Ranma the Amorous Over-Sexed Nympho
Ranma-chan ran as fast and as hard as she could, panic fueling her as much as her ki was. She had to get away, as far away from them as possible. If she didn't the perverts would overwhelm her, doing this, and doing that, and doing a little bit of that, and doing... ew.
With the last thought, the redhead pushed herself faster, changing direction and heading for the one place she may be safe.
"AAAAAAKKKKKAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"
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"I.. -huff- never knew Ranma could move so fast!" Ukyo gasped, trying to keep up with Cologne and Happosai.
"We must hurry, something's very wrong with Ranma," the Amazon Matriarch stated.
"Wow, I guess all those centuries of living really builds up the deductive skills," Ukyo commented sarcastically, Cologne 'accidentally' pogoed onto a loose shingle, 'accidentally' sending it into Ukyo's face.
"Ouch."
"Don't toy with me, girl, you fail to realize the seriousness of the situation. Ukyo, you head back to the Tendou home in case our quarry heads back that way. Happosai, you move up ahead, and try to intercept Ranma so that she doesn't get too far. I'll make sure she doesn't double back, perhaps we can trap her and subdue her." With two nods, Happosai blurred, becoming a streak ahead of them, and Ukyo veered off.
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"AAAAAAAKKKKKKAAAANNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!!" Ranma screamed, desperate to get to the one person she trusted most to protect her. She weaved to and fro, instead of taking a straight line for home, as a frightened animal would to lose its tracker.
"PIGTAILED... Goddess?" Kuno was struck speechless as the girl bounded from rooftop to rooftop. She looked absolutely radiant, no longer surrounded by the tinge of damnation the Succubus, she was sheer, distilled, pureness. There could only be one reason for this. She had finally succumbed to his heroism, and the evil that she was born with along with whatever magicks the foul Saotome instilled upon her had been obliviated from her being. She was now an angel.... a Goddess.
In almost a trance, Kuno began to follow her on the ground.
Kodachi felt a strange presence, and looked up from her reading, she saw her red headed mistress bounding across her window, and as she caught sight, the presence she radiated became extremely potent. With glossy eyes, Kodachi followed the girl's form into the distance, and set down her book.
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"Ranma-chan!" Happosai cried out, gaining on the redhead. Ranma's eyes went wide, like a rabbit almost about to be overcome by a predator, and started to sob, "HOTCHA!"
The blur of motion known as Happosai cut Ranma's escape off, and then leaped for a glomp towards her chest.
Ranma let out a blood-curdling scream that alerted everyone in the area to her distress, as Happosai attached himself. Immediately, his eyes went wide, as a white aura enveloped him. He jolted as if he had gotten a double grip on a live wire, and flew off of the girl. Ranma was wailing and trailing tears as she ran off, leaving the twitching pervert on the roof.
"PIGTAILED GODDESS, LET ME SOOTH YOUR DISTRESS!!!!" Kuno shouted from the ground, amazingly managing to keep up with the girl. Kodachi laughed insanely as she bounded behind the redhead.
It was a few moments before Cologne arrived to still find Happosai still jittering on the ground.
"Y-yowza..." Happosai weakly exclaimed, his hands still in position for a breast grapple. Cologne poked him a few times with her staff, and then narrowed her eyes. If her suspicions were correct, Ranma was a major threat to her and anyone around her now.
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"AAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ryoga looked up to see Ranma's cursed form running in fright from Kodachi, "WHUMPH!!!"
"OUT OF MY WAY, PEASANT!!!!!" Ryoga glared at the retreating Kuno, and then looked off to where Ranma was heading. Apparently Kuno had the demon on the run, and now it would be an ideal time to finish the redhead off, so that his Ranma could be free.
"RANMA! I'LL FREE YOU!!!!!" The fanged boy took off to the rooftops in pursuit, intent of finally ridding the pigtailed boy of his unwanted curse, by as much force as necessary.
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"Ra-Ranma..." Akane mumbled, curled up on her bed. Kasumi glanced worriedly at her youngest sister, and then went downstairs to the kitchen to start dinner. As Kasumi left the room, Ukyo appeared in the window.
