Round 1
A/N: Thank you all for your many interesting questions, and while all will be answered for this chapter, in the future, if you have more than five questions at once, none of them will be answered. You're allowed to ask five per chapter, so that means every chapter, you can ask five questions. Thank you, and enjoy.
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I own nothing! That being said, on to the questions!
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Tokokono:
Master Tigress; Throughout the movie, you showed great levels of hatred towards Po, but was that how you really felt about him? XD
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Tigress: I will admit to being surprised by the fact he was chosen as Dragon Warrior, but I respect Master Oogway's wishes and will trust his wisdom.
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Kippis05:
This one's for Tai Lung: Why the hell didn't you just give up when Po explained the Dragon Scroll's symbolism to you? Don't take it the wrong way, please...
For Po: Can you cook anything besides Secret Ingredient Soup?
One for Tigress: What are your thoughts (good, bad, romantic, homicidal) on Dragon Warrior Master Grand Marshall... Po?
And of course Master Shifu: Did you ever get Master Oogway's staff fixed?
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Tai Lung: That clearly was a false Dragon Scroll designed to throw me off, you fool! I am the only one worthy of the Dragon Scroll, and no matter what those idiots say, that stupid, fat panda does not deserve the title of Dragon Warrior!
Po: Yeah! My dad taught me all kinds of cool stuff! And, uh, Tai? I did kinda hand you your . Sorry, man, but it's true. You were defeated by my pure awesomeness!! Sha-fa-booey!
Tigress: He has earned my respect and his place at the Jade Palace. Where you all get the idea I have romantic feelings towards him is beyond me, and Po, Shifu did tell you to work on you humility. Try to control yourself.
Master Shifu: The magic that once bound his staff can never be restored, but yes, I have 'fixed' it as best I was able, and Tigress is correct, Po. If you are to be the true Dragon Warrior, you need to learn humility.
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wolf-deamon333:
i have one for my favoret Master Crane... Can i take you home with me!?
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Crane: Um, yeah, I kind of have other, um, practicing to do. You seem really sweet and all, but, um, yeah, practicing and calligraphy, I don't have time, sorry.
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RekonNairu:
For Po: Didn't you ever wonder why your dad was a goose but you're a panda?
Monkey: Are you upset that you only had 5 (give or take) lines in the whole movie?
Tai Lung: Admit it. You were SO fight flirting with Tigress at the Thread of Hope!
Master Shifu: What adoption agency did you go through to get custody of Tai Lung all those years ago?
Master Oogway: Why is it that a single careless match can start a forest fire, yet it takes a whole box to start a camp fire?
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Po: I've, like, thought about it, but, ya know, um, yeah, I don't get it, either.
Monkey: Not really. Talking wastes time that could be spent meditating. That, and I just don't like people.
Tai Lung: I am nearly fifteen years older than her! What possess you rabid writers to come up with this . . . vile, unbearable trash is beyond any comprehension of mine! We're not even the same species! And once I am named Dragon Warrior, I will have no time for women!
Master Shifu: Adoption agency? I simply opened the door and there he was. To gain custody, I picked up the basket and brought him indoors.
Master Oogway: Some questions can only be answered through time, and some we must answer on our own. Young one, one day, you will know the answer. When you do, hold on to it, and share you knowledge with those of us who do not.
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Veggirl:
I have a question for Mantis:
Before you became one of the greatest Kung Fu Master, has anyone ever doubted you because of your size?
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Mantis: Yeah. That's why I came to study with Master Shifu! I've shown them! Why? Do you have an issue with my size?
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The Sole Survivor:
Hey guys!
Gots a question for my favorite little red panda, Shifu:
When you saw how much Po had progressed, did your opinion of him change about him becoming the Dragon Warrior, or was he just your only option?
I mean, Tai Lung was on his way man.
Another for my man, Po:
Alright Po, here's your question. Was the fight with Tai Lung rigged, was he tired out from his own fight with Master Shifu, or were you just that amazing at your own style of kung fu?
lol I'm deep, I amaze myself.
