yes, a MANLY beer may be just the thing to calm my nerves.
"Yes, and while we're at it, let's look at pictures of naked WOMEN! It's the MANLY thing to do."
"I agree, STRICTLY friend that I have NO interest in other than completely platonic." Soun had forgotten about the omen.
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Ranma had gone to make himself a sandwich, and was detoured as there was a knock at the door, "Yo, what can I..."
"Ranma? When did you start working at the Munich Hospital?" Ryoga asked out loud, "Oh Ranma, to volunteer your time to help those in another country, how selfless you are." Was the thought that ran through his mind.
"Me-uun-iku?" Ranma enquired, "Whatja babbling about, Porky?" Ranma then blinked as he saw the five weary, yet still extra-ordinarily handsome guy standing behind his rival, "Who're they?"
Ryoga blinked, remembering about his companions, and became slightly nervous, "Well, um, that is, well... ha ha ha haaaa."
"Been out in the sun too long, bacon brain? I think you're noggin's starting to sizzle." Ryoga growled at Ranma's taunt, he had to overlook the pigtailed boy's shortcomings; one of the foundations of a relationship was tolerance.
"Oh, hello Ryoga, I see you've brought guests along?" Kasumi said at the door, saving everyone from an awkward situation, "Would you all like to come in? I can prepare some tea if you'd like."
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"Um, I would think you would be a bit more, um, private about this," Akane stated, a bit puzzled at how forward the five men were.
"No, we believe that by being open about it, we won't fuel people's intolerances by ignorance," Stated Marvin, the strikingly handsome blond man.
"I... see."
"Well I for one would rather not have a secret identity. I'm just like 'Here I am World! Accept me for who I am! A Binashi Kouhosei Niji Senshi'!" proclaimed shorthaired chestnut haired man, standing up and striking a pose.
"Sit down Biff, you're making a scene," reprimanded Chad as he started tugging on the other man's pant leg.
Biff looked chagrined, "I'm sorry if I upset you, Chad," he said as he quietly sat back down.
"Aww, you didn't upset me. Look, I just want you to behave, okay?"
Biff blushed, "O-okay."
"Er... right..." said Nabiki before turning to the guest they already knew, "Ryoga, tell us how you came to know these... gentlemen?"
"HUH? HAHAHAHAAAA! You see, it's a really funny story and..."
Mike stopped sipping his tea, and decided to be helpful, "He wandered into the nightclub those three frequent and got gang ban..."
"YES! I GOT GANG BANE! You know how those multiple injuries just pop up with us martial artists, all that training can cause lots of injuries!" interrupted Ryoga, his hand over the pony tailed man's mouth.
After the explanation, Ryoga relaxed, "And stretch marks around your fudge ho-" Ryoga's hand went back to Mike's mouth.
"Yo, Porker, why you acting so nervous?"
"WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?" Growled the raven-haired and meticulously groomed man.
"Calm down, Jin, he didn't mean anything by it," placated Marvin over his cup, "Ranma, I notice you have consistently insulted poor Ryoga here with pig references..."
"Well, that's because he turns into a..." Ranma started.
"No, no, allow me to finish. Perhaps your porcine references stem from some sort of insecurity you feel towards your friend here. Belittling him in order to keep an emotional distance betwixt you."
"Hey, I ain't insecure about noth'n," proclaimed Ranma.
Marvin reached into the satchel he had with him, and started to pull out something, "Ranma, I think I may have something for you that may explain a few things, and show you that you don't need to hide your feelings..."
Ryoga's eye caught the blue book, only needing to read the title to 'Am I...'
"What the hell's wrong with you, Ryoga?" Ranma asked, incredulously.
"This... isn't proper behavior in someone else's home!" Marvin stated a bit aggravated, trying to dislodge Ryoga's body from his satchel.
"Ranma isn't much for reading! He REALLY doesn't need to see this yet!" Ryoga stated, still holding his body on the satchel, like a soldier that just dove on a grenade to save his comrades.
