Dance of the Flower Petals Chapter 7: Surprise, Hinata!, a naruto fanfic

Me: ... heheh I left thee with a cliffy there, didn't I?

Kuro: hey, what about me? something weird happened to me back in the end of chappy 5...

me: I'm on it!

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(Touka POV, bitches)

"How do you know my name?" Haku asks, kunai pressing against my neck.

If this were a fanfiction, this'd be a pretty evil place to leave a cliffhanger. I mean, come on! Haku is my favorite character in Naruto period, the anime guy I've had a crush on the longest. I SEWED A FREAKING DOLL OF HIM BEFORE I SWITCHED! (not that it's very good. it's a pretty ugly doll. but I still sleep with it, so I think that helps start to describe the Amount of Fangirl I have over this guy.)

"Umm..." my mind races. I hadn't exactly been planning on losing control like I did and squealing the object of my obsession's name, so I had no idea what to do...

(Kiba POV)

Where were Shino, Hinata and Kurenai-sensei? They were ten minutes late...

I was beginning to wonder if they were with Kakashi somewhere when Neji came running up.

"KIBA!" He yelled. "Something's gone terribly wrong with Hinata-sama!"

"W-what?" I stuttered intelligently.

Neji grabbed my elbow and dragged me all the way to the Hyuuga complex, which was on the other side of town (he very nearly wrenched my arm out of its socket).

Hinata was in her bed, still in her pajamas, looking extremely angry.

"I told you I'm not Hinata!" She yelled as we came in.

Neji rolled his eyes. "Okay, I believe you. You're not Hinata-sama." I could tell by his tone that Neji did not, in fact, believe Hinata in the slightest. "Who are you, then?"

"Oumagatoki Kuroko," she said flatly. "My body's been switched with Hinata. I originally live in a world where you're all anime characters. Questions?"

I stared at her a long time. "Really?"

'Kuroko' gave me a glare that could have Morino Ibiki shaking in his boots. "Really."

Shino appeared in a poof of bugs (a/n: eww). "Either she's really who she says she is, or the pressure of being in the Main House has driven Hinata insane."

I gasped. There was something seriously wrong with my teammate! "We should take her to get help immediately."

Hinata stood up. "You're taking me to the hospital?" She glared again, and I trembled involuntarily.

"Y-yes...?"

"GUESS AGAIN, BITCH!" Hinata started forming hand seals. "Katon: Goukyakyu no Jutsu!"

She took a deep breath and... no fire came out.

"What?!?" the girl formed the hand-seals again. "Katon: Goukyakyu no Jutsu!"

Still, no fire.

"She really does think she's someone else," Neji said, shocked. "Hinata-sama has a water chakra signature..."

'Kuroko' smirked. "That because I'm not Hinata. But, I am in her body... let's see what happens when I focus my chakra too my eyes. BYAKUGAN!"

Her eyes widened and Byakugan activated...

"AHHH!" she yelled. "How do I turn it off... that's more than I need to see!" She covered her eyes. "Eww... Nothing helps!"

Maybe she isn't Hinata. Hinata would never freak out over her Byakugan.

(Haku POV)

"Well?" I asked, pressing the kunai tighter, making a thin cut on her neck. "How do you know my name?"

"Umm..." her voice is frantic. "I read the bingo book?"

"Hunter-nin don't get put in the bingo book, Sakura," her jounin sensei sad tiredly. "Just tell him how you know his name so we can all go to Tazuna's house and eat something." His stomache grumbled and the Peachy Girl giggled slightly.

She looked down and said, "I can foresee the future."

"The way you're hiding your face, and your tone of voice, imply that you're lying," Kakashi said boredly.

Peachy Girl chuckled. "I used to say that to Yuki-chan all the time..." she mumbled, almost sadly.

"Speak up, Sakura," her jounin sensei yawned. "I can't hear you."

Sakura looked up and glared at him. "Hey, if you were in my situation you'd have lost control long before I did."

"Your situation being...?"

The Peachy Girl smiled sadly. "Those books you read, Kakashi-sensei. Would you say that Icha-Icha Paradise is your favorite series?"