Tai Lung, dude. Do I even need to say it.
The Dragon Scroll was blank. I feel for you, I really do.
But truth is, you're evil and crazy. And you got your butt handed to yah by THE big fat panda. I bet you feel special, don't you.
The rest of you guys are awesome. Simply amazing. 3
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Master Shifu: Master Oogway had foretold that I only needed to believe in order for Po to reach his full potential, so once I saw that he had potential, I knew my master had been right. And I'm not little.
Po: Dude, of course I'm just that awesome! Totally awesome! Blindingly awesome! And you know it! Sk-doosh!
Tai Lung: I refuse to respond. I know the blank was a fake and when I find the real one, you will be the first to die!
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Treestar:
Sweet, I saw this kinda thing first in the IZ fanfic section, and now it's spread to here! :D Nice.
I has questions!
Furious five 'cept for Tigress: If Po had NOT fallen out of the sky in front of Tigress during the ceremony, and Oogway had named Tigress as the dragon Warrior, would you be disappointed, or proud of her?
Nyeh... Tigress: Would YOU have figured out the secret of the Dragon Scroll?
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Mantis: I had hoped that, you know, it would be me, but I had been pretty sure it would be Tigress, you know? So it'd be a bit of both.
Crane: I didn't want to be Dragon Warrior. It's too much of a responsibility, so I'd have been proud of her.
Monkey: Sure.
Viper: She worked harder than any of us, so she would have deserved it, but yeah, I would have been a little disappointed.
Tigress: Master Oogway had intended Po to have it, so it is not for me to know.
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ninjalara54VirusesMondhexefan:
hey all
loved the movie hehe here are my questions:
tai lung (& maybe tigress): did you or will you ever forgive the directors of the movie for showing the adorable baby movie clips of yourself with master shifu?
po: what REALLY happened to tai lung when you "finished him off" in a big magical explosion? did the directors only show this and no more details because it is a kid's film? lol
All of the Furious Five: near the beginning, when you were all at the temple showing off all of your moves (at the time po was trying to see what you were doing) what WERE you demonstrating?
tai lung: you know you have anger issues right? like serious anger issues, if you had more control you do realise that shifu and oogway wouldn't have sent you to prison if you maintained control. i understand that you wanted the scroll after all those years of hard work and in the end it was all suddenly taken away from you - and i sympathise with you - but i personally don't think you're the major bad guy of all evil things, just short-tempered...so what do you say to that? or are you REALLY evil?
po: if you know that you're a big panda (and proud of it) then why do you have such a tiny bed? - no insult intended lol.
tigress: i am so sorry but why do you look like a dude? is it a tiger thing or are a tomboy? when i first saw you i was like "he is so cool, best tiger animated" but then i heard your voice and i was :O "omg! awesome! if any of the furious five were to be chosen then you'd get the roll - finally a female charatcer getting a lead roll"(but you're still one of my favs cause tigers are my fav animal ; lol) i mean, it was easy to tell that viper was female cause of the flowers on her head and extended eyelashes.
viper: did you ever - at any point - feel like you have a disadvantage because you have no limbs? did you ever resort to using your venom?
mantis: was there ever a point when you fought in battles that you would get squashed? Lol
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Tigress: I'm not sure how the clips furthered the plot, but if they saw use to it, then it was supposed to be. To answer your other question, I never saw any reason to obsess over trivial things such as vanity. There is not enough time, and it isn't important.
Tai Lung: When I find the real Dragon Scroll, they will pay for that! And, no, I do not have anger issues, I am, however, determined to get what rightfully belongs to me, namely, my Dragon Scroll!
Po: Dude, it was nasty! I can see why people would fear it! Dang! That had to freakin' hurt!
Viper: Do you ever feel at a disadvantage without extra limbs? And no, I've never had to resort to venom.
Mantis: . . . (A/N: Now is a good time to make sure there is no way to learn where you live, cuz Mantis is hunting you down!)