The Chef got a look at Akane, and grew a bit worried. If Akane was this shaken after her deprogramming session, there was no way she could let Ranma get close to her.
With barely a sound, Ukyo opened up the window further to gain access, and without alerting Akane.
Akane stared blindly into space, but whimpered when she felt her head supported on someone's lap.
"Ran...ma?"
"Don't worry, 'Kane-chan, I won't let him get you again."
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Nabiki staggered back, berating herself for her lack of control. She couldn't understand what came over her, she HATED Ranma... didn't she?
The kiss looped through her mind, over and over, leaving her dizzier and dizzier the longer it went on. The feel of his lips on her, the apologetic look in his eyes as he asked for her forgiveness, the sincerity in his voice as he told her he didn't want to fight with her. Each of these thoughts warmed her, as she hadn't been before.
And it was greatly pissing her off.
"Curse you Ranma, I'll make you pay dearly for leaving me so confused!" Nabiki vowed, holding her fist up in pledge, while she fought to gain her equilibrium.
Just a little further and she'll be home, just place one foot in front of the other. Steady now...
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"GIRL RANMA, PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!" Ryoga's fist shattered through the roof where Ranma had been just prior to the blow.
"HUUUHHH HUUUHHH!!!" Ranma whimpered loudly, changing direction to avoid the fanged boy before him, only to find her legs ensnared by a ribbon.
"TAKE ME, MISTRESS! TAKE ME AS YOU NEVER HAVE BEFORE!" Kodachi screamed, descending towards the downed girl in a belly flop.
"THIS IS IT! THE FINAL BLOW!" Ryoga cried out, bringing his umbrella to bear towards the girl's face. Ranma-chan screamed and covered her face as if it would protect her from the perverts about to take advantage of her pure innocence.
"STAY YOUR HAND BRAVE WARRIOR!" Kuno kicked away his sister in mid air, sending her laughing like a maniac into the background, while parrying Ryoga's umbrella with his bokken, "Can you not see that this former Succubus is now as pure as a virgin babe? She no longer is deserving of you wrath."
Ryoga had noticed it, and it was doing a real number on him. The girl under him and Kuno looked so frightened, and defenseless, and open, almost anticipating. The bandanna-clad boy jerked his eyes away from the frightened yet pleading crystal blue eyes of the girl, and glared at Kuno. Ryoga blinked as he saw the way the kendoist was panting, whatever effect Ranma-chan was having on him, it was doing a great number on Kuno too. Ryoga once again glanced down at the girl, finding himself becoming muddled in thought.
"Curse you, Girl Ranma, you're trying to use your evil to control me as you do Ranma-kun!" Ryoga thought darkly. He looked back up at Kuno, his eyes hard.
"Do not give her your fury! She deserves reward for turning to the Heavens! WE SHALL GIVE HER FULFILLMENT FOR HER RITIOUS CHANGE OF HEART!" Kuno yelled the final sentence with madness coursing through his voice; his eyes reflected the same craziness tinged with a feral lust.
"Yessssss..." Ryoga found himself replying, then quickly shook himself out of it, "I mean, she deserves a reward! She must be gotten rid of to free Ranma!"
"FORGET ABOUT THE WRETCHED SAOTOME!!!! LET US FEAST UPON THE LOVELINESS THAT RESTS BETWEEN OUR LEGS!"
"Eeeeeee, eeeeeeeeeeee," Ranma whimpered, shaking like a deer trapped in a corner, as she looked up at the two young men fighting above her.
"YES!! NO!!! RANMA I'LL FREE YOUUUUU!!!!!" With a mighty burst of will, Ryoga put all his muscle into forcing Kuno away and off the roof, then reversed his grip on his weapon to plunge it towards Ranma's skull. Ranma's eyes closed in fear.
"Uh, what you do on Shampoo delivery route?" the lavender haired Amazon enquired, looking down on the fanged boy who was propping her bike tire up with his head.
"GET AWAY!!!!!!" Ranma-chan screamed, quickly getting up and running away as fast as she could.
"What wrong with husband?" Shampoo asked curiously, watching the redhead disappear into the distance.
"Nothing you need concern yourself about, Great Granddaughter," Cologne hopped down, and appraised the damage done around her, "For your sake, keep away from Son-in-law, he is currently extremely unbalanced and dangerous."