Kakashi nodded hesitantly. "Yes..."

"Well..." She slowly brought her head up to look Kakashi in the eye (he had covered up his sharingan again). "If you were stuck in that story..."

Kakashi, form what I could see of his face, looked confused. "Go on..."

Peachy Girl straightened. "In the body of one of the characters..."

Kakashi acquired a perverted expression (maybe she shouldn't have picked Icha Icha Paradise as an example).

"A character you didn't think was all that great... a little more than a year before the story starts... how long would you last before you screwed the story up?"

Kakashi tilted his head to the side. "... With all the hot girls in Icha icha? ... Not long."

Sakura smirked. "Exactly. I lasted about a month fully acting out the part of Sakura, but soon I got sick of crushing on Sasuke, who I find ever so slightly disgusting. After that... I started to alter her character, slowly. First, I let her have a whole 'Grand Realization of Sasuke's Jerkiness,' then I got rid of the fangirl moments..."

"Considering the situation you're in now, I think the fangirl moments have all stopped," The duck-tail-headed boy said sarcastically.

The Peachy Girl's response was to give him a look that made me wonder if she had several annoying younger siblings at home to practice it on. "Shut up, emo kid. I'm not done."

"Wait..." Kakashi said. "You're someone else stuck in Sakura's body and wherever you come from we're all a story?"

"Not just a story. One of my favorites."

"Then what's your name really?" Blondie asked.

"Where are you from?" Asked duck-tailed-boy.

Sakura (or whatever her real name was) giggled. "It's a face you know well... you're correct, Sasuke, I have little control over my Fangirl Moments unless I let them out, which I haven't been able to do while on this mission, because that would look weird. Hence the hottie pinning me to a tree. Usually, when I let my Fangirlness out, I henge into what I really look like."

"A face we know well?" Blondie asked confused.

'Sakura' grinned. "Here's a hint... she's loud and rude... she sings a lot... and my real name has something to do with peaches."

"Peaches? I don't know anyone like that..."

So that's where the title 'Peachy Girl' came from... hey wait! She called me a hottie? ... And she hasn't even seen my face... obviously, my face is shown in the series. So it's either a TV show, a movie, a manga, or an anime.

... I'm pinning a girl who finds me hot to a tree.

This is awkward.

(Hinata POV)

"So... all our lives... is just an anime? So anything I do doesn't matter?" My mind was in a whirl. Sakura was Touka, Touka was Sakura, I was in someone else's body and they were in mine.

"Yes," Sakura laughed. She was henge'd into herself to take away from the confusion (which helped a little, but not by much).

"Oh..." I whisper. "...I still don't get it."

"That's okay," Sakura said, "Especially since Kuro-chan's brothers both don't live in Kuro-chan's house-- they live... I don't know where they live." She furrowed her brow. "I know they exist, but I've never seen them." Sakura laughed.

"Oh, yeah," Sakura added, "You have asthma. Don't push yourself."

(Kuroko POV)

"Okay, we believe you," Kiba said. "... Why are you smiling."

"Hinata doesn't have my condition," I realized. "I CAN RUN FOR AS LONG AS I WANT AND NOT STOP BECAUSE OF ANNOYING WHEEZING!"

I dashed off and started running laps around Konoha.

(Naruto POV)

"I still don't get it!" I point out. "Who are you?"

"You don't recognize me, Naru-chan?" Sakura-chan's... err... the girl in Sakura-chan's body's... voice took on a light, happy tone, "And I thought we were friends..."

"Wait, give me a minute, you're starting to seem familiar," Sasuke said, glaring.

"Haku-kun, ---eep, sorry, didn't mean ta call you that!-- would you please let me go? I promise not to leave... I needs to jog this guy's memory."

"No," Haku said, though he was shaking slightly. "I still need to know one thing."

"Neeee? What is it, Haku, what is it?" The girl asked excitedly. "I promise to tell you! ... As long as it's not about math. 'Cuz I suck at math. I'm in the advanced class, but I'm at the bottom of it."

He leaned forward and whispered something in her ear (her face went all red).