"You're acting pretty screwy with these guys around," Akane stated, staring curiously at the fanged boy.
"JUST what are you trying to imply?" Jin growled as he shot to standing.
"Oh, sit down, she didn't mean anything by it," commanded Marvin.
"Annnyyyyways, exactly what happened to you guys? You looked like you were pretty beat," said Akane, attempting to quell a scene before it started.
"We had fought a powerful youma, created by most vile individuals that wants to enslave all of society," stated Mike calmly.
"A demon created by an evil organization or kingdom that is bent on taking over our dimension, I presume," Nabiki asked with a half lidded stare.
"Oh no! They're members of the Diet! They want ultimate conformity of everyone to fit in their views!" cried Biff adamantly.
"Well, this IS Japan," Akane said in a monotone voice.
"But they want to uniform lifestyle for everyone, the complete and perfect cardboard cutout society that would be their image of Utopia." Chad supplied, while attempting to calm down Biff.
"Well, as my sister said, this is..." Nabiki started in the same monotone voice, "So, uh, who you guys work for?"
"We are fighting for the return of a glorious utopia, the Rainbow Kingdom!"
And then there was silence.
Mike broke the silence by sipping his tea.
Then silence reigned again.
"The... Rainbow kingdom?" Ranma asked incredulously, that had to be one of the most ridiculous things he had ever heard.
"You guys come up with that yourselves?" Nabiki was finding all this just a touch harder to swallow than the usual occurrences around the dojo.
"Wait... do you guys feel it? That exiting feeling of violation in the air." Marvin asked, sitting still as he felt for something.
"Yes, it's a powerful one, even stronger than anything we've faced before!" Chad stated nervously.
"Oh no! We haven't had time to fully recover yet!"
"Hey, you guys worried about something! No prob, I bet I can take care of it," Ranma stated confidently. Ryoga felt himself go a flutter at the proclamation.
"Oh Ranma, these are the moments that keep me up at night," the fanged boy thought to himself.
"Oh WOW! You're a fighter too?" Biff exclaimed with stars in his eyes, "What special attacks you have? Is it something cool like the Radiant Blue Surge? Or how about the Crimson..."
"Biff, you're babbling," chided Chad.
"Sorry."
"We have no time for this, the punk needs to stay home, its way too dangerous for him to get in the way," Jin growled.
"I'm afraid he's right, please just stay here, we wouldn't want to see you harmed," Marvin agreed.
"Hey! I..." Ranma started, before feeling Akane's hand on his shoulder. He grumbled under his breath, but didn't argue the point.
"Okay, let's go!" The five visitors quickly left to meet their latest challenge. Once they were a distance away, Ranma didn't look back as he quickly took to the roofs in pursuit.
"Ranma! I won't let any harm come to you!" Ryoga adamantly stated as he rushed after his rival/interest, keeping a close (and pleased) eye on him.
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"Crimson Courage, SUIT UP!" Jin touched the rainbow dangling earring on his right ear, beginning his Senshi transformation.
"Purple Unconscious Love, SUIT UP!" Shouted Mike, starting his transformation.
"Blue Desire, SUIT UP!" Chad touched his earring.
"Orange Healthy Curiosity, SUIT UP!" Biff started his transformation.
IN the place of five men around the age of twenty, stood five men dressed in colored cadet suits with military fold hats, small bowties around their necks, and hot pants. Sentinels of freedom of choice, five enemies of intolerance, five soldiers of blind love, the Binashi Kouhosei Niji Senshi.
"Over there! I see it!" cried Yellow, pointing up the street.
"It's so... big," mumbled Orange in awe.
"Eh, we can take it all," sniffed Red with his arms crossed.
"HA HA HA HAAAA!" Cried a disembodied voice of their great enemy, the master of the withering abominable mass heading towards them, "I hope you enjoy my latest Youma, the Sodimizer! It will be the last battle you ever take in!"