"Aiyah! He head to wife house!" Shampoo exclaimed in worry.
Cologne quickly turned towards the direction of the Tendou household, and sped off. She should have known, the girl *would* head to the one place she would feel protected. Hopefully she got there before it was too late.
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Happosai started to come to, with a massive grin on his face. NEVER had he felt such a massive burst of pure, innocent, untainted, womanliness. He just HAD to have more of it! The ancient pervert swerved his head in the direction Ranma-chan was in, her energy was radiating like a blinding white beacon in pitch black. Happosai chuckled gleefully, and started towards the Tendous.
"Wait for me, Ranma-chan!"
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"AAAAAAAAKKKKKKAAAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
Ukyo's head perked up, her head ceased from stroking the disturbed girl's head on her lap. The chef's eyes narrowed, as she set Akane back down.
"Ranma?" the girl in bed enquired weakly.
"Don't worry, sugar, I'll take care of him," Ukyo leapt out the window to intercept the redhead.
"Don't..." Akane mumbled, reaching out a hand to stop the other girl in vain.
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Ranma approached, balling her eyes out, they almost did this, and that to her, not to mention that other thing! The close call had set her so far on edge, as her heart beat frantically, and she perspired heavily. She soon would be in her protector's arms, and she would never be taken advantage of again.
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, RANMA!" Ranma flipped over a horizontal ax swing, and found her path barred by an angry chef wielding a giant spatula, "There's NO way I'm letting you get close to Akane!
"Uuuuhhh, aaaaaah!" Ranma stepped back, extremely agitated, she NEEDED to get to Akane soon! She couldn't bear to be without her for much longer.
Ranma tried to dart around the other girl, but Ukyo imposed herself between the pigtailed girl and her goal once again. Ranma attempted to go in the other direction, receiving the same results.
"Pu-please!" Ranma pleaded, crying heavily while zigzagging frantically. Ukyo used her body or her spatula to impede Ranma's path. Ukyo found it difficult to not give into Ranma, to take the girl into her arms and sooth her, to tell her it was alright, to kiss her on the lips and let her know she was loved....
Ukyo's eyes widened a fraction, and she gripped her spatula tighter, "I'm, I'm not letting you near Akane so you can just forget it!"
"PLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" Ranma collapsed to her knees, her tears flowing unhindered. The redhead's gut wrenching cry struck at Ukyo harder then she had been struck before. She dropped her combat spatula and rushed to the other girl and was about to embrace her, before she was slammed backwards into the wall of the Tendou household.
"DON'T TOUCH HER!" Cologne cried out, the head of her staff still extended to where it had struck Ukyo in the chest. Ranma used the distraction to escape into Akane's window.
"AAAAAAAAKKKKKAAAAANNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!! AKANE!" Ranma cried out in relief, seeing the other girl looking at her. Feeling only the need for her own comforting, Akane quickly latched onto Ranma.
"RANMA!" The raven-haired girl cried out, holding Ranma as tight as she could, and never wanting to let go.
"A-Akane?" Ranma squirmed in Akane's hug, something wasn't right. This wasn't the 'I'll protect you hug', it felt more like the...
"PERVERT!!!!!!!" Ranma forcefully shoved Akane away, and leapt back out the window.
"Ranma..." Akane whimpered sadly, peeling from the wall.
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Cologne caught sight of Ranma heading away again, and cursed herself for getting distracted, "Come on, Ukyo, we need to stop him before it's too late."
"Stop him? What the hell's wrong with him, er, her?" Ukyo asked frantically.
"Happosai placed an enchanted pin into her hair, its made to bring out the ultimate pervertiveness in a person, but now I realize that's not it's true nature..."
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"It actually enforces it's own great wealth of perversion onto it's host, making them insatiable, unbalanced, and extremely dangerous. No doubt Happosai thought it would allow the male Ranma to become the perfect student."
"Well it was a resounding success for his guy side, what happened to his female side?"
"Apparently Ranma's curse, and the pin are doing battle; the hairpin and Ranma's girl side's perversion battling for supremacy. The problem is Ranma's natural inhabiting perversion is being put fully to the task of keeping its place. Ranma at the moment has NO allusions of perversion, and fears anyone taking advantage of her. What's worse..."