(Touka POV)

"Where did you get Those Peaches?" Haku asked quietly. "I need to know..."

I somehow managed not to melt on the spot (but I was, on the inside). "Konoha, the Village Hidden in the Leaves. Why?"

"Where in Konoha?" he pressed. "I need to know."

"Ahhh..." This is embarrassing. This situation, I definitely did not plan for. "I grew them."

"You did?" he was skeptical. "How?"

"I infused my chakra with the tree to speed its growth. It also makes the peaches bigger and less likely to be bug-infested. And not that I don't enjoy being pressed to a tree by a pointy object, but Zabuza's probably gonna wake up soon, so you should go."

"...You have a point there," Haku said. Then, he stopped using the kunai to pressure my neck and backed away. He took hold of Zabuza's (not really dead) body and teleported (or something like teleporting-ed) away.

Immediately, I sprang into action.

"NARU-CHAAAAAN!" Running up to death-glomp Naruto, I gave him what was most likely the biggest hug of his life. "Why don't you know who I am?"

"T-T-Touka-chan?!?" Naruto gasped.

"Yup! Here, just to make thing a little easier on you... HENGE!" I transformed into 'Touka-Form.'

"Technically speaking, this is what I looked like at the age of eleven, since I don't really know what I look like now," I note, fiddling with my short hair, "But hey! I'm still taller than Chicken-asshead here, so I'm okay with that." I stuck my tongue out at Sasuke as maturely as was currently possible, then hug Naru-chan tighter. "I win..."

"Do you have a height complex?" Kakashi asked boredly.

I giggled and nodded spastically. "My goal is Orochimaru!"

This startled him (ha! I broke his lifelong boredness!). "Orochimaru?"

"Yup! He's pretty tall you know..." I said, "Like, seven foot something, at least. But I'm gonna be TALLER. I'm gonna be so tall, the average woman is taller than the average man!"

Kakashi just stared at me blankly. "... And I thought Naruto's dreams were stupid."

I furrowed my eyebrows at the grey-haired procrastinator. "Be nice," I scolded, sounding suspiciously like my dad. this is something he says whenever my siblings fight (or when I pimp-slap them for reading fanfictions over my shoulder).

Sasuke growls animalistic-ally. "Get... off... of him..."

(Sasuke POV)

Haku steps away from the girl who's switched with Sakura, and she immediately runs up to Naruto and hugs him, proving herself to be the girl who told me she doesn't hug her little siblings.

The world turns red and all I see is her, hugging him, and him, not minding.

"Get... off... of him..." I growl. "GET OFF OF NARUTO!"

Surprisingly, she complies.

"Okay, okay, cool it!" Touka laughs. "I have released your property. Don't sue me for trespassing."

"HEY!" Naruto yells. "Since when was I Teme's property!"

Touka smirks. "Fanfiction, my friend, fanfiction."

"People write those for Icha Icha," Kakashi notes. "They're not very good. They all think they can write smut as well a Jiraiya-sama..." he clicks his tongue disapprovingly.

"Maybe I'll read that book, so I can write some crack fics," Touka notes. "Little funny one-shots to boost people's humor... damn. I'm not old enough to get a copy..."

"You can borrow mine," Kakashi offers, "But only if you promise to write fanfiction afterwards."

"Okay," Touka laughs, "But only because I haven't yet found a really good book since I showed up in this place. How do you guys survive without Harry Potter?" she wondered. "Or The Beatles? This dimension has a lack of literature skills and a lack of music skills!"

"Em-hem!" Tazuna coughs. "Shouldn't we be going?"

(Kakashi POV)

On the downside, I was weakened and needed crutches. On the upside, I finally got some food.

"Incidentally..." I asked, looking at my students, "Which one of you stole my breakfast?"

Sakura-- I mean Touka-- giggled. "That was me," she admitted.

"If you knew that I was going to fight Zabuza, why did you do that?"

Touka hung her head. "Sorry, Kakashi-sensei. I guess I wasn't really thinking. I would've stolen Sasuke's breakfast, but he ate it too fast."

Sasuke glared at Touka. "I hate you," he said.

Touka grinned back at him. "I get that a lot from someone back home... she doesn't mean it either."