"We've taken bigger than this!" Blue attempted to bluff, though it had been the biggest he had seen. He was practically drooling in anticipation, of the battle.
"It's not the size that counts," said Sinister Sensei Akuyashi, "But allow the Sodimizer to prove itself to you."
"Yellow Freedom of Choice, SUIT UP!"
"And what took YOU so long?" Growled Red Kouhosei Senshi.
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"You're act of obliviousness is probably a safeguard from your true feelings of your peers. Perhaps this will enlighten you..."
Kuno thought back on the words of the foreigner as he looked through the book he was given. The kendoist found a lot of it making sense...
"And why would any man not want to look upon my majestic personage? I... the Blue Thunder of Furinkan High, lives to inspire awe in both woman and man!
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"Never mind that, we must destroy this evil, yet sensuously masculine, creature," Yellow stated, waving off the question, "ATTACK! GOLDEN SHOWER!!!"
The yellow cadet spun several times, then stopped as he dragged his hands from his waist to his chest, raising them into the air. Two beams of yellow energy shot from his palms into the sky, then split into several beams that rained down on the creature. The pink mass of dancing protrusions almost didn't seem to notice it.
"It's too powerful for single attacks! Let us use our new combined attack!" The other three nodded in agreement and moved into position.
"Was my hip supposed to be tilted like this?"
"It felt much more comfortable before..."
"Quit touching there, it's distracting!"
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Ranma watched from the roof of a nearby house, looking extremely puzzled.
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"Binashi Kouhosei Niji Senshi combined attack; RAINBOW ORGY!!!!" All five cried out, as their combined energy formed a rainbow matrix and slammed into the slowly approaching Youma. The creature's motion ceased for a bit, before it continued against the beam.
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Ranma braced to assist at the sign of the group in serious trouble.
"DON'T!"
Barely managing to arrest his leap, Ranma toppled onto his face, "What the?" The pigtailed boy found himself face to face with a rainbow colored weasel with a pink triangle on it's forehead.
"That Youma is too powerful for you to even consider fighting against, take this and you'll receive the power you'll need to help the Senshi."
"Huh? What's this?" Ranma asked, looking at the clip-on earring he was given.
"Put it on your right ear, and you'll know what to do next..."
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"WHERE ON EARTH AM I NOW?!?" Ryoga cried, enjoying the sensual feel of gelatin seeping over his body as an audience of Japanese businessmen looked on.
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Ranma looked down at the outfit he was wearing, completely mute. The cap on his head was a distraction, the vibrant almost glowing red color of it made him an incredibly visual target, the bowtie was nearly choking him, and the pants were way too tight to be maneuverable in. Lastly, there was something else about the outfit that made him feel... uncomfortable.
"You are a destined protector of the Rainbow Kingdom, and one of the most powerful of the Senshi; one of the 'Unseen color Senshi'. Your might comes from inferred," the talking weasel stated proudly.
Ranma was still mute as he stared at himself.
"You are actually reincarnated from the first Rainbow kingdom, brought back to defend freedom of..."
Ranma continued to stare at himself, not even acknowledging the speech of the weasel, or the masculine screams of violation in the background.
"Um, now would be a good time to help your fellow Kouhosei Senshi..."
Ranma answered by calmly taking off the earring, reverting back to his regular clothing, and walked away.
"Hey! Where you going?"
"Home."
"But... what about..."
Ranma didn't even look back.
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Ranma sat watching the TV, ignoring the guests who were sitting rather uncomfortably on extremely soft pillows. Nabiki wiped the tears from her eyes, trying to catch her breath, while Akane looked flushed and holding her own chuckles in.
"I'm gonna be aborting for weeks," grumbled Jin.
"At least it was somewhat gentle," Biff stated meekly.
"Oh my, I guess that is a good thing," Kasumi added in a serene voice, "would you like some more butt salve?"
Peace had been restored once again, thanks to the Binashi Kouhosei Niji Senshi.