"You mean this is a BAD thing?" Ukyo said wryly, "OW!"
"Shut up, you fool!" Cologne recovered from bopping Ukyo on the head, "What's worse, is that Ranma is now a pure essence, anyone who gets in proximity of her will find her irresistible because of her completely clean aura. And if anyone were to take advantage of her right now, by looking her directly in the eyes, she would become completely defenseless, like a mouse facing a snake, and would be utterly at their mercy."
"You mean, Ranma is now the ultimate sex toy?"
"Exactly, now we must..." Cologne paused.
"Why'd you stop?" Ukyo asked, though she was glad for the respite.
"That.... had to be.... the most OBSURD thing I have EVER agreed to in my life..."
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Ranma ran, trying to outdistance the feeling of betrayal. Akane was supposed to PROTECT her, not attempt to do this, and that, and a pinch of this, and... OHMYGOD! Ranma forced the thoughts from her head, trying to be anywhere that perversion didn't exist. Unfortunately for her, she turned into the wrong direction.
"RANMA-CHAN! Give your master a hug!"
Ranma screamed when the lecher attached itself to her chest. Startled, she tripped and fell backwards onto the roof; her tumble did nothing to dislodge the ancient pervert.
"OOOOHHHHH BABY!!!!!!" Happosai cried out, leeching on the energy gleefully. Ranma-chan cried frantically, and thrashed about wildly, but not doing anything to remove the pervert from her. Said pervert felt himself getting carried higher and higher, but felt he needed... more. A withered hand snuck down to Ranma-chan's waist tie and started to undo it.
::WHOOSH!::
::THUMP::
::SPLASH!!!!::
The hairpin went flying into the distance, and Cologne's staff rebounded back to its owner. Ukyo threw the bucket that was full of hot water away, and brought forth her combat spatula.
"Uh, mighty impressive battle aura you're manifesting, Ranma..." Happosai said, attempting humor in the face of a very painful demise.
"Get.... your hand.... out.... of.... my.... pants...." Ranma growled through gritted teeth, his battle aura flaring twice as large with each word.
"Huh? Oh... heh," Happosai meekly removed his hand. Ukyo and Cologne turned away; the level of violence that was about to happen wasn't fit to be viewed by any sentient being.
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"I'm home," Nabiki said shakily, removing her shoes. She had managed to get home, ignoring the combat, correction, mass homicide upon one individual, which Ranma was committing onto Happosai. She didn't think the boy could EVER be so brutal.
"Welcome home, Nabiki. Dinner will be ready in thirty minutes," called Kasumi from the kitchen.
"Great, just enough time to take a bath," Nabiki needed one; it had been a long day.
"Okay, just leave your cloths in the wash to be done later, I didn't get a chance to do it today."
Nabiki stripped down, and weakly scrubbed her body before going into the furo. Now that she didn't have to concentrate on walking, she could contemplate Ranma. She didn't think she had any feelings for him, but ever since that kiss, she's been having a hard time thinking of anything else. This left her with a severe dilemma.
"Ranma, you jerk." Nabiki dropped her head under the water, hoping that drowning would remove all her troubles.
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During dinner, Ranma-chan cradled a subdued Akane in her lap, glaring at everyone's guilt-ridden looks around the table, "WHAT... did you guys do to her?"
Nabiki and Kasumi looked at each other nervously, then both turned to Ranma.
"Nothing/Who are you?" Came the dual response, Mr. Tendou hid behind the newspaper he had already read that morning, and Pandachan was rolling around with a tire in his clutches.
Ranma glanced warningly at everyone at the table, before turning her attentions back to Akane, "It's okay, Akane, it's okay, I'm sorry. Here, have some punch."
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Ranma looked up worriedly at the girl crouched on her head.
"Oh my, I have dishes and laundry to do."
"I gotta finish my homework."
"Fancy an after-dinner game of Shogi, Saotome?"
"Gwarf!"
Ranma-chan sighed, and dug into the largely untouched dinner.
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Kasumi loaded the washing machine, checking all clothing for loose change or such, when she came to Nabiki's, "Oh my, how pretty."
Ranma-chan ran as fast and as hard as she could, panic fueling her as much as her ki was. She had to get away, as far away from them as possible. If she didn't the perverts would overwhelm her, doing this, and doing that, and doing a little bit of that, and doing... ew.
With the last thought, the redhead pushed herself faster, changing direction and heading for the one place she may be safe.
"AAAAAAKKKKKAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"
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"I.. -huff- never knew Ranma could move so fast!" Ukyo gasped, trying to keep up with Cologne and Happosai.
"We must hurry, something's very wrong with Ranma," the Amazon Matriarch stated.
"Wow, I guess all those centuries of living really builds up the deductive skills," Ukyo commented sarcastically, Cologne 'accidentally' pogoed onto a loose shingle, 'accidentally' sending it into Ukyo's face.
"Ouch."
"Don't toy with me, girl, you fail to realize the seriousness of the situation. Ukyo, you head back to the Tendou home in case our quarry heads back that way. Happosai, you move up ahead, and try to intercept Ranma so that she doesn't get too far. I'll make sure she doesn't double back, perhaps we can trap her and subdue her." With two nods, Happosai blurred, becoming a streak ahead of them, and Ukyo veered off.
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"AAAAAAAKKKKKKAAAANNNNNNEEEEE!!!!!!!!" Ranma screamed, desperate to get to the one person she trusted most to protect her. She weaved to and fro, instead of taking a straight line for home, as a frightened animal would to lose its tracker.
"PIGTAILED... Goddess?" Kuno was struck speechless as the girl bounded from rooftop to rooftop. She looked absolutely radiant, no longer surrounded by the tinge of damnation the Succubus, she was sheer, distilled, pureness. There could only be one reason for this. She had finally succumbed to his heroism, and the evil that she was born with along with whatever magicks the foul Saotome instilled upon her had been obliviated from her being. She was now an angel.... a Goddess.
In almost a trance, Kuno began to follow her on the ground.
Kodachi felt a strange presence, and looked up from her reading, she saw her red headed mistress bounding across her window, and as she caught sight, the presence she radiated became extremely potent. With glossy eyes, Kodachi followed the girl's form into the distance, and set down her book.
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"Ranma-chan!" Happosai cried out, gaining on the redhead. Ranma's eyes went wide, like a rabbit almost about to be overcome by a predator, and started to sob, "HOTCHA!"
The blur of motion known as Happosai cut Ranma's escape off, and then leaped for a glomp towards her chest.
Ranma let out a blood-curdling scream that alerted everyone in the area to her distress, as Happosai attached himself. Immediately, his eyes went wide, as a white aura enveloped him. He jolted as if he had gotten a double grip on a live wire, and flew off of the girl. Ranma was wailing and trailing tears as she ran off, leaving the twitching pervert on the roof.
"PIGTAILED GODDESS, LET ME SOOTH YOUR DISTRESS!!!!" Kuno shouted from the ground, amazingly managing to keep up with the girl. Kodachi laughed insanely as she bounded behind the redhead.
It was a few moments before Cologne arrived to still find Happosai still jittering on the ground.
"Y-yowza..." Happosai weakly exclaimed, his hands still in position for a breast grapple. Cologne poked him a few times with her staff, and then narrowed her eyes. If her suspicions were correct, Ranma was a major threat to her and anyone around her now.
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"AAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ryoga looked up to see Ranma's cursed form running in fright from Kodachi, "WHUMPH!!!"
"OUT OF MY WAY, PEASANT!!!!!" Ryoga glared at the retreating Kuno, and then looked off to where Ranma was heading. Apparently Kuno had the demon on the run, and now it would be an ideal time to finish the redhead off, so that his Ranma could be free.
"RANMA! I'LL FREE YOU!!!!!" The fanged boy took off to the rooftops in pursuit, intent of finally ridding the pigtailed boy of his unwanted curse, by as much force as necessary.
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"Ra-Ranma..." Akane mumbled, curled up on her bed. Kasumi glanced worriedly at her youngest sister, and then went downstairs to the kitchen to start dinner. As Kasumi left the room, Ukyo appeared in the window.
The Chef got a look at Akane, and grew a bit worried. If Akane was this shaken after her deprogramming session, there was no way she could let Ranma get close to her.
With barely a sound, Ukyo opened up the window further to gain access, and without alerting Akane.
Akane stared blindly into space, but whimpered when she felt her head supported on someone's lap.
"Ran...ma?"
"Don't worry, 'Kane-chan, I won't let him get you again."
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Nabiki staggered back, berating herself for her lack of control. She couldn't understand what came over her, she HATED Ranma... didn't she?
The kiss looped through her mind, over and over, leaving her dizzier and dizzier the longer it went on. The feel of his lips on her, the apologetic look in his eyes as he asked for her forgiveness, the sincerity in his voice as he told her he didn't want to fight with her. Each of these thoughts warmed her, as she hadn't been before.
And it was greatly pissing her off.
"Curse you Ranma, I'll make you pay dearly for leaving me so confused!" Nabiki vowed, holding her fist up in pledge, while she fought to gain her equilibrium.
Just a little further and she'll be home, just place one foot in front of the other. Steady now...
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"GIRL RANMA, PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!" Ryoga's fist shattered through the roof where Ranma had been just prior to the blow.
"HUUUHHH HUUUHHH!!!" Ranma whimpered loudly, changing direction to avoid the fanged boy before him, only to find her legs ensnared by a ribbon.
"TAKE ME, MISTRESS! TAKE ME AS YOU NEVER HAVE BEFORE!" Kodachi screamed, descending towards the downed girl in a belly flop.
"THIS IS IT! THE FINAL BLOW!" Ryoga cried out, bringing his umbrella to bear towards the girl's face. Ranma-chan screamed and covered her face as if it would protect her from the perverts about to take advantage of her pure innocence.
"STAY YOUR HAND BRAVE WARRIOR!" Kuno kicked away his sister in mid air, sending her laughing like a maniac into the background, while parrying Ryoga's umbrella with his bokken, "Can you not see that this former Succubus is now as pure as a virgin babe? She no longer is deserving of you wrath."
Ryoga had noticed it, and it was doing a real number on him. The girl under him and Kuno looked so frightened, and defenseless, and open, almost anticipating. The bandanna-clad boy jerked his eyes away from the frightened yet pleading crystal blue eyes of the girl, and glared at Kuno. Ryoga blinked as he saw the way the kendoist was panting, whatever effect Ranma-chan was having on him, it was doing a great number on Kuno too. Ryoga once again glanced down at the girl, finding himself becoming muddled in thought.
"Curse you, Girl Ranma, you're trying to use your evil to control me as you do Ranma-kun!" Ryoga thought darkly. He looked back up at Kuno, his eyes hard.
"Do not give her your fury! She deserves reward for turning to the Heavens! WE SHALL GIVE HER FULFILLMENT FOR HER RITIOUS CHANGE OF HEART!" Kuno yelled the final sentence with madness coursing through his voice; his eyes reflected the same craziness tinged with a feral lust.
"Yessssss..." Ryoga found himself replying, then quickly shook himself out of it, "I mean, she deserves a reward! She must be gotten rid of to free Ranma!"
"FORGET ABOUT THE WRETCHED SAOTOME!!!! LET US FEAST UPON THE LOVELINESS THAT RESTS BETWEEN OUR LEGS!"
"Eeeeeee, eeeeeeeeeeee," Ranma whimpered, shaking like a deer trapped in a corner, as she looked up at the two young men fighting above her.
"YES!! NO!!! RANMA I'LL FREE YOUUUUU!!!!!" With a mighty burst of will, Ryoga put all his muscle into forcing Kuno away and off the roof, then reversed his grip on his weapon to plunge it towards Ranma's skull. Ranma's eyes closed in fear.
"Uh, what you do on Shampoo delivery route?" the lavender haired Amazon enquired, looking down on the fanged boy who was propping her bike tire up with his head.
"GET AWAY!!!!!!" Ranma-chan screamed, quickly getting up and running away as fast as she could.
"What wrong with husband?" Shampoo asked curiously, watching the redhead disappear into the distance.
"Nothing you need concern yourself about, Great Granddaughter," Cologne hopped down, and appraised the damage done around her, "For your sake, keep away from Son-in-law, he is currently extremely unbalanced and dangerous."
"Aiyah! He head to wife house!" Shampoo exclaimed in worry.
Cologne quickly turned towards the direction of the Tendou household, and sped off. She should have known, the girl *would* head to the one place she would feel protected. Hopefully she got there before it was too late.
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Happosai started to come to, with a massive grin on his face. NEVER had he felt such a massive burst of pure, innocent, untainted, womanliness. He just HAD to have more of it! The ancient pervert swerved his head in the direction Ranma-chan was in, her energy was radiating like a blinding white beacon in pitch black. Happosai chuckled gleefully, and started towards the Tendous.
"Wait for me, Ranma-chan!"
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"AAAAAAAAKKKKKKAAAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
Ukyo's head perked up, her head ceased from stroking the disturbed girl's head on her lap. The chef's eyes narrowed, as she set Akane back down.
"Ranma?" the girl in bed enquired weakly.
"Don't worry, sugar, I'll take care of him," Ukyo leapt out the window to intercept the redhead.
"Don't..." Akane mumbled, reaching out a hand to stop the other girl in vain.
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Ranma approached, balling her eyes out, they almost did this, and that to her, not to mention that other thing! The close call had set her so far on edge, as her heart beat frantically, and she perspired heavily. She soon would be in her protector's arms, and she would never be taken advantage of again.
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, RANMA!" Ranma flipped over a horizontal ax swing, and found her path barred by an angry chef wielding a giant spatula, "There's NO way I'm letting you get close to Akane!
"Uuuuhhh, aaaaaah!" Ranma stepped back, extremely agitated, she NEEDED to get to Akane soon! She couldn't bear to be without her for much longer.
Ranma tried to dart around the other girl, but Ukyo imposed herself between the pigtailed girl and her goal once again. Ranma attempted to go in the other direction, receiving the same results.
"Pu-please!" Ranma pleaded, crying heavily while zigzagging frantically. Ukyo used her body or her spatula to impede Ranma's path. Ukyo found it difficult to not give into Ranma, to take the girl into her arms and sooth her, to tell her it was alright, to kiss her on the lips and let her know she was loved....
Ukyo's eyes widened a fraction, and she gripped her spatula tighter, "I'm, I'm not letting you near Akane so you can just forget it!"
"PLEEEEEEAAAAAASSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" Ranma collapsed to her knees, her tears flowing unhindered. The redhead's gut wrenching cry struck at Ukyo harder then she had been struck before. She dropped her combat spatula and rushed to the other girl and was about to embrace her, before she was slammed backwards into the wall of the Tendou household.
"DON'T TOUCH HER!" Cologne cried out, the head of her staff still extended to where it had struck Ukyo in the chest. Ranma used the distraction to escape into Akane's window.
"AAAAAAAAKKKKKAAAAANNNNNEEEEEEE!!!!! AKANE!" Ranma cried out in relief, seeing the other girl looking at her. Feeling only the need for her own comforting, Akane quickly latched onto Ranma.
"RANMA!" The raven-haired girl cried out, holding Ranma as tight as she could, and never wanting to let go.
"A-Akane?" Ranma squirmed in Akane's hug, something wasn't right. This wasn't the 'I'll protect you hug', it felt more like the...
"PERVERT!!!!!!!" Ranma forcefully shoved Akane away, and leapt back out the window.
"Ranma..." Akane whimpered sadly, peeling from the wall.
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Cologne caught sight of Ranma heading away again, and cursed herself for getting distracted, "Come on, Ukyo, we need to stop him before it's too late."
"Stop him? What the hell's wrong with him, er, her?" Ukyo asked frantically.
"Happosai placed an enchanted pin into her hair, its made to bring out the ultimate pervertiveness in a person, but now I realize that's not it's true nature..."
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"It actually enforces it's own great wealth of perversion onto it's host, making them insatiable, unbalanced, and extremely dangerous. No doubt Happosai thought it would allow the male Ranma to become the perfect student."
"Well it was a resounding success for his guy side, what happened to his female side?"
"Apparently Ranma's curse, and the pin are doing battle; the hairpin and Ranma's girl side's perversion battling for supremacy. The problem is Ranma's natural inhabiting perversion is being put fully to the task of keeping its place. Ranma at the moment has NO allusions of perversion, and fears anyone taking advantage of her. What's worse..."
"You mean this is a BAD thing?" Ukyo said wryly, "OW!"
"Shut up, you fool!" Cologne recovered from bopping Ukyo on the head, "What's worse, is that Ranma is now a pure essence, anyone who gets in proximity of her will find her irresistible because of her completely clean aura. And if anyone were to take advantage of her right now, by looking her directly in the eyes, she would become completely defenseless, like a mouse facing a snake, and would be utterly at their mercy."
"You mean, Ranma is now the ultimate sex toy?"
"Exactly, now we must..." Cologne paused.
"Why'd you stop?" Ukyo asked, though she was glad for the respite.
"That.... had to be.... the most OBSURD thing I have EVER agreed to in my life..."
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Ranma ran, trying to outdistance the feeling of betrayal. Akane was supposed to PROTECT her, not attempt to do this, and that, and a pinch of this, and... OHMYGOD! Ranma forced the thoughts from her head, trying to be anywhere that perversion didn't exist. Unfortunately for her, she turned into the wrong direction.
"RANMA-CHAN! Give your master a hug!"
Ranma screamed when the lecher attached itself to her chest. Startled, she tripped and fell backwards onto the roof; her tumble did nothing to dislodge the ancient pervert.
"OOOOHHHHH BABY!!!!!!" Happosai cried out, leeching on the energy gleefully. Ranma-chan cried frantically, and thrashed about wildly, but not doing anything to remove the pervert from her. Said pervert felt himself getting carried higher and higher, but felt he needed... more. A withered hand snuck down to Ranma-chan's waist tie and started to undo it.
::WHOOSH!::
::THUMP::
::SPLASH!!!!::
The hairpin went flying into the distance, and Cologne's staff rebounded back to its owner. Ukyo threw the bucket that was full of hot water away, and brought forth her combat spatula.
"Uh, mighty impressive battle aura you're manifesting, Ranma..." Happosai said, attempting humor in the face of a very painful demise.
"Get.... your hand.... out.... of.... my.... pants...." Ranma growled through gritted teeth, his battle aura flaring twice as large with each word.
"Huh? Oh... heh," Happosai meekly removed his hand. Ukyo and Cologne turned away; the level of violence that was about to happen wasn't fit to be viewed by any sentient being.
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"I'm home," Nabiki said shakily, removing her shoes. She had managed to get home, ignoring the combat, correction, mass homicide upon one individual, which Ranma was committing onto Happosai. She didn't think the boy could EVER be so brutal.
"Welcome home, Nabiki. Dinner will be ready in thirty minutes," called Kasumi from the kitchen.
"Great, just enough time to take a bath," Nabiki needed one; it had been a long day.
"Okay, just leave your cloths in the wash to be done later, I didn't get a chance to do it today."
Nabiki stripped down, and weakly scrubbed her body before going into the furo. Now that she didn't have to concentrate on walking, she could contemplate Ranma. She didn't think she had any feelings for him, but ever since that kiss, she's been having a hard time thinking of anything else. This left her with a severe dilemma.
"Ranma, you jerk." Nabiki dropped her head under the water, hoping that drowning would remove all her troubles.
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During dinner, Ranma-chan cradled a subdued Akane in her lap, glaring at everyone's guilt-ridden looks around the table, "WHAT... did you guys do to her?"
Nabiki and Kasumi looked at each other nervously, then both turned to Ranma.
"Nothing/Who are you?" Came the dual response, Mr. Tendou hid behind the newspaper he had already read that morning, and Pandachan was rolling around with a tire in his clutches.
Ranma glanced warningly at everyone at the table, before turning her attentions back to Akane, "It's okay, Akane, it's okay, I'm sorry. Here, have some punch."
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Ranma looked up worriedly at the girl crouched on her head.
"Oh my, I have dishes and laundry to do."
"I gotta finish my homework."
"Fancy an after-dinner game of Shogi, Saotome?"
"Gwarf!"
Ranma-chan sighed, and dug into the largely untouched dinner.
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Kasumi loaded the washing machine, checking all clothing for loose change or such, when she came to Nabiki's, "Oh my, how pretty."