"No, I seriously hate you," Sasuke muttered.

"Aww, you know you love me," Touka teased, hugging Naruto.

Sasuke bristled. "LET GO OF HIM!"

"We all agreed that he doesn't belong to you, so what say do you have over who hugs him?" She stuck out her tongue.

"Let go of him," Sasuke repeated.

Touka released the dobe, chuckling slightly. "Okay, okay, I let go if him. Happy now?" She raised her eyebrows questioningly.

Sasuke smirked. "Yes."

"Em-hem!" I coughed. "Anyway, since you were the one that took the gennin exams and passed them, Touka, you're still a ninja of Konoha, so you can't back out here."

"Why I wanna to do that?" Touka asked. "Besides, I wanna stay on this mission. --Has ulterior motives."

"Ulterior motives?" I asked suspiciously.

Touka nodded. "Since I already know about things that are going to happen... or thing that have happened that were important enough for people to flash back on them... there are a lot of stupid situations I'm hoping to fix."

"Like that cat, Tora?" Sasuke asked. "You told its owner to take better care of it '

"Yes!" Touka said excitedly. "But I'm gonna help people, too! Do you know how many characters in this series have really stupid situations, need a few words of comfort or even just a friend?" She sighed. "To fix problems, and to make friends-- that's my goal here!"

I sighed. "Are you always this hyper?"

"Only on Tuesdays-- Just kidding." She sighed. "Sorry, inside joke, you wouldn't get it. ... If I overstuff myself or get on sugar crash I get real sleepy, and I don't do so great when I'm sleepy," Touka laughed, "But don't worry. If it's a mission, the danger of being killed-- whether it's something I'm fabricating to keep myself alert or not-- is enough to keep me awake."

"It better be," I said, "Because I think that Haku kid you're so fond of and Zabuza are in cahoots."

(Haku POV)

"Hey, Haku," One of the demon brothers said, poking me in the arm. "I heard about your little girlfriend."

"She's not my girlfriend," I said annoyedly. I'm beginning to understand why Zabuza enjoys scaring these two so much.

"But you accepted her gift," the other one teased.

I glared at them both. "Shut. Up."

"Ah, let them have their fun," Zabuza chuckled. "Besides, you brought this apon yourself. Pinning her to a tree like that..."

"..." I did not want to talk about this. "You wounds might be infected, Zabuza-san. I'll go get you some herbs."

Just then, Gatou walked in.

"Aren't you supposed to the the great demon of the Mist? WHY IS THE OLD FART STILL ALIVE?!? And you're injured, too..." He raised a hand to strike Zabuza, but I ran up and grabbed the offending arm and twisted it until it broke.

"Leave Zabuza-san alone," I hissed. Maybe I'd go for herbs later...

"Oh, Haku," Gatou noted. "That reminds me. I heard about your little girlfriend..."

Or maybe not.

(Hinata POV)

"So... it's ALL an anime?" I gasped. "All my life-- my secrets? Out in the open..."

"Yep," said one of the people who was friends with the two girls that Sakura and I had switched with. "Pretty much. I'm Banshou, by the way."

"Wait... so... my crush on Naruto?!?" I squeaked. "You all knew about that?"

Sakura rolled her eyes. "Hinata, even I knew about that. It's pretty damn obvious."

"Oh..." I fell over, eyes spinning, face red.

One of the others (I think her name was Kei) laughed. "Don't worry, Hina-chan. Naruto's clueless, he hasn't figured this out yet."

Hinata hung her head. "You're right about that..." she admitted.

"Anyway," Sakura noted, "Wanna watch some anime? I wanna see what Touka's done to me this time..."

Me: that's where I felt like leaving it off.

Kuro: stop focusing on Haku and POST MORE YAOI!

Me: ... I'll try!

Touka: next time, on dance of the flower petals, kuro-chan gets settled into konoha, and hinata has an encounter with the fanbase. I'm gonna encounter mah fave episode... EPISODE 12! HAKU IN A PINK DRESS

Sasuke: Wow, she's worse than Sakura!

Me: yes, I am. Please review!å