Crane: We were demonstrating what we had learned beneath Master Shifu to Master Oogway.
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D.J striker:
lol the last part was funny lol Po lol keep it up ur good on their personality ;)
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Po: Dude, I know!
Merk (AKA, the authoress): Much thanks to you, D.J striker, you're awesome, too!
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Reverend Lovejoy:
Cool idea.
A question for Crane: How do you manage to stay so calm?
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Crane: We have one day each week devoted to meditation.
Merk: Thank you, Reverend Lovejoy!
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10Lou01:
All i can say is poor tigress!
I've looked at fan art and fiction and I feel sorry for you as you get paired up with just about everyone! (But we all can understand as you are a pretty tiger).
Anywho a question for you is: Can you explain about your parents and what happened when you was younger? (You looked so cute in the little clip we saw in the film! Sorry i just had to put that ).
Anyways you are awsome and so are all the reast even Tilung and Po!
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Tigress: The fan art and fiction is ignorable, and no, I'm not pretty, understood? Warriors are brave, swift, strong, and intellectual, not pretty. As for my past, Master Shifu has been my Master for as long as I can remember, because he raised me from the time I was a cub.
Po: Yes! I am so awesome, even people I don't know, know me! How freakin' awesome am I?
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corset-rebellion-follower:
This is a really cool idea! I love it. But down to business, here are my questions.
Mantis: Usually when you tell a joke, you get glared at because it's at an inappropriate time. But I think you're pretty funny. Does it annoy you that your jokes go unappreciated?
Tai Lung: Why are you such a JERK?
Tigress: What do you think about the ship Po/Tigress? Possible? Not possible? Totally disgusting? I really want to know your opinion of this ship.
Crane: You seem very mellow. How do you deal with the stress in your life and manage to keep so Zen-ish?
Viper: Was it hard to accept that Po was the Dragon Warrior? You seemed to be the first to accept him as part of the group.
I can't wait to read the next chapter!
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Mantis: No, because I know there are people like you who actually know a good joke. Thank you, corset-rebellion-follower.
Tai Lung: It's simple, really. I'm not. I am simply practical and know that I am destined to be the greatest warrior of all time.
Tigress: I have already answered that question multiple times. Look up.
Crane: Meditation Day works wonders, but I've always wanted to help, that's why I went to the Jade Palace.
Viper: I trust Master Oogway's decisions. He's very wise, and if he felt Po was the Dragon Warrior, then I trust him.
Merk: Thank you very much for your kind words, and the next chapter will be up in a week!
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Tucker from blood gulch:
To Po: did you like-like any of the five?
To Tigress: same question, but including Po.
To Shifu: why haven't you checked into anger management?
To Tai Lung: same as shifu, but including then the nuthouse.
To all: have you ever heard of red vs blue: the blood gulch chronicles (including the author)
Cause that's where I'm from (I wear the aqua colored armor)
If you haven't, you should. Look it up on you tube.
Bow chicka bow wow! (my catch phrase)
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Po: Dude! They're totally reading this!
Tigress: Is everyone obsessed with my personal life?
Master Shifu: Because I do not have anger issues, Tucker. You should learn to better respect your elders.
Tai Lung: (Is currently busy searching for your address. The authoress would suggest moving to Mexico and learning to make salsa.)
Merk: I haven't heard of it, but I'll check it out! Chicka bow wow!
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ThinkFast75:
Just one question for Monkey: Why don't you talk much?
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Monkey: I have better things to do.
End notes:
I want to thank you all for participating in the first round of Ask The Furious Five. Feel free to submit more questions, reply to the responses you received, and such, but remember, they have minds of their own, so don't be angry with me if you don't like the answers you received. Also, please send cyberfood! My muses, Po and Karly, demand snack breaks every twenty minutes, so if you want better replies, send cyber cookies! Chocolate chip is preferable, but beggars can't be choosers. Thank you, and click